Life of Black Tiger Review – The Worst PS4 Game In The World

Wait… wait this isn’t Steam!?

Developer: 1Games
Publisher: 1Games
Format: PS4
Released: January 24, 2017
Copy purch… I can’t believe I bought this shit

Whatever possessed Sony to start selling and actively promoting slapdash Android ports and Steam Greenlight rejects remains a mystery, but it would appear the PlayStation Store’s floodgates are beginning to swing wide open. Even stranger, Sony itself appears to be promoting some severely overpriced and undercooked software.

Life of Black Tiger first caught the world’s attention when a trailer for what looked like absolute garbage appeared on the official PlayStation YouTube channel. Many thought it was some sort of strange joke, especially as its publication was timed to go up against Nintendo’s Switch presentation.

If it is a joke, it’s one that’s been seen through to grisly completion – Life of Black Tiger is not only available for PlayStation 4, this originally free mobile game now carries an MSRP of $9.99.

Oh, and I can confirm that it is absolute garbage, just like the trailer led us all to believe. There’s something to be said for honesty in advertising.

I think I spent the first thirty minutes of my time with Life of Black Tiger literally opened mouthed. I’m using “literally” in the original sense of the word, too – I could not believe what I was seeing, and I resembled a yawning goldfish as I stared at the screen in mute incredulity.

Life of Black Tiger is a Unity game – possibly an Asset Flip constructed of pre-bought character models – about a black tiger that kills things. You run around sparse maps, get vaguely within distance of sheep, wolves, giraffes and other animals, then hold down a single button to watch a brief attack animation happen over and over again – accompanied by a horrible approximation of a roaring sound.

That’s the most the game has to offer. It can and will offer less than that!

Some missions involve casually jogging (the tiger moves slowly even when allegedly sprinting) to three spots on the map and waiting at those spots for several seconds. One level is about avoiding a huge pack of wolves for three minutes – it is three minutes of running around in a circle. That’s all you do. It is exactly three minutes, I know, because the game has a timer to let you know just how much of your precious life is being wasted.

It feels much longer than three minutes.

These stages where you do absolutely nothing might have been introduced to add “variety” to a game mostly about standing near other shittily rendered animals that don’t belong in the same ecosystem and mauling them with a pantomime level of impact. Either that, or it’s all part of the grinding war of attrition this miserable piece of software wages on its players almost immediately.

As Life of Black Tiger continues, its missions grow longer and less tolerable. Animals take longer to kill, they become faster and harder to hit with the tiger’s pathetic standing attack, the handful of cloned enemies start dishing out damage far above your own output. Inevitably, you’ll find yourself taking longer and longer to complete repetitive levels that haven’t mechanically changed since the first one.

There is, laughably, an upgrade system comprised of basic menus that showcase the artistic talent of a developer with zero artistic talent. Completing missions earns points and these points can be spent to make the tiger slightly – and I mean slightly – stronger, faster, or hardier.

If you think that would make the game less of a hassle to play, I envy you your naivety.

Upgrades are so incremental they barely register, especially once enemies take so little damage you can barely see their health bars decreasing, and the only way to level up in pace with the game is to replay lots and lots of previously completed missions. That means more chasing sheep around, more running in circles for three minutes, all so you can hope to get strong enough to chase other animals and run in different circles.

Life of Black Tiger has a story but the localization job is terrible, perhaps the finest example of poor videogame translation since the 1980s. Borderline gibberish text between missions, often written across a stock photo that’s been run through various blatant filters, desperately attempts to piece together some sort of story about a tiger finding love and having a baby.

A baby that – I shit you not – the titular tiger is happy about not being born black.

So that’s… awkward.

There’s not much else to be said about Life of Black Tiger. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if I spent longer working on this review than the developer spent making the sad little excuse for a game. It is, without hyperbole, the worst PlayStation 4 game in existence. It’s one of the worst games I’ve ever played on console, and it rivals some of the worst games available on Steam.

I would rather play The Slaughtering Grounds than Life of Black Tiger.

It cannot be stated enough that THIS IS A FREE MOBILE GAME CHARGING $9.99 ON PS4. I know because I bought it.

