Hey You! You Can Buy New Jimquisition Posters If You Want

Look, you don’t have to do this, but if for some bizarre reason you wanted to see my fat NES-era Ganon face on your bedroom wall every day, The Jimquisition Sellout Division has your needs – and wall – covered!

Two posters based on the carnival flyers seen in The Jimquisition’s end credits are now available via Shark Robot. You can get one of me thinking and one of me doing a punchable smile.

Each poster comes with a “pre-crinkled” look for added authenticity, and boasts the beige border that has become a staple of The Jimquisition’s visual style. Not like it’s actually iconic or anything, I just really like that border.

The Jimquisition Sellout Division still has plenty of other physical guff on offer, including the Corporate Takeover print, an adorable Jimsaw shirt, and now less than 1,000 Jimquisition emblem pins.

PADDY438555
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PADDY438555

I must say, I thought Jim Sterling would be distributing a very different type of merchandise to people’s bedrooms

LegendaryFrog
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LegendaryFrog

Sold!

Bork Lazer
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Bork Lazer

Time to show my monetary enthusiasm for the Jimstitution!

BAH!
Member
BAH!

I’ve already got the Corporate Takeover poster neatly hanging over my PC monitor. I think it’s all the Jim my walls can handle.

Dude Dudington
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Dude Dudington

I was really hoping to see an 8 bit Jim Sterling / Ganon poster!

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Does it come with the fingers, because I do.

Terry Osaurusies XI
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Terry Osaurusies XI

Are you planning on selling any loot boxes, season passes for merchandise or pizza roll sponsor codes along with all this? Fucking pizza rolls. Where’s my fucking orc, pizza rolls?? I don’t want your fucking rolls of pizza, I want my god-damn fucking orc inna box! IT’S WHAT TOLKIEN WOULD’VE WANTED!! IT’S WHAT I WANT… GIVE IT TO ME, PIZZA ROLLS!!!

Jun Kurosu
Member

No mountain dew or doritos?

Terry Osaurusies XI
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Terry Osaurusies XI

That mountain dew guy looked like such a douche. I know, you shouldn’t judge a book by its’ cover and all that. But that particular book is marketing mountain dew along with halo, a truly corporate unification of seedy shit, so you damn right I’m gonna judge that book when it’s happy to sell its’ soul on TV. That takes a certain type of book to be comfortable with such a paycheck. 🙂

Spurious K
Member

That thinking one, if I can get hold of it, would immediately get a note somewhere on it with “What Would Jim Sterling Do?” written out.

Possibly followed by another note with “Maybe don’t do that.”
Because I am not Jim Sterling so it wouldn’t work.

Alt+Doom
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Alt+Doom

I can only cum so much in one day!

Isoph0451
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Isoph0451

Bout time I have the option to put your loveable face on my wall! Thanks!

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