Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’

The review teardown of Mass Effect: Andromeda was something of a slow burn – while we can normally post a Metabomb article within a day or two of the game’s release, it took some time for the grudge against BioWare’s latest to push back those defending it.

I’m not exactly sure when the scales finally tipped, but as the humble historian who catalogues such things, it is my duty to inform you that Andromeda has been Metabombed!

Yeah, it’s ages since the game came out, but sod it. Let’s do what we usually do anyway. It’s content, right?

Andromeda has of course enjoyed mixed reviews from critics and fans alike, launching in a clearly unfinished state and garnering further criticism for its lacklustre characters and inability to infuse the Mass Effect universe with new life as hoped. More to the point, it’s a BioWare game, and we all know that’s enough to set some people off.

The game scored a middling 5/10 from yours truly, which is somewhat in line with the results of the continued Metabombing – the game holds a user review scores average of 4.9 on PC, 4.8 on PS4, and 4.8 on Xbox One.

As always, I’ve plunged my peepers into the user reviews to see what people had to say, emerging with juicy (completely unedited) comments from the best and brightest among the review aggregate’s community!

Just yesterday, Labanfls had to comment on the game’s most significant flaw.

The lack of Garrus is repulsive (4/10)

Hopping into the “most helpful” section, and here’s StarScream2092 with a lesson for us all.

Andromeda is another reminder why not to pre-order games. Honestly anybody who thought that this can live up to the trilogy was instane. People should stop defending this game because it have great combat and above average graphics.

1. Writing is childish, like really boring. Here and there it made you smile but it was far less than in trilogy.

2. Story is just a place holder, nothing epic. Feels like they wanted it to be just average.

3. Animations, are are a HUGE disaster. If EA will be happy with sales of Andromeda they will create another mess like this and sell it. So be prepared.

They treat it like any another company, -make the game at lowest cost possible, sell as AAA game.
Witcher 3 is an exception. (2/10)

EventualHorizon is a heck of a username, and here’s some words they had to say about that videogame thing.

Total trash. Nevermind any of the other complaints. The god-awful characters/dialogue/storyline make this a worthless game. There is zero plot tension to pull you through the game because every plot device is simply present to give you a bunch of uninteresting objectives (picking ‘military or scientific’ outposts to drop on planets) etc… Completely lacking any time of literary devices that could be used to actually make the characters feel like they are individuals. Off-key voice acting delivering already cringeworthy lines makes things even worse. I mean, after you get confronted by a hostile alien commander of some sort who tries to capture your ship, all your character can muster is “I wonder who THAT guy was?”. Awful awful awful, DO NOT BUY THIS. Just another **** contrived open-world game. (0/10)

It wouldn’t be a BioWare discussion without someone dropping everybody’s favorite three-letter abbreviation. Fortunately, Jmaconpc has us covered.

Here’s some words to describe this game:
-G rated
-Family friendly
-Fetch quests
-Awkward
-Cringey
-Unfinished
-Lazy

I have never cringed so hard and so regularly through a game.

Finished the game hoping every hour that it would get better. It doesn’t.
I spent more time watching my ship take off and land than I did playing the game.
The animations are laughable, facial expressions, zig zag running, clipping, even crossed arms are broken.
The combat feels good but it is repetitive so you have to change it up a lot. The enemies are all the same and very easy.
The dialogue options are fallout 4 level bad and decisions mean nothing.

I bought this game because I read some positive reviews, it appears that those positive reviews were paid or are SJWs or something.. (4/10)

Vertuxus is taking no prisoners.

It is not Mass effect, it sims in the space with scan simulator. The developers just spit in the face of gamers, close this office and dismiss the staff (0/10)

An interesting thing I’m learning from these reviews is that Dragon Age: Inquisition was bad. I thought people liked that one. It’s hard to keep track of which BioWare games have upset everybody these days. Anyway, here’s Comrade_007.

It`s not Mass Effect. it`s Dragon Age Inquisition: Space Edition.
And this game is so bad that I almost cried. I’ve been waiting for 5 years to play this piece of sh**.
Unbelievably sad. (0/10)

I don’t think Gordonox liked Mass Effect: Andromeda.

This game is a big **** thanks EA for ruining my fav game series. **** you.
. ………………………………… (0/10)

Folks like dalr just keep hammering on that “Inquisition In Space” idea.

Dragon Age Inquisition in space:

-boring
-repetitive
-ugly characters
-bad animations
-fetch quests
-MMO style world
-awkward writing

What the hell happened with BioWare… (1/10)

Credit to Merostin, they tried with that opening line. Not very hard, but they tried.

