Far Cry 5 – Deep Fried Testicle Festival (Jimpressions)

Developer: Ubisoft Montreal, Ubisoft Toronto
Publisher: Ubisoft
Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One
Released: March 27, 2018
Copy purchased
Contains Microtransactions
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It’s time to visit Hope County and do… pretty much the same thing you do in pretty much every “AAA” Ubisoft game.

FenrisKitsune
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FenrisKitsune

Anyone noticed that when a person posts a comment saying that they don’t like FC5 (in varying terms, of course), a little while later it gets downvoted?
Watch out!
Ubisoft fanboys are on the loose…

La Chica Incognita
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La Chica Incognita

I just don’t get the appeal of spending 60 dollars on a massive yet bland and forgettable world filled with just stuff. I can’t rectify the cost of this game as an acceptable price for something that seems so mindless and drab that I will undeniably be bored with after an hour or two of starting with only mild entertainment to show for it. I get Dynasty Warriors and why THAT kind of mindless repetition is fun…but this? This I don’t get. This is “Busy Work: The Game”. Every time an Ubisoft game is released my brain tries desperately to… Read more »

Polishfury5000
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It won’t win any awards, nor is it anything more than just some ’empty calorie’ dumb fun, but it’s some of the most fun I’ve had in a mainline FC. It’s still a Ubisoft open world game, but they’ve mercifully cut and streamlined a fair bit of the usual chaff.

With Bloodborne being free for PS+ this month, I spent the last few weeks with a new build co-oping with all the new players. Still my favorite game for the system, but I needed a little pallet cleanser, and FC5 has been perfect for that.

Benj
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Benj

Suddenly just remembered that I got Far Cry 4 free with my GTX 970 and I’ve never even bothered to install it.

Arella Jardin
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Arella Jardin

Lol, “I like the game, but I’m going to be as miserable about it as I can anyway.” It is a Fqr Cry game, but I would put it on the high end of the scale. It doesn’t have that blown away feeling I got from FC3, but the locale, characters, and gameplay tweaks make it very satisfying. The tone is a bit more tongue in cheek sometimes, they lean in on the stereotypes of rural America pretty hard, but it isnt necessarily insulting. They got rid of towers and the minimal, they main map isn’t as cluttered, and they… Read more »

Anton
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Anton

So, about as expected. Pure filler, the video game equivalent of packing peanuts.

FenrisKitsune
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FenrisKitsune

Pretty much from the offset, it looked like it would be like this: an uninspired, dull pile of wank.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

Oh, Ubisoft!