Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Pure SJW Propaganda’

It’s a new Mass Effect, so you know what means – it’s time for everyone to behave like it’s 28 Days Later!

Yes, Mass Effect: Andromeda is the latest game from BioWare, a studio with a ton of fans who seem to be angry all of the time. This latest installment has certainly given rise to some outrage, with poor dialog, unpopular gameplay mechanics, and character animations that range from hilarious to ghastly.

Also, apparently “liberalism” is the reason this happened? What a time to be alive!

Do you think this game got Metabombed? Oh friend, they’re Metabombing the shit out of this one!

Both the PC and PS4 versions have the same user review score average of 4.3 while the Xbox One comes in at 4.2 with significantly less reviews than either competing platform. More users reviewed the PS4 version, with 1369 ratings at the time of writing.

As always, I’ve compiled the most provocative, fascinating, and downright amusing reviews for your salacious enjoyment – uncut and uncorrected. Whether you agree or disagree with the reaction to Andromeda, this selection of salt ought to sizzle your beef!

Mitya J kicks things off, already pissed that Dragon Age was somehow killed not once but twice! And here I thought we were sick of zombie games…

Just. Horible.
This is not Mass Effect game. This is not what the fans were waiting for, nor “just a good game for newcomers”. Sure, you’ve killed Dragon Age, for two times ina row now, but good god, the latest ME game was already not very good, and then you’re giving us this peace of space junk? Pffsht. Nope.
EA, please, stop killing good companies and franchises. Just stop. (0/10)

YendorNostrebor has a rather high rating for a Metabomb article, but I had to include it for the sheer tragic poetry of their review.

Art is not a democracy. It is a tyranny. We bow down before Shakespeare, Nina Simone, and Margaret Atwood because they are absolute monarchs of their craft and art. Please Bioware, hire the best.

It is breaking my heart to write this. (5/10)

I think I need to add “X is dead” to my list of familiar phrases we see during Metabombs. It can join “a joke” and “a slap in the face.” Anyway, here’s ez_ho.

Well i was so disappointed about this game, so i had to create an account here to just warn those guys who want to buy and play this “game”. There is nothing familiar with mass effect universe except may be music. Animation in dialogues is disgusting, story line is so bad you don’t wanna wait for the end. Garbage. Do not waste your money. Bioware is dead. (0/10)

I love the last line of mikehettfield’s review.

After 8 hours I can certanlly say that this games was Rushed, the gampleplay is the best in the series, but the story doesnt’t make sense, the planets are deserts, I got bored at the 3rd hour, when are we going to learn space stuff is not ready yet? don’t waste your money on nerd’s games. (4/10)

You know, I’ve just realized how many times an angry user review can read exactly like one of Donald Trump’s tweets.

Absolute garbage and waste of my money, very bad game. Full of glitches and bugs, boring gameplay and terrible story and animations. Poorly optimized, everything about this game is an epic failure, how could this have happened? (0/10)

Oh masterchief247, I admire your revolutionary spirit, but I think you’re gonna need to poll for a consensus before you nail this declaration to any church doors.

Sorry, but if game is released that is buggy, incomplete, broken, or otherwise not worthy of retail release, I give it a zero. None of this partial credit garbage. When a AAA franchise game gets released with some of the most basic issues with animation, design, programming, clipping, poor textures, etc, a zero to me means it isn’t even worthy of a score. It has obviously not been sent through QA and polished beforehand. Let this be a warning to all the developers out there. We the gaming community will no longer pay full retail for a broken game, AND will no longer act as your free QA team to report all the problems for you AFTER we’ve purchased it just so you can patch it after release and save a buck not having to hire your own QA personnel. WE DON”T WORK FOR YOU. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING FOR US!!! YOUR CUSTOMERS!! (0/10)

If any of you would be surprised to learn that “SJWs” are being blamed for ruining games again, you ain’t lived through a BioWare release before. Ain’t that right, DonMega?