This deserves no Mass Affection.

I keep it short:

ME1, ME2, ME3 are about story, characters, species and relations between the latter two.

ME Andromeda tries to be the same, but it also includes new gameplay layers due to its focus on an outdated openworld concept. The result: It fails at both ME’s core elements (see above) and at being a great openworld game.

Sad, but true. (4/10)

CognizantAngel can be proud of the fact they’re written one of my favorite featured reviews.

This Piece of Crap, that somehow dares to wear off the name of an iconic Mass Effect franchise, falls flat in its’ every aspect, especially the RPG elements, which are the main elements of any ME game.
You won’t find ANYTHING in this potboiler, unless you’re an infant fool.

Even the Combat System is bad compared to one features in ME3, which is pretty ironic.

DON’T BUY THIS CRAP.
STOP FUNDING EA AND BIOWARE MONTREAL. (1/10)

To be honest I could read people complaining about Dragon Age and Mass Effect all day. Not that I have a particular dog in the fight… or maybe that’s the reason. Anyway, time for Allmass!

Bioware is dead, time to admit it. All last members of senior creative staff left early 2016, and this abortion of a game was made by interns and students.

– zero creativity and reused story concepts: remnants/protheans studied by Liara/PB, badass krogan Wrex/Drack, evil antagonist Saren/Archon, generic evil cannon fodder geth/kett and so on
– writing looks like it was done by 15 year old fangirl, and is downright retarded in some places
– mindnumblingly boring and repetitive open world activities look like they were ripped from generic ubisoft game
– do I even need to beat a dead horse of horrible facial animations and Sara’s atrocious face? Holy **** I honestly feel bad for Jayde Rossi

EA just decided to cash in on diehard fans of a dead franchise before the end of 2016 fiscal year and call it a day.
Bioware will be dissolved shortly after they push couple of crappy DLCs for this monstrosity.
Fifth fleet out. (1/10)

BPoole continues a familiar tale.

Dragon Age: Inquisition 2.0, now with space travel!

Such bad animations

Really poor dialog

Lots of fetch quests, without meaningful choices & consequences.

AI gets in the way. How did AI get this bad?

Only good thing from the game is the feel of the combat. (1/10)

ul876will is drinking deep from the anti-SJW well, which I always find uniquely amusing whenever it comes to self-professed fans of Mass Effect. 

Reasons to buy

– It’s called Mass Effect

Reasons NOT to

– It is boring
– The story is cheesy
– The animations are a joke
– The graphics were downgraded
– The characters,specially the women,are horrible
– It was made by SJWs

Now,if you still want to buy it,it will be your problem. I did my part to advertise you. (1/10)

I was worried about how bad this game was, but according to Oersted the damage is pretty proportionate.

EA, Mass Effect: Andromeda is a catastrophe of proportionate levels.

For our hard earned money we earned you owe us FREE DLCS for 2 YEARS for this game have Bioware make up for this catastrophic game that was supposed to be AAA.

Also P2P needs to be removed from MP on PC and replaced with dedicated servers PLEASE.

I won’t be buying anymore Bioware/EA games until I see this game’s animations patched to be fixed and FREE dlcs. (1/10)

Not sure if I’m more stricken by Ober’s belief in “forced diversity” or the serious crime of LORE RAPE.

Where do I begin, between the cringe worthy dialogue, crappy main story/villain, forced diversity bs, glitches, lore rape, ugly character design your characters look and feel like they are consistently suffering from Vietnam flashbacks with blank faces and thousand yard stares boring side quests that feel like chores

There are good things about this game but none of them, let me repeat, NONE OF THEM, make up for it, get it on sale at mcdonalds dollar menu prices if you want to buy it, otherwise it’s not worth the money. (4/10)

Oh be nice, MarcusAgrippa77, Greg Tito loved that one!

Bioware has made some of the best games ever,however this is not one of them. Animations,story and voice acting are all terrible. Even Dragon Age 2 is better than this. (0/10)

Brubble’s name sounds like how I imagine they sound when they’re angry.

5 YEARS? It took 5YEARS to throw this POS together?! Really? ….really? 5 years.
This is what happens when you farm out to sweat shop teams. This is what happens when Bioware hires based on ethnicity (so they can pat themselves on the back for their diversity) instead of actual talent. This is what happens when your focus is more on the trans/lgbt/alien sex than the important aspects of the game. This is what happens when you give the writing to some college undergrads. This is what happens when EA gets their little rat claws too deeply involved. I could go on and on but you get the point, Its garbage. THIS is what happens. (1/10)

Hahaha, I honestly wasn’t expecting this kind of premium salt, but here’s Navinor with hahahahahaha…

What enrages me most is the fact the game is trying to teach me about political correctness.

