The Jimquisition: Steam Refunds

Steam has finally delivered some basic customer service in the form of a refund policy. This is a good thing. A damn good thing. A long overdue, much needed, very good thing.

Naturally, this means there’s a debate about it with some people saying it’s a bad thing. A number of developers and even games press pundits have criticized the move.

They’re basically wrong, but let’s look at the benefits and concerns anyway, because when Steam’s involved, it always pays to at least think of how it could go tits up.

I swear that other Unity episode is still happening!

The Jimquisition: The Splatoon Straw That Broke Amiibo’s Back

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Amiibo can go take a running jump at this point. After the abysmal mess that was Wave 4’s launch, and the continued benefit to scumbags that these things provide, I’m done.

Splatoon was the final straw – a great game in its own right, with amiibo functionality that genuinely justifies the “glorified DLC” accusations I’ve defended amiibo from in the past. It’s kind of worse though – because it’s DLC for only a lucky few.

And I want my power armor, damn it!

 

The Jimquisition: The Asset Flip

We’ve talked about “stock Unity assets” on this show before, but what does that mean? Well, it’s time to look at the ramifications of asset flipping – buying pre-made characters, objects, and environments from other developers, and re-selling them with no alterations.

From whole asset packs resold under new names, to Unreal Engine tutorials masquerading as games, asset flipping comes in several flavors, and none of them taste good. Grab a fork and dig in, why don’t you?

The Jimquisition: When Publishers Kick, Developers Start

The age of the re-animators is here. Game genres previously thought “dead” by so-called AAA publishers are getting their revival thanks to the crowdfunding efforts of such projects as Pillars of Eternity, Yooka-Laylee, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.

The big-budget world has made the message quite clear – it neither wants nor needs creative, passionate developers anymore. It would rather clone Clash of Clans and Call of Duty all day. Fine. Creative, passionate developers don’t need the big-budget world either.

As sad as this year’s been for games, we’re still in a potential golden age.

The Jimquisition: R.I.P. P.T. – Why We Can’t Keep Nice Things

Konami has erased P.T. from the PlayStation Network, killing what it probably saw as little more than a commercial for a now-canceled game. Thing is, it was more than a commercial. It was more than a GAME. It was a crucial piece of history that Konami has erased.

This doesn’t matter to game publishers, but it should matter to us. The digital age is coming, and companies get to decide what becomes history and what becomes forgotten. We can’t archive anything, and we should care.

P.S: This video comes with my best wishes to SupperBunnyHop, whose excellent investigation into Konami’s behavior has recently been hit with a DMCA-esque takedown notice by the publisher. Fuck Konami.  

The Jimquisition: Warner Bother

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Capcom, Konami, Electronic Arts, Ubisoft, Activison… there’s no shortage of “AAA” publishers to rail on for their naughty behavior. One company often gets overlooked, however, and it’s one of the naughtiest – Warner Brothers Interactive Entertainment.

Following the announcement of Batman: Arkham Knight’s $40 season pass, we take a look at some of WB’s cheekiest stunts – by no means an exhaustive list, but a great look at its feeding of pre-order culture, DLC saturation, and general lack of customer care.

The Jimquisition: Konami Is Konami

Yeah, that’s right, you get TWO Jimquisitions this week! We can’t not have a nice chat about old nemesis Konami, perhaps the most embarrassing major publisher in the so-called “AAA” space.

This episode mostly retells the stunning tale of Konami’s greatest failures, but adds in some “I told you so” sentiments for good measure. Also, we look at the famous blacklist I received for my original Konami video.

Looking at it all, it’s not surprising Konami seems to be alienating Hideo Kojima and canceled Silent Hills. Konami is, after all, Konami… and it’s not like they can blacklist me twice!

The Jimquisition: So Let’s Talk About Mods Being Sold On Steam

UPDATE: Welp, this video’s outta date now!

There was no way we couldn’t talk about this one today – in fact, I don’t think I’ve had a more requested topic! Valve recently allowed modders to start selling their work through its Workshop, a move that has ignited comment sections, social media, and Steam itself. It’s chaos out there!

So let’s wade into the discussion and try to weigh the pros against the cons, shall we? Forewarning… there are a LOT of potential cons.

The Jimquisition: Star Wars Battlefront Made Me Realize I’m A Cynical Prick

I watched the Star Wars Battlefront trailer like everybody else, and my not-so-excited reaction to it made me realize just how jaded and skeptical I’ve truly become. I mean, I’ve always known that, but this made me face up to it.

It’s not a nice way to be, and I’d love to hop on the hype train time and again. Will I accept any responsibility for being such a Doubting Thomas though? HELL NO!