You know what I liked to do in the previous mass effect games? I liked to plan out fights, slow down the combat. I also liked giving orders and commands to my ai partners. I liked giving one partner a sniper rifle and setting him up in a sniper position and ordering other characters to use specific skills during a fight.
ME: A has none of that. The AI are empty shells that look like mannequins without a soul. The SJW crowd ruined another game with their anti white drivel. I was trying to make an all white character only to be able to choose slightly tanned skin color. 2 male gay characters and 3 lesbians are basically your crew. A black character that sounds like TUPAC 220 years into the future. This game is brutal and a disgrace to the wonderful trilogy and yes I kinda liked mass effect 3. (0/10)

Let’s compound that last review with the considered words of jameswh.

Bioware have made a complete dud with this game. Yes it will appeal to your average Kotaku/Ploygon reading bleeding-heart liberal, but for the huge amount of us that don’t fit into that category, it’s a mess. Lets forget about the boring space-shooter gameplay, or the dull object scanning, or the awful “collect X amount of these things please Jeeves!” side-missions. Lets instead focus on what this game is all about… being a virtual romancing sim for nerds. Well, it can’t even do this right. With animimations that look on par with a 10 year old game, childish dialogue (that’s probably an insult to children) wasting the time and effort voice actors put in (I’d be pretty damn angry at Bioware for that)… you’d be forgiven for thinking this game was some elaborate hoax. No its just another lazy game from Bioware, another cut n’ paste RPG churned out for the rabid “do no wrong” fanbase. The average reviews should tell you everything you need to know… this game, and indeed this company, are not worth your time or money. (0/10)

the_cringe just has a really nice story for us.

I¨m a big fan of ME1 and 2 so I called in sick for work and prepared to spend the whole week playing ME: Andromeda. Never mind that, a few hours in and already felt sorely disappointed. Called my boss and said it must have been food poisoning and I already feel better. He is a gamer too and knew immediately what was up and laughed his ass off at me for looking forward to this “mess”. (3/10)

Don’t know about you, but I’d like to hear from MIxaylo now.

Mass Effect 1 have beater face animations, and is 10 years old game. Voice acting is terrible. And the sedest part game is boring. I’m gonna play first two game again. If they dont patch this game, don’t waist money and time (1/10)

crackajaxx is here with things to say as well!

Kind of lacking those 9/10’s 10/10 perfect reviews aren’t you EAware? maybe you should have paid those reviewers like you did last time then this wouldn’t have happened. But I’m going to do my part and bomb this **** game like it deserves

After ME3 I didn’t expect these clowns to come back with another mass effect. of course I was wrong, and its the **** sandwich you can come to expect from these losers

-Flat out bad writing, well of course can’t have a biowarEA game without that
-worse animations than games from 2001. **** timesplitters had better animations than this **** I’m not even lying
-Forgettable characters at best
-locked at thirty (30) FPS, and it looks dated doesn’t even look good

buying this game and continuing to feed this cancer just makes you part of the problem. Don’t buy **** from these jokers (0/10)

thebigbawk isn’t happy about Mass Effect: Andromeda, which was released this week for consoles and PC.

Abosolutely an abomination. Pathetic excuse for a Mass Effect game and EA should be thoroughly ashamed. Please take you money else where, or go back and play ME 1 and 2. (1/10)

SofaTrooper continues the brave fight against the liberals who apparently made this game suck. I’d say I need to catch up on my anti-social justice rhetoric because I’m lost… but I might be happier ignoring this latest round of “blame the boogeymen.”

This is the result of allowing SJW’s and liberal progressives to dictate your game design. . By pandering to feminism all the women now look like caricatures of Jay Leno. The facial animations are terrible with women that look too comical to be believed.

The majority of people like looking at sexy people, its a fact of life get over it. Hilarious walking animations and many other cliches to numerous to bother mentioning. I can’t even be bothered to finish it, worst game of the year so far. Commander shepherd is rolling in his grave, Sad. (0/10)

Now this review from a user known simply as ke? I kinda dug this one. Succinct and a little bit witty.