The characters are slapping me their feminist and SJW ideology right in my face.

Dear Bioware (well we all know you are not Bioware anymore…) please, PLEASE stop trying to teach me stupid political agendas through your games.

The only thing you are achieving is fueling my fury. And you do not wand that. Because nothing enrages me more, when my beloved universe is occupied by SJWs and feminists.

My only reaction to this is making shure your game will turn to ash. And i will gladly work on it.

+

Bad animations

Bad dialog

Bad writing

Bad dialog wheel

MP uses p2p instead of dedicated servers. (1/10)

Everybody shut up, because D34THGR1PS has taken to the stage!

I don’t understand the love here. I think this game is solid ****
– Cringeworthy Joss Whedon-style writing.
– Voice acting is utter garbage.
– Offline MMO scanning fun for whole family.
– They managed to **** up their own lore.
– Plot holes and illogical void bigger than the game’s budget.
– Liberal twitter blogger’s wet dream. SJW cuck agenda everywhere.
– Bioware fixing “offensive” transgender npc dialogue lines instead of actual game.
– Fixing animation problems weeks after the realease instead of making game solid in the first place and charging it full price for players to beta test it.

+ You can actually save your time and money by not buying this garbage. (2/10)

Spandex gives us a detailed breakdown. Emphasis on the word “breakdown.”

Anybody who gives to this game more than 6 are idiots. Sorry, but this is true. This game suck balls. Original trilogy was an amazing game with epic story, breathtaking dialogs and excelent characters. Congrats BioWare Montreal. U re **** up the biggest legacy of old BioWare team. There are no words to count how much things this game ruined. My soul is first one. Dialogs in this game are boring and stupid. You don’t give a **** about the charactes, there are boring and not intresting. Story is ridiculous. 12-13 hours of story. Is this an action-rpg game? Really? No, of course it’s not. Side quests are monotonous. I hate this game. This is not Mass Effect. This is mistake! 1/10. Good bye. (1/10)

Xtolp demonstrating the root of those classic “paid off” review accusations. They literally cannot comprehend of disagreement, hence the critics are on the take.

An insult to the original series. It is just a cash grab. And why does this thing even have any positive reviews. I can understand why the “critics” are mostly positive ($$$$), but I don’t get why the user reviews (the important ones) have ANY positive feedback. (2/10)

I disagree with Freestate2nd. I wouldn’t even say BioWare bothered with the silk on this one.

A total disaster. Poorly optimization, plenty of bugs. A bland story without soul, stupid characters, technical flaws in the animations that destroy emotional involvement with them and changes in combat that make them simpler than the previous ones. A turd covered with silk. A loss of money and time. (0/10)

I can’t handle anymore, so we’ll end with someone whose username echoes what I said when I read some of their review. Here’s OfCourse!

Continuation of a downward spiral of BioWare. Worst Mass Effect, bad rpg and terrible game. Maybe they would know how to make a good game if they hired talented developers instead of racist ideologues.
I we want better games, we need to stop buying garbage like this. (0/10)

YoDude
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YoDude

Every time I see one of these neckbeards complaining about forced diversity and ugly character all I hear is them screaming “I’M A VIRGIN AND FOREVER WILL BE” into the pornographic basement dwelling void.

dagiarrat
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dagiarrat

Yeah! That’ll teach them! Call them virgins! That’s the worst thing a person can be, after all.

Kardinal
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Kardinal

If you say so.

YoDude
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YoDude

I called them neckbeards too.

qorl
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qorl

Yeah because apparently unless the diversity is a vitally, critically important plot point, it’s always “forced”. You need to have an unbelievably rock solid, very important justification for including any characters other than straight white guys and beautiful women!

Crissa Kentavr
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I’m not sure I can even sarcasm that.

