Not Responsible (The Jimquisition)

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It’s strange to me that previously accepted criticism can retroactively become censorship the moment something comes along that’s deliberately tacky and edgy. Almost as if, to some people, free speech is really only about having the freedom to be a dick.

Anyway, since Valve and YouTube can jettison responsibility for their platforms, so can I.

JIM3 – With Jim and Conrad! June 9th thru 12th!

That’s right everyone, this year you can watch E3 in style! Join Conrad and I as we heckle and chuckle at the games industry. We’ll be hosting it on twitch.tv/jimquisition Saturday thru Tuesday for the following conferences:

EA – Saturday, June 9 at 1:00pm CST
Microsoft – Sunday, June 10 at 3:00pm CST
Sony – Monday, June 11 at 8:00pm CST
Nintendo – Tuesday, June 12 at 11:00am CST

And don’t worry, Twitter fans. We’ll still be shitposting plenty on there as well. So come join us as we laugh at what the game industry presents to us!

EDIT: We’ve cancelled our Co-Streams of Bethesda and Ubisoft for scheduling and technical reasons.

Metabombed: Dynasty Warriors 9 Is ‘Seizure Inducing Garbage’

It’s no secret by now that I despise Dynasty Warriors 9, not just because of what it DID to Zhang He, but because it’s a derivative, corner-cutting mess of “open world” bullshittery, so desolate and ugly it’s almost indistinguishable from a Steam Direct asset flip.

An easy early nominee for 2018’s worst games list, Tecmo Koei’s cynical farce has come close to killing my love for the series overall.

The game has its defenders, those who somehow think it’s “ambitious” to chase a trend years after it stopped being fashionable. Nonetheless, I’m clearly not alone in seeing this game for what it is – a desperate attempt at relevance by a company that tried to fix what wasn’t broken.

And of course… that’s led to a classic case of METABOMBING!

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