If you like to laugh about bugs you will love this garbage.
The emotional face animations let you laugh so hard that your character will fall through the ground. (1/10)

2ofCups continues this theory that The Lib’rulz turned Andromeda into a monstrosity.

Bioware can suck it! Propaganda at it’s finest. They should just change thier name to SocialWare, since the main premise of this game is all about how many snowfakes you can pack onto this sorry excuse of a snowman. (0/10)

Seriously, are all these comments coming from Fake Nerd Boys who have never actually played a BioWare game before? Why are “fans” always so shocked when one of the more progressive companies in the industry does progressive things? I’m very confused about what these “fans” think BioWare’s work consists of.

This game is pure SJW propaganda, it’s not worth your money! Plus, the graphics are bad and the animations are sh*t. The story is bad too. Therefore, the “”””game”””” is not worth any money. (0/10)

More of this stuff via speedyzia.

A faulty product where everything is half-baked, with the exception of normal and facial animations which are just in class of its own when it comes to utter failure. Not to mention Male Ryder only has 1 human female option, which is just dumb, SJW propaganda is strong with this one. (0/10)

And DNWA.

Bioware and EA just stop feeding us some garbage product for full praise. Stop supporting feminism and stupid well-sold game conceptions. Start making good games! (0/10)

Steide56 provides our obligatory “slap” moment, but at least has criticism rooted in the game itself and not in paranoid delusions.

God damn it, what a failure of a game and what a slap in the face to the rest of this beautiful franchise. I was actually getting rather excited before the release of the game having high hopes. Lets round of this beautiful month of march which has given us gems like nier: automata, horizon zero dawn and of course breath of the wild. Yeah it has some fun combat and ok art direction here and there but besides terrible story, terrible and annoying characters, facial animations that belong in the year 2005 and performance issues this game deserves its 0 purely for the lack of SOUL. Clearly not made out of any aspiration to tell a great story or explore new ideas but rather “hey we have this beloved franchise that many people hold in high regards how about we take a huge **** on it and then sell it to the people for 60$ + DLC. Disgusting (0/10)

bacchus_plays may play, but bacchus_plays doesn’t understand how fiction – especially science fiction – works. They’d be shocked at how political sci-fi has always been… to say nothing of Mass Effect itself.

What a way to ruin a franchise by bad animation, bad acting, bad story, bugs, etc. Stop indoctrinating fiction with political and liberal bs. They seem to be doing this across the board with many franchises and even classic fairy tales like Beauty and the Beast. Stop polluting fictional work and make a proper science fiction game. Example. Remember Aliens? Not a game but part of the entertainment world.. James Cameron said Sigourney asked a lot of questions why she has to use guns in it, that she actually loves the alien. etc. Even James Cameron had to say no to those liberal ideas.. that’s not how the story of Ripley works and bringing in current political views doesn’t make for a good story. We all know how those ideas turned out in Alien Resurrection. (0/10)

It’s time for JohnRedPepper to do his thing!

Words can’t describe just how disappointing this is, how the heck does a game with so many bugs and glitches get released, easily a year or so early, so once again the majority of the public basically get ripped off, but this time by greedy liberal progressive c grade devs and publishers. My kids 5th grade drama class could produce a better script then this absolute dribble they coughed up, I’ve heard cats fighting at 3am that sound better then the voice acting, a d grade performance at best. It will take a lot to beat this mass fail of epic proportions for 2017. (0/10)

Harsh, onetwotry. Harsh.

You can see that there are several positive reviews 🙂
Don’t miss your opportunity to chat with developers, designers and their friends & family who have no idea how to do a computer game and in a complete denial as truth is hard for them.

Say hello to Bioware and EA. Hey guys! It would be nice to see you bankrupt in next 15 years. (0/10)

I think that’ll do it. There’s more. SO much more, but it all pretty much starts looking the same.

