The gang chats Warframe, Pokemon, and some other stuffs!
Also, check out Laura Kate at Kotaku UK!
People still like Mario Odyssey, right? The obligatory backlash to its critical acclaim hasn’t gotten too big already? Good. Let’s make money off of it!
Nintendo makes enough off my work thanks to ContentID. Fair trade.
In all seriousness, it’s the time of year where Black Friday deals happen, and Shark Robot is doing one. This year, we finally jumped aboard, so you can get this NEW Super Sterling Odyssey shirt at a discounted price by using the code BLACKFRIDAY17 at checkout.
The discount period runs from November 20 to November 27, so get it while it’s hot. Wa-hoo, and stuff!
Not as quickly as The Shield, but we’re gettin’ there.
Justin had a brilliant idea for this one, which is why it got done so quick. The shirt lets you have a taste of Sterdom yourself with a design based off his Sterling outfit. Purple, with the silver Jimquisition wings on the front and the Sterdust logo on the back.
Order it now, for Christ’s sake! Don’t just watch the Sters, BE a Ster!
Are you a true hardcore gamer like Duke Amiel du H’ardcore himself? Do you feel the need to shove that entitled snobbery right into the faces of the village peasants? Now you can!
Show the world that you’re a real H’ardcore gamer with our new Amiel shirt! Royston’s cleaning services are not part of the deal.
If you’re a fan of The Jimquisition’s entire menagerie of characters, our new Cirque du Sterling shirt will have you covered. Quite literally. Covered in cartoons of perverts and freaks.
All your favorites are there – The Cornflake Homunculus, Jimsaw, even that fat idiot Jim Sterling.
These shirts – and more capitalist tat – are available via Shark Robot, who are quite nice people from my experience.
Look, you don’t have to do this, but if for some bizarre reason you wanted to see my fat NES-era Ganon face on your bedroom wall every day, The Jimquisition Sellout Division has your needs – and wall – covered!
Each poster comes with a “pre-crinkled” look for added authenticity, and boasts the beige border that has become a staple of The Jimquisition’s visual style. Not like it’s actually iconic or anything, I just really like that border.
Let’s not beat about the bush. Valve can fix Steam’s nastiest problem, but it involves showing some authority.
Valve may hate to put the boot down, but if you want to stop having Digital Homicides, Dentolas, or Fun Creators, you need to look at their behavior, not the games they’re making.
Bonus Content: Life Haxz with Jim Sterling
This week, “The Phantom of River Oaks” brings you a classic Jimquisition with a fresh coat of paint. Let’s step back into 2013 and hear the timeless story of rival pasta sauce families.
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal.
But anyway, let’s hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.
Few things piss off your humble Jim Sterling more than executive speak.
Well, a lot of things do, but executive speak is fucking insulting anyway.
Let’s see how Take-Two believes it isn’t coming up with enough ways to get money out of your ass.