Like a complete fucking idiot I bought all 922 megabytes of this fucking awful wank because I thought it would make for an interesting review, which it didn’t because Life of Black Tiger is a huge empty vacuum of content and thought and feeling. It does the bare minimum required to be considered a videogame product without risking a lawsuit, and its one saving grace is that the trailer isn’t particularly misleading and is only slightly less interactive.

Oh shit, I haven’t even talked about how ugly it looks.

Life of Black Tiger sports drab colors, robotic animations, and frequent instances of the camera clipping underneath the map to show the oblivion below.

There are no transitory animations between walking, running, sprinting, or even changing directions, the tiger will simply materialize from one state to the next. This is most noticeable when trying to walk in a straight line – the tiger has eight directions in which it can move, but cannot understand how analog controllers work, so it’ll visibly spasm between two general directions.

Basically, if you’re heading north, the tiger will attempt to face north and northeast/northwest at the same time with stuttering consequences because this dreadful bollocks was designed for touchscreens and fails to handle physical input.

All the physics are wonky, with dead animals falling down in a way that’s somehow simultaneously stiff and loose. Having lost all sense of weight, these corpses can be picked up and carried by the Black Tiger regardless of size. About the only real entertainment this game has is found in the carrying of giraffe and rhino corpses, because it looks funny for the blissful few seconds before it gets old.

Sound is barely existent save for some basic attack noises and the very occasional level in which creepy sentimental music might happen. The general silence that accompanies most of the game lends an alienating, almost nihilistic feel to the whole sorry procedure, broken only by the brief guitar riff that marks the end of each level for some fucking reason.

Fuck this game. It’s disgusting.

Fuck the joke positive reviews for this game, because if you can even pretend this game is any good, you’re probably a really bad person inside of your heart. You’re a phenomenal liar, at any rate.

It’s also a FREE MOBILE GAME CHARGING $9.99 ON PS4 and everybody involved in its appearance on the PlayStation Store should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. I’ve now played it more than maybe anybody in the world (unless anyone’s completed this gross trash because I sure as shit didn’t) and I still can’t believe it’s real.

Is Sony high? Is Sony fucking high? That’s about the only way in which my brain can process this thing’s appearance, imagining that Sony’s executives eat thousands of drugs before making decisions about anything. It would certainly explain why they thought the PSPgo was a good idea.

Seriously, is Sony fucking high? How high? Can I have some of your drugs, Sony? I’ve played Life of Black Tiger, I deserve some drugs.

Let me have some drugs, Sony. Are you high? Can I have your drugs? Are you high on drugs? How many drugs did you eat?

Are you high?

Are you high on drugs?

Life of Black Tiger is a massive piece of fucking shit. Also it has multiplayer.

1/10
Accursed

Human Bean
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Human Bean

That last line ‘also it has multiplayer’ always cracks me up.
A great, silly way to end a review of one of the worst games of all time.

Gergely Farkas
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Gergely Farkas

Anyone knows what this game is doing on the Playstation Youtube channel still?

Bali1331
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Bali1331

You didn’t review multiplayer, bad review.
0/10 Accursed

StarTsurugi
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StarTsurugi

Well, worst game of 2017 is already decided.

Corrodias
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Corrodias

Would they be charging about $10 because all the console manufacturers apply a surcharge to all licensed sales? Historically, games have often cost $10 more on various consoles than in their PC forms.

smiggypig
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smiggypig

How could Sony let this happen. I support Sony, big fan but they do make it hard for me sometimes.

Qwerty
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Qwerty

Wait Sony is forcing you to buy this shit?

smiggypig
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smiggypig

It’s about face. They done a good job repairing the damage done by the ps3 underperforming. The ps4 is a great success, this kind of thing gives them a bad mark.

Marqui
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Marqui

PS3 as underperforming? WTF?

Rthkk Atuyo
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Rthkk Atuyo

And you gave Undertale a 10??? This game has better graphics than Undertale, more subtle moral dilemmas and it’s also a lot funnier

Steven Rochfort
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Oh my god… you are obviously a kid! Kids don’t know the difference between 3D games and 2D games. 3D games are required (at least in my opinion) to have good graphics in order to at least feel like you are playing a game!

2D games have their own special kind of graphics. Undertale graphics are retro-like graphics, and that’s what makes them special! It was made with pixel art!

Sidrat Flush
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A kid? Or an adult with a sense of humour and a developed sarcas… ohh wait you too eh!