Hopefully we’ll have an Andromeda review on the site in the near future, unless I get too bored and something better comes out, which is not unlikely at all!

ShedaoKhan
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ShedaoKhan
Actually, Mass Effect: Andromeda offers some EXTREMELY fun moments, if you think your way through the way most everyone around you is behaving, and decide to push back a little. The very best one of all, imho, is when you can get into a huge fight with Liam, the arch-SJW on your ship, if you call him on his absolutely asinine lack of respect for proper security methods, and in turn treat the angara like the alien outsiders to your Milky Way species that they actually are. If you hold firm on this all the way through, you’re rewarded with… Read more »
BrotherFreedom
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BrotherFreedom
I’m a huge fan of the Mass Effect trilogy: I thoroughly enjoyed all 3 games for their complexity and variation in storytelling, character development and plot twists. The sheer level of immersion is what made Mass Effect special for me and millions of other people. On the other hand, Andromeda, has none of this. The story is very shallow, the Kett being an organic version of the Reapers turning their foes into themselves, don’t come across as frightening at all. Kett have no depth, no lore to them, they literally look like cauliflowers and the Archon is a walking cliche.… Read more »
Darg Varg
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Darg Varg

Oh look, the biggest SJW on the internet once again defending mediocre garbage and smelly shit.

Oh also “a studio with a ton of fans who seem to be angry all of the time” Please delete this inaccuracy and change it to “Fans who are justifiably angry that one of the ONCE greatest CRPG makers out there is now a mediocre hackjob company with no talent left and run by LGBT and Feminist agenda, continue to release game after game even worse than the last one.”

Arachnophobe
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Arachnophobe

ME:1 had lesbians! Get over it!

Until Dawna
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Until Dawna

My favorites are the nerds who keep whining about how the human and alien babes are not ‘hot’ enough for them, my god listen to yourself. Still probably better than what you could land in real life. Not defending this game because it was a mess upon release, but this whole b*tchfest about it being sjw propaganda and it ruining the game is a load of shite. Is every game that doesn’t have a 100% ratio of white straight people considered sjw propaganda? ME has always been diverse.

Darg Varg
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Darg Varg

You’re a load of shite, SJW ho

Until Dawna
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Until Dawna

Great rebuttal there pal.

TheMaTrIx
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TheMaTrIx
Since barely anyone talks about the other side of why ME:A is a bad game, let me talk about it a bit. – I don’t know if they just had shitty programmers or “too new to work on a AAA game title” developers, but the game is filled with faux pas and fuckups that you rarely even find in the worst of the worst Indie titles. The memory leaks, weird slowdowns and lag in inventory, messed up triggering system for just about everything (worst is the issue with the Architects), a complete and utter mess. – An essential part of… Read more »
Shendue
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Shendue
The problem here is that the other side of how why the game is bad is strictly related to the main side. The game designer, Manveer Heir, is notorious for his anti-white racist rants on Twitter, with beautiful masterpieces of comments like, just to mention one, “I follow too many white dudes, so if you get culled, tought shit. Blame the dominance of your species/race/gender”. The guy posted an extremely hilarious picture of him drinking from a cup with “white tears” written on it. Yeah, Mr. Sterling, it’s extremely stupid and juvenile that gamers object and boycott games made by… Read more »
Gary Davis
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Gary Davis

Wow so much bullshit in one article. You sound like you didn’t even bother to play the game.

YoDude
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YoDude

Came back after finishing the game. Read through 8 comments. Nice to see scared teenage boys are still running amuck.

Shendue
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Shendue

Well, you’ll be delighted to know that the sequel has been cancelled and that EA closed the series for good due to poor sales.
The “scared teenage boys” weren’t that much wrong, I guess.

Stop Right There
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Stop Right There

Where did you get any of that information? Kotaku?
Series has been put on hold, not closed, jesus christ.

Stop Right There
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Stop Right There

Whoops, accidentally posted this twice when I thought the first time didn’t work, my bad.