Astra
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Astra

This game does have ugly Characters tho
Like
Its not some “sjw boogeyman” dumbasses opinion
The whole game is ugly

Ratslayer
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Ratslayer
Well, forced diversity is a thing. Main example would be zombie movies, where you always get a colorful cast from different cultures and professions together, for no other reason than to make the cast diverse. In the case of zombie movies, I guess that’s a positive, since it makes the plot more engaging (couldn’t tell – hate zombies), but in case of a game like Witcher 3, which was based on medieval Poland that saw little to no people of color, including POCs would be forced diversity and would make much less sense. When it comes to MEA though, I… Read more »
Squee
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Squee

I have absolutely zero problems with “forced diversity” if the characters are writen well and are actually engaging for you as a player/viewer,the biggest problem is that none of ME:A’s characters are writen well it just feels like they where put in so EA could brag about how “Diverse” there characters are instead of actually being well writen characters

machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

Witcher 3 takes place in a fantasy world though, so that “real life” excuse feels really lame and half-assed to me, why put up the pretense of “staying true to real life” if you’re going to throw in fantasy elements? It makes no sense to me.

So no I don’t think Witcher 3 having POC would be forced diversity at all.

Crissa Kentavr
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Medival Poland had black people. Not many, but more than depicted in the game.

Ratslayer
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Ratslayer

True, but I think we’re splitting hairs here.

YoDude
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YoDude

People move around. And white people predominantly wrote Western History. So the other races are forgotten or whitewashed through history.

machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

Moviebob is a good person though, I cheered at his takedown of those morons bitching and whining over the womens only screening of Wonder Woman.

Patrick
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Patrick
“An interesting thing I’m learning from these reviews is that Dragon Age: Inquisition was bad. I thought people liked that one. It’s hard to keep track of which BioWare games have upset everybody these days.” That’s easy: No BioWare game upsets everybody, but every BioWare game upsets somebody. I remember joining the BioWare Social Network in late summer of 2009, prior to the release of Dragon Age: Origins. Now, my experiences are mainly from the German forum, but DA:O should apparently have been named Dragon Age: Original Sin, because its first flaw was that it was not Baldur’s Game 3.… Read more »
Kardinal
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Kardinal

I should Ctrl+F for SJW the next time I start reading a wall of text. Be nice and put that up a bit sooner so we know don’t waste that much time with you.

RomaDoma
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RomaDoma

Are you replying to Patrick? Cus I’m pretty sure he was just saying what people on the BioWare forums said. Not what he thinks is true.

Bilateralrope
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Bilateralrope
>I’m not exactly sure when the scales finally tipped I wonder if the recently released 10 hour demo has anything to do with that. The usual pattern I see on forums/subreddits for a game is that, if they remain active, the ratio of hardcore fans to everyone else increases over time as everybody else moves on, leaving the hardcore fans as the only people caring enough to post. The only exceptions I’ve seen is when something causes a flood of new players (usually a sale at a bigger discount than before) or the devs do something that angers people. The… Read more »
sam
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sam
I’m curious what it means, mathematically speaking, that it took so long for such a solid negative reaction to mount when usually if a customer base rejects a product, it happens pretty quickly after launch, like Jim said. What are the implications I wonder? Anyone care to discuss? Could it be a product of Mass Effect being such a beloved franchise, and there were a lot of people who didn’t want to admit their disappointment at first? Such assumptions are risky, since history shows us that it’s often the most diehard fans who are quickest to loudly voice their disapproval… Read more »
Mi Ke
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Mi Ke

Maybe some of them had to play this game first, before bombing it to hell? It’s a lengthy game, you know?

5volt
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5volt
ME games can be a slow burn. It took me ages to come around on Indoctrination theory and realise that the original me3 ending is one of the most sophisticated and interesting game endings in history, even when everyone hated it and demanded free happy ending dlc I stand by the mass effect 3 ending. I spent a long time making up my mind how I feel about andromeda because I thought, nay hoped, that I was once again missing something which made it awesome. Tbh it’s a good game, but there’s a reason I call it “andromeda” instead of… Read more »
SFHC
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SFHC

Internet Nazis are a particularly stupid herd animal, they’ll just stand around gormlessly until one of the others starts the stampede.

In other words, few to none of them have actually played it but somebody posted a Reddit or 4Chan thread about the spooky scary SJWs sending shivers down their spine and that’s what set them all off.

Kardinal
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Kardinal

Keep in mind that Andromeda came out around the same time we had this avalange of actually great titles like Zelda, Nier, Nioh, Yakuza, Horizon etc. Someone had to take the when-it’s-on-sale bullet there and I figured back then already with the bad press around the animations it would be Andromeda.

George
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George

It reminds me of Final Fantasy 13. As I recall, it took a very long time before the consensus to retrospectively look back and determine that it was not a good game. (I liked it though)

So I think that what is going on here is that with such a dedicated long term fan base in place buffers initial negative reactions. People may be getting so caught up with nostalgia and good will that they don’t see the flaws until later.