Well done the both of you.

CaitSeith
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CaitSeith

Metabombed: over 100 users gave a 10/10 to Life of the Black Tiger in Metacritic. Are there actually so many trolls out there, making ironic reviews thinking it’s the funniest thing in the world (derp, derp)? Or are the developers spamming positive reviews with fake accounts?

Marquis
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Marquis

There are many trolls out there. Heck, Mountain Dew made a “Hitler did nothing wrong” special editions, due to trolls…

d a z e r s
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d a z e r s

The plot of the black tiger thickens…

Gert-jan Lint
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Gert-jan Lint

This make me vomit!

Donovan Boyle
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Donovan Boyle

Thank God that Jim Fucking Sterling Son managed to turn out something entertaining from this game because 1Games sure as hell didn’t. I think I know how it got into the PS4 though. I’d heard stories that Sony began working with some marketing firm in Boston, what was it called again? FingerFish or something? Oh yeah, FistShark! Sony was probably advised to put it on their store because Dean Cain told the FistShark people it was a good game.

Sartharina
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Sartharina

A game that lets you play as a tiger could be cool. This game is not that theoretical game, though.

Bmeowmix
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Bmeowmix

The game you’re looking for is Tokyo Jungle. Which is ironic because I think I recognize sounds in this game that were ripped straight from Tokyo Jungle.

Crispy plz Tokyo Jungle 2!

Lucas Nicastro
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Lucas Nicastro

If it servers as any consolation, I will have you know that I was entertained by this review

drownedsummer
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drownedsummer

While Sony isn’t commenting on this yet Dragoon’s (Gachduine) website is quite easy to find and they appear to be contactable and might be willing to shed some light onthe process they went through to get their game on PS4.

jp
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jp

Sony cant even take care of a hacked acct… what can you expect…

44KPanda
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44KPanda

Jim, it’s a bit rough for the first 30 hours, but after that, the game just opens up and is amazing!

drownedsummer
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drownedsummer

Is that half an hour in Black Tiger and then 29 nine and a half hours spent playing something else?

Landy Alexander
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Landy Alexander

No it’s 29 hours getting so gloriously wasted on booze and prescription pills that this game seems like a good idea, then passing out while downloading it and having a dream where you’re a real tiger.

Elias Välimaa
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Elias Välimaa

Someone has completed this. Someone said that the story is “super sad I cried at the end. 5/5 stars” (a kid wrote this they know nothing)

Also Google play reviews average on 4/5 stars. Fuck this game. Fuck it forever.

Dr.Sun
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I’m kind of surprised Jim didn’t try and give this “game” a zero. The Jimpression was painful to watch.

Jochem Sev
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Jochem Sev

#NotMyPS4.

Imperial soul
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Imperial soul

I’ve seen worse when I had a xbox360 on its indie store .
But if any one is stupid enough to buy stuff like this then I’ve got no sympathy from them .

GloatingSwine
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GloatingSwine

XBLIG was mostly home to utter fucktripe, but it was in its own little box that you never had to open, and things on it were like a quid or two each not a tenner.

Imperial soul
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Imperial soul
If I remember correctly MS stuck good titles like dust in that little box but it was mostly toss and between £3 and £20 . And it had full MS support as I remember being able to use your Xbox avatar as a playable character in a lot of them . Im not sure why MS got a free pass for that back then but Sony have got the Spanish Inquisition on their backs . Maybe higher consumer standard now a days . But it’s not the first time MS does a crap thing and the media just could not… Read more »
Anthony Pace
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If you mean Dust An Elysian Tale that was on the XBL arcade rather than XBLI. The only good game I ever saw on XBLI was Cthulhu Saves the World.
MS got a free pass because they abandoned it pretty damn quick, it was never front and centre on the storefront and non of the games cost this much. Plus you at least got a short free trial so you could dodge all the shit stuff.

Dominique Bradley
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Dominique Bradley

There is also one finger deathpunch that was in there as well.

Imperial soul
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Imperial soul

So MS invented the asset flip they gave birth to Jim Sterlings career and messed up steam.

But I remember the stuff on my dashboard in my emails and my suggested games .

I remember it now You bought Dust An Elysian you might like don’t die a virgin or that bloody baby birth game .