Stop Right There
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Stop Right There

He’ll be more delighted to know almost if not everything in your reply was untrue. Seriously, the series has been put on hold and they didn’t say anything regarding Andromeda 2.

Patrick Henry
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Patrick Henry

Since your ‘review’ consisted of nothing but insults, I’ll respond with one of my own.

Who cares what a fatty thinks?

James G-e
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James G-e

Well, clearly you, as you seem to have your panties in a twist. Also, this ain’t a review, mate, it’s about how ME:A was metabombed.

Patrick Henry
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Patrick Henry

‘You seem angry, therefore you’re wrong’
This is called a non-sequitor.
I always wonder how you people function with the reasoning of schoolyard children.

James G-e
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James G-e

I was answering your (albeit rhetorical) question in a way that pointed out the flaw in your argument. You seem angry, therefore you’ve answered your question of who cares. If you didn’t care as your rhetorical question implied, you wouldn’t comment, nor would you be angry enough to try and insult Jim.

QED, you care about what Jim thinks.

Bosch
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Bosch

The better question: What the hell “review” is he even talking about?

Patrick Henry
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Patrick Henry

Let me splay out your logic so anyone coming here can see how ridiculous it is.
You’re angry therefore you are incorrect.
If you were logical, you would disprove your opponents by not caring what they think.
If you cannot see how those two statements contradict each other, may I suggest you foregoed learning logic and have been trying to rely on rhetorical tricks to make points your entire life. So is the story of most children on the left.

Bosch
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Bosch

“I always wonder how you people function with the reasoning of schoolyard children,” he said, after complaining about a nonexistent review and failing to spell “non-sequitur” correctly.

Patrick Henry
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Patrick Henry

You think a typo makes someone wrong or correct? How does that work? If someone with terrible spelling says 2 +2 =4 and someone with excellent spelling says 2 + 2 =5, is the latter correct?

Of course, I do this all the time. I will make a grammatical mistake on purpose and see how the person reacts. 9/10 people like you show how illogical they really are, like you just did.

B Smith
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Denying that EA has been running a “Diversity campaign” for some time now is dishonest. You also fail to inform your readers on the matter of the extremely racist developer that was responsible for most of this game. You may want to re-read your releases from EA regarding mass effect Andromeda, because they have already addressed the fact that you can’t make a white person. I believe the skin color slider has already been adjusted, as they said it would be. Most of the people that are credited with high ranking positions on this game no longer work for Bioware… Read more »
Stop Right There
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Stop Right There
Actually, what’s REALLY dishonest is saying that Manveer was responsible for “most” of the game when he was actually just one person in the game developer team, not even the lead. Also, the cc has not been touched, the most recent patch did nothing to it even you can very easily make a white character. Not only that but both default characters are white, with a potentially white father, and can have a romance with Cora, a white woman. As for the people who no longer work for BioWare, I don’t see what that has to do with SJWs. Blaming… Read more »
MindFever
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MindFever

Two default choices in Andromeda for character are : WHITE woman or WHITE male.

You are just incredibly gullible or just a bad liar.

Only 2 or 3 gay people are in the game I think.

No dialogue dealt with social issues of race like you said …There was no struggle about it. I basically 100% the first 3 planets btw.

Rebuttal ?

Darg Varg
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Darg Varg

You’re colourblind, look closer libtard

Until Dawna
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Until Dawna

You’re colorblind, or have no idea what you’re talking about, or maybe just a troll. Both the default Sara and Scott Ryder are white. That’s not even counting the default white presets.

BB Scales
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BB Scales

DEFAULT characters being the keyword here. They’re talking about the character creator. Besides who said the Ryders are all white? Have you seen their default mom? she looks relatively brown.

OctopussGrift
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OctopussGrift

I noticed a few people griping that you can’t play a white man, I wonder if those people have ever claimed that it isn’t important to have minority character options in video games. I wonder if they would be insightful enough to see the irony of that.

gunnargbu
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gunnargbu

The default male character IS white though.