That’s just a guess though.

Eric
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Eric

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Kardinal
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Kardinal

Someone get a glass of warm milk, the white boys feel downtrodden again.

machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

Sounds like somebody wandered in from the Daily Stormer.

Bsm
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Bsm

Ironically i think that DA:I references have the answer. The product aged poorly. In ME:A’s case the product started obviously mediocre and with little production values in critical areas so the rot set in much faster. That might sound strange but the two games are similar in a lot of ways, like the MMO like side quests with big expansive areas that over time show their age and lack of relevance.

Shayne Alexander Ware
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Maybe it’s because I never played any of the other Mass Effect games, but I’m actually liking the game. Admittedly, I’m only at the ice planet, but I’m liking it a lot.

Lonewolf1925
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Lonewolf1925
I don’t understand the point of these articles. Like you just put together a bunch of reviews of the game, and call it “Metabombing”. The game has been out long enough for there to be a lot of genuine reviews mixed in there, and for people to have time to actually have thoughts on the game at this point. For these people on Metacritic, and Steam who don’t get paid to review games in any professional matter I honestly feel these reviews are not that bad. These are just average people posting their thoughts on a game, and these reviews… Read more »
squee
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squee

Damn what happened to this game makes me legitimately real sad. it honestly feels like Ea/Bioware where more interested in going “hay guy”s look how considerate we are, we have all these gay/bi/trans/asexual characters in this game” rather then actually writing those characters as good, interesting characters who you actually want to support or learn more about. couple that with the piss-poor writing as a whole and shockingly bad animations and you have a game that people are really struggling to get behind

John McMahon
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Well, as Yahtzee said, there’s the first few weeks or whatever when the fans who preordered try in vain to tell themselves it was worth it. I admit I haven’t played it but since I didn’t like DA:I when it first came out, and with some of the other things mentioned about MEA, I honestly don’t feel bad about skipping it. I mean if someone does enjoy DA:I or MEA, good on them, they can have it, I just can’t do it myself, and I gave DA:I at least a good honest try.

SilentPony
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This just makes me sad. I miss Tali…

GzG92
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GzG92

“Brubble’s name sounds like how I imagine they sound when they’re angry” might just be the single greatest sentence you’ve ever composed, Jim.

phantomrachie
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People have been crying so much over MEA that it is almost retroactively making me lose my enjoyment over the ME:OT. The OT is a great series, one of the best videogames have to offer but 1 game was never going to live up to 3 game’s worth of story & build up. IMO MEA does a lot better job than ME1 of introducing you to it’s world & characters. It’s not a perfect game but it’s fun, I enjoyed it more than DAI and its got one of the best endings Ive experienced in a game. I’ll be very… Read more »
AlienFromNextDoor
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It doesn’t do a better job than ME1 of introducing you, it forces it in tiny bits down your throat. It’s far less complex than ME1 and is partly done because EVERYONE is being introduced to the new galaxy for the first time, and partly because the developers are treating you like you have a double digit IQ.

That being said, I enjoyed the game too. No idea where all the hate comes from (apart from bugs).

Faiz
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Faiz

I am on the opposite end of the spectrum. I really hate this game and see it as a disgrace to one of my favourite franchises. Animation issues aside, the story was boring, writing was awful, too much emphasis was put on giving players space porn with their squad mates. Even the combat was a step down, removing all tactical aspects of the OT.

Kardinal
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Kardinal

I think the opening and premise of Andromeda works really well but it also sets you up for disappointment. Be a pioneer, explore a new frontier! Oh wait, no. You’re not pioneering anything, you’re just emigrants. Here are your Na’vi, here are your totally-not-Protheans precursors and here is your Combine.

It’s still a good game but for everything good there’s something that feels incredibly save, generic and been there, done that. And playing it save really isn’t what you should do in a science fiction title, especially one that promises you discovery. Inquisition was a lot more competent.

phantomrachie
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I liked MEA more than DAI because I felt it learnt from some of the more annoying things DAI did. It’s open world was better, it’s tasks were better, exploring didn’t make you lose track of the main story in the same way, better ending & it’s combat was way more fun. DAI did romances better, better animations & a more time spent with companions. I enjoyed DAI but when it got a bit ropy the annoying combat ment I struggled, when MEA got a bit ropy, the fun combat ment I stuck it out.