No wonder I hate Xbox .

Anthony Pace
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MS didn’t create the asset flip any more than Valve and Steam did.
Personally, I don’t think I ever saw an ad or recommendation or anything trying to sell anything from XBLI.
Like I said they gave up on it damn quick and even before that it wasn’t front and centre on the storefront next to the AAA stuff.

Michael Prymula
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Because their awful indie titles didn’t clutter up the front page like games like this are doing on PSN, and plus that was before Steam opened the floodgates for shitty asset flips and early access tripe, and now that people have seen Steam get practically taken over by shitty games, people are rightfully worried that PSN will also becoming a dumping ground for terrible games.

Imperial soul
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Imperial soul
I’m not sure about that the game is not on PSN Europe . It must be an American exclusive or Jims/Sony are trolling us . But your saying steam is in the mess it is because MS started letting all these asset flips on the console this is where it originated now that’s an interesting thought. But I remember it cluttering up the Xbox storefront also it kept showing up on the dashboard in my suggested games and i keep getting emails about the damn stuff . Now I think about it MS is bloody part responsible for the state… Read more »
InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

I actually bought XBIndies, quite a few of them, and intended to make my own before reality caught up with me. I never remember seeing a single recommendation, even when browsing the XBI section.

drownedsummer
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drownedsummer

That isn’t necessarily due to quality though just laziness on the part of the consumer. There are several games which on the Xbox Indie section that I enjoyed Apple Jack, Laser Cat, Breath of Death, Cthulu Saves the World.

I was also amused to discover several of the MS game creation tools incuding one for Kinect are available on MSDN.

Brotown
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Brotown

I half way wonder if this game was made by a 13 year old nephew of someon’s who works at Sony. That is the only reason why i wont verbally tear it apart.

..im trying to be a bit more positive this year, on account of balancing out the Orange Hateful-in-Chief in the universe. Here’s hoping!

Thumbs up to Life of Black Tiger. Good job, sport!

Simon
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Simon

I admire your positivity! 😛

Kyle Pierce
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Kyle Pierce

So Black Tiger Lives don’t matter?

Jonah Slinn
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Jonah Slinn

It’s such a shame that Frog Fractions 2 has already been discovered… It would be amazing if this was it.

Bitcoon
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Bitcoon
Funny thing is, as games like this are generally what comes up when you search the app store for your favorite animals, I’ve played a lot of these on Android. And this is honestly one of the better ones I’ve come across. I shit you not, this game has marginally better production values, graphics and physics, better controls (Jesus Christ, just take that one in for a second) and actual, working multiplayer. This game having a “story mode” and not just some small, open map to walk around and fight random animals in actually makes it somewhat improved over its… Read more »
Fyou
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Fyou

“When you search the app store for your favorite animals,” as people apparently do?

Bitcoon
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Bitcoon

You wouldn’t believe the stupid ways I find new garbage to dig through in the app store. It’s like playing Russian Roulette, only there are hundreds of chambers and only one of them is empty. I find discovering lazy developers’ trash games entertaining in its own right, honestly.

John Thomas
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John Thomas

User icon checks out.

Jan Leer
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Jan Leer

because you want to have laugh, or see what pops up. Like typing overwatch, some other big brands, porn, free game, or an ios exlusive title, it’s both patethic and patethic, but I can laugh at the firt one while thesecond is a worse android game.

Chris Topher
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Oh did you hear the good news?
This games was such a success there is now not one but two sequels !!!
We have life of lion and life of Wolf…rage of the lion…rage of the Wolf to look forward too.
Well just when you thought it safe to go back into the water…um jungle…low res wasteland …eah! 😉

FireroseNekowolf
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And I am very happy none of them are black.

Jan Leer
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Jan Leer

wait for white lion and yellow wolf, maybe even red bear

FireroseNekowolf
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If there’s a red bear, I hope for this:

“I now am sad because blood of wolf smell the area, and ravage my den. Now family I have must move to new forest on trail with our tears.”

Adam Kirwan
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Adam Kirwan

Hmmm, seems like sony are actively seeking youtube coverage to me. Im sure that is only a sub reason, with another being “pump enough shit out and one will be bound to stick like a FNAF”

Jed Whitaker
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Another Aerosmithless pile of trash, when will Sony learn?

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