gasmaskangel
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gasmaskangel

Shooting, sex, and spaceships? Sounds like the perfect cinematic experience to me.

keironsmith123
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keironsmith123

I own this because i like Jasmine Jae, she’s fake as fuck but i find her pretty hot.

Jak
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Jak

Too much war and not enough love.
Stereotypically American.
I happily can skip this one, thank god for Jim, his jurnaljism is getting better and better.

Mike Wallace
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Mike Wallace

I’m laughing on the inside, crying on the outside.

Terriosaurus Hex
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Terriosaurus Hex

Missed out on the topical subtitle for this year: Infinite whorefare
:Internet whorefest
:Infinite phwoar-tear
Balls of duty: internal raw-care

Man, these title naming people are SHIIIIIT! How much do they pay for that pile of mindlessness? I guess their brain only gravitates to the first thing on their mind. No creativity here. 🙁

aimei66
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aimei66

I guess if it is the ‘biggest dick’ this porn has no Micro Transactions…. Anyone? Micro Transactions?… No?…

Ok I’ll leave.

goodbyejojo
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goodbyejojo
Benj
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Benj

It looks like there’s over half an hour of stuff before they get to the actual bit people want out of this.

So it’s closer to a parody of a metal gear game.

George
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George

When are they doing Star Fox? I’m looking forward to that one!

*That was Joke*…just in case CSIS is watching…

bdp
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bdp

I was way more excited about seeing this posted than i probably should have been.

Aisha clanclan
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Aisha clanclan

I’m waiting for the jimquistion video on the porn industry .

Talib Zeine
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Talib Zeine

I know that it’s not a video game, or even reference to one, but please… review Log Jammin’ because I need to know if the cable ever got “fixed”.

iThinkMyCatIsAFlea
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iThinkMyCatIsAFlea

Why would three pornstars go behind enemy lines to rescue Bobby ‘Koddick’ Kotick?

marvelator
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marvelator

I would have much preferred a porn based around the actual characters from the series. The blatant sexual tension between Soap and Price needs a resolution, god dammit!

El Minotoro
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El Minotoro

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. Jim, please think about whether there’s enough material for a series reviewing parody porn. I don’t know if it only works because it’s a one off but this might be my favourite piece of content from you ever. Possibly even more than the jimquisition where you talk about kink and poly

KaiUno
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KaiUno

So there’s women in Call of Duty now? When did that happen?

They should’ve stuck to the source material more. But that’s probably just me.

neil_mccauley
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neil_mccauley

Screw this, they did not even bother to add shell casings for the guns the girls use… I am definitely not gonna watch this…

SilentPony
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SilentPony

…been meaning to ask you Jim; where do you prefer to finish? Are you a face guy, stomach guy, inside guy, what?

Oliver Mendes
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Oliver Mendes

Now I just want to play Call of Duty

Putang Inamo
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Putang Inamo

Yeah.

Yeah, I would watch this.

Nathaniel Williams
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Nathaniel Williams

I’m getting really disappointed with the lack of thought that has gone into the puns in the titles of these films. As it is I was ultimately unable to bring things to a sequel hook (I hesitate to say climax for any AAA game-related title) because of my preoccupation with one glaring issue: So far we have had “Oversnatch” and “Cock of Duty”, but the producers of these otherwise Oscar-worthy films don’t seem to realise that rhyming is an incredibly important part of a good pun. I will therefore leave you with the following words of wisdom: “Overcrotch” and “Call… Read more »

Drake Warnock
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Drake Warnock

Are there any plans for NSFW porn parody reviews? Obviously not on Youtube.

Just curious.

Martijn Fiering
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Martijn Fiering

I find the graphics unsatisfying, and the frag grenades are overpowered.

Will they be releasing a remastered version of this one any time soon?

Joseph Estrada
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Joseph Estrada

I said it on the last one and I’ll say it here. This is the kind of quality journalism we expect, good on you Jim Fucking Sterling Son.

Wdog-999
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I… I can’t even believe this a thing…

I understand why people are into Overwatch since the character designs are varied and stuff, but CoD porn seems like it’d just be regular porn with military uniforms and overt patriotism.