Not Responsible (The Jimquisition)

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It’s strange to me that previously accepted criticism can retroactively become censorship the moment something comes along that’s deliberately tacky and edgy. Almost as if, to some people, free speech is really only about having the freedom to be a dick.

Anyway, since Valve and YouTube can jettison responsibility for their platforms, so can I.

JIM3 – With Jim and Conrad! June 9th thru 12th!

That’s right everyone, this year you can watch E3 in style! Join Conrad and I as we heckle and chuckle at the games industry. We’ll be hosting it on twitch.tv/jimquisition Saturday thru Tuesday for the following conferences:

EA – Saturday, June 9 at 1:00pm CST
Microsoft – Sunday, June 10 at 3:00pm CST
Sony – Monday, June 11 at 8:00pm CST
Nintendo – Tuesday, June 12 at 11:00am CST

And don’t worry, Twitter fans. We’ll still be shitposting plenty on there as well. So come join us as we laugh at what the game industry presents to us!

EDIT: We’ve cancelled our Co-Streams of Bethesda and Ubisoft for scheduling and technical reasons.

Metabombed: Dynasty Warriors 9 Is ‘Seizure Inducing Garbage’

It’s no secret by now that I despise Dynasty Warriors 9, not just because of what it DID to Zhang He, but because it’s a derivative, corner-cutting mess of “open world” bullshittery, so desolate and ugly it’s almost indistinguishable from a Steam Direct asset flip.

An easy early nominee for 2018’s worst games list, Tecmo Koei’s cynical farce has come close to killing my love for the series overall.

The game has its defenders, those who somehow think it’s “ambitious” to chase a trend years after it stopped being fashionable. Nonetheless, I’m clearly not alone in seeing this game for what it is – a desperate attempt at relevance by a company that tried to fix what wasn’t broken.

And of course… that’s led to a classic case of METABOMBING!

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Don’t Have A ‘Cappy’ Black Friday, Go On A Super Sterling Odyssey With This New Shirt… For God’s Sake

People still like Mario Odyssey, right? The obligatory backlash to its critical acclaim hasn’t gotten too big already? Good. Let’s make money off of it!

Nintendo makes enough off my work thanks to ContentID. Fair trade.

In all seriousness, it’s the time of year where Black Friday deals happen, and Shark Robot is doing one. This year, we finally jumped aboard, so you can get this NEW Super Sterling Odyssey shirt at a discounted price by using the code BLACKFRIDAY17 at checkout.

The discount period runs from November 20 to November 27, so get it while it’s hot. Wa-hoo, and stuff!

Stergazers Unite! Get Your Very Own Sterdust Shirt… CHOMP!

This week, the wrestling world was stunned by the long-awaited arrival of Sterdust. As with any good wrestler, merchandise has been made very quickly.

Not as quickly as The Shield, but we’re gettin’ there.

Justin had a brilliant idea for this one, which is why it got done so quick. The shirt lets you have a taste of Sterdom yourself with a design based off his Sterling outfit. Purple, with the silver Jimquisition wings on the front and the Sterdust logo on the back.

Order it now, for Christ’s sake! Don’t just watch the Sters, BE a Ster!

And check out some other tat while you’re there.