Well… it’s not Dungeon Keeper Mobile.
On this week’s intrepid audio adventure, we talk about having sex with cars and various were-animals, because why the heck not? We also discuss Jim’s three-day Dark Souls binge and what it’s done to his psyche, and TRY not to ramble on about Bloodborne again.
Also, Gav and Laura had been drinking prior to the recording. It’s actually surprising how non-obnoxious they are, because they’re professionals through and through. Still, Gav REALLY wants you to know he’s been drinking!
Another developer (if we stretch the meaning of the word) initiates a copyright takedown strike, then doubles down on stupid with an astounding confession of spite.
If there was any doubt that these takedowns came from a place other than petty attempted vengeance, let the story of Digpex Games put it to bed. Wow, these people.
On this week’s perfectly sensible episode, we discuss Iwata doing a massive poo on Nintendo Direct, something that will definitely happen one day. We also talk about how Jim is 100% medically not-quite-dying, and Laura took a selfie with the corpse of a schoolgirl.
Gavin has finally played Bloodborne, so for all of you who are sick to death of the idea of people enjoying games that you don’t like, be warned – Gavin likes Bloodborne. A lot.
While the world of so-called “AAA” games wants to believe survival horror is dead, there’s plenty of evidence to the contrary. Hell, the genre is kept very much alive, at least in spirit, by the recently released Bloodborne.
Not only is it a scary bloody game, it catches so many classic horror game tropes, it definitely deserves to be counted as a genuine survival horror game. Plus, y’know, it’s got spiders in it.
(And no, I haven’t forgotten Alien: Isolation).
The show is late this week because one of us almost died. So yeah, sorry about that. Find out how one of us nearly died on this episode, where you’ll also learn what that near-death experience did to the person’s tits!
Elsewhere, an imp has sex with Anne Hathaway’s teeth, we talk about Bloodborne and look at its salty user reviews, there’s a little bit of chat concerning Game of Thrones and Life Is Strange, and MANY OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!