OctopussGrift
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OctopussGrift

That only makes it funnier.

MindFever
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MindFever

You can play a white man and woman. It’s the default two choices in Andromeda. What the fuck did anyone even play this game ? You can change your race if you want too. Jebus fucking Crishna

Until Dawna
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Until Dawna

I don’t get all these people complaining that they can’t play as someone who’s white, makes me wonder if they have even played the game because I have had no problem creating white men or women in this game (I’m on my 4th playthrough)

Darg Varg
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Darg Varg

Games have had minority character options since Ultima VI in the early 90s. Your argument is shit, just like this pathetic game and the retarded article writer.

OctopussGrift
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OctopussGrift

Cheer up Grumpy Gus.

Scott Guertin
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Scott Guertin

I can’t tell if people are lying on purpose about the supposed “SJW agenda” but it is funny to watch people state as fact things that serve only to make it obvious that they’ve only listened to propaganda about the game and have actually played the game.

Titan1471
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Titan1471

“Uh this isn’t SJW propaganda at all! You are as bad as the SJW crowd!”
Yeah sure, kid. Let’s ignore that the characters have been intentionally made ugly, that the entirety of your crew is gay, you cannot be white, and they shamelessly pander to the PCucks. We are definitely as bad for just criticising that. Okay. Feel better now?

Scott Guertin
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Scott Guertin
“Let’s ignore that the characters have been intentionally made ugly” Well let’s just go assert opinion as fact and ascribe motive to it because ‘reasons’. “that the entirety of your crew is gay” So Cora and Liam being straight as arrows is simply an illusion? In short, there are 3 characters that are male only romance options, 3 that are female only, and 3 that are bi. It’s okay though, I’m sure you’ll contrive a way to stay scandalized by a complaint you’ve literally made up. “that the entirety of your crew is gay” *looks at my blatantly white character,*… Read more »
Darg Varg
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Darg Varg

Look, walking human shit, defending shit made by other walking human shit

Scott Guertin
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Scott Guertin

Awwww, is responding to cogent points a bit more than your limited faculties can handle?

MindFever
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MindFever

Ok but how does that make the whole game bad ?
Also you can be white : it’s the DEFAULT CHOICE FOR YOUR STARTING CHARACTER and his / her sibling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you at least be honest and correct yourself on that ?

BB Scales
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BB Scales

They’re talking about the CHARACTER CREATOR. Who plays as default in Bioware games? lol

Carlton Spanks
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Carlton Spanks

Are you kidding? A large amount of people back then used default MaleShep and FemShep, it’s definitely the case now too. Besides, just because they’re default doesn’t mean don’t count as you being able to play as a white character.

https://imgur.com/DcQuQlO
Also Preset 3 and (not 100% certain but definitely looks like it) 6 are white. So the point still stands.

Until Dawna
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Until Dawna

Have you even played the game? Wow you have one gay guy and one lesbian chick on your crew, so cluttered with the gays! lol you’re silly.

BB Scales
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BB Scales

There is a character in the game who randomly tells you that she used to be a man, for no apparent reason whatsoever lol. Even the actual LGBT community got angry at the representation. You can’t defend this game lmao.

Stop Right There
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Stop Right There

Except that’s not a crew member, that’s an NPC that so many people either missed or didn’t select the specific dialogue option that makes them talk about them being transgender. Still handled horribly but yeah, dude was saying the crew is fully gay, which is a lie.

Mr Douche
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Mr Douche

Unfinished mess of a game. Mediocre plot. Uninteresting characters. Tons of glitches and bugs. SJW propaganda. Extremely bad facial animations. Same moving animations since Mass Effect 1. Worst character creator ever. Microtransactions.

Pick your poison.

smek2
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smek2

Jesus, how do you get from mediocre gameplay and sub-par facial animation to full blown “SJW propaganda”. You need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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