Kardinal
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Kardinal
To be fair, I played DAI as a rift mage and without ever using the tactical camera. So it basically amounted to reticle action MMO combat, which was fun enough to keep me going until the DLC when every fight started to drag out. As for the open world, Andromeda was more stringent about providing openness to explore, but DAI offered a lot more variety in locales. Andromeda’s planets felt like they were going for every variation in the wasteland theme. Which might be appropriate given the viability/terraforming stuff, but most of the time I had to look at the… Read more »
machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

I felt like MEA was actually taking a number of risks.

mjc0961
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mjc0961

Nah. Nobody in Mass Effect 1 ever offered the excuse that their face was tired. That alone means it did a much better job of telling its story than Andromeda.

phantomrachie
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Lol at the idea that there weren’t just has dodgy dialogue in ME1.

Imperial Mort
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Imperial Mort

I liked all of the Mass effect games but am the first to say it would have been so much better vif they had finished it before releasing it. EA kills games, remember star wars battlefront.

zippydsmlee
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Lets face it the SJWs are the least of the issues with this watered down crap… Bioware games went in the toilet shortly a bit before, yes before, ME or DA:O. Now while these games are not utter shat the stories are heavily limited to fit a tiny budget for voice acting which limits dialogue and story paths(see Fallout 4, it suffers from this yellow rain as well.) The mechanics are a bit over simplified for my tastes but the story just just is not good enough to keep me interested…. even Dragons Dogma is a bit more odd/fun/annoying than… Read more »
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chapomon
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chapomon

The hate for Dragon Age: Inquisition probably comes from having replayed it. The first go is pretty good but if you replay it, you’ll see a lot of the flaws in the way the gameplay is a bunch of filler and you’ll start to notices the plot holes. The surprising part is that Mass Effect: Andromeda is so bad that it’s apparently making Mass Effect 3 retroactively good.

Deena
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Deena

Nah, I could feel that even in the first playthrough – I distinctly remember running through one of the desert maps and thinking “There’s no fucking way I’m playing this game again”. By the time I’d gotten past most of the filler, it was a real struggle to keep reaching for the end.

zippydsmlee
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I tend to find flaws faster by playing a game in higher difficulty modes. Skyrim is almost a comedy on max difficulty.

irsunnymang
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Mass Effect 3 was the Atlanta Falcons of video games: A fantastic game for all but the final few minutes whereupon they disastrously faceplanted.

Oliviu-Dorian Constantinescu
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Oliviu-Dorian Constantinescu

Filler quests and plot holes in DAI were at least covered in decent to excellent dialogue.

YoDude
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YoDude

Ye. I hear you. I couldn’t handle my second run of Inquisition. Story was just… Like. Bland. It was bland first round bit kept my attention. After that it was hard to finish.

AlienFromNextDoor
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AlienFromNextDoor

Nope, Andromeda is still better than ME2 and ME3, at least when it comes to story. The only ME that had more depth than Andromeda was the first one. Still, ALL Dragon Age games have more complex plots than ALL ME games, with the most complex being DA2 (despite the mechanics).

qorl
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qorl

I was delighted with my experience with it. I haven’t played it a second time yet though. Honestly the worst I can say about it is that if you’re a completionist, doing everything will take you a long time, and some of that is busywork, but you can easily not bother with that busywork if you dont want to.

Astra
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Astra

I enjoyed replaying dai

But
Knight enchanter master races so getting to solo the strongest dragon in the game helped lol

Kardinal
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Kardinal

I enjoyed Inquisition a lot more the second time around because I knew what I could savely skip. It has some of the strongest character writing Bioware has ever done and has a decent main plot as well, the only thing I genuinely hated about it was everything to do with Trespasser, from its reason to exist as cut-content-for-DLC to its ending.

And Mass Effect 3 is good, as a shooter, if you can overlook the last 5 minutes and everything to do with the clown show that is Cerberus.

Aotrs Commander
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Aotrs Commander
I would concur with ME3, though my qualification would be “the last fifteen minutes and anything with Kai Leng.” ME3, after all, has the unqiue distinction of being the only game EVER to briefly entice me to online play. (Though in the end, given all the new toys coming out were locked behind the random card system. I got bored). That said, ME3’s ending – even after they polished that turd to a golden sheen with the extended ending – was still so bad that I have never yet gotten around to doing my second Evil Idiot Shepard run through… Read more »
chapomon
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chapomon

If you did a full good run in throughout your first playthrough of the Mass Effect Trilogy, you will be disappointed at how much it doesn’t matter that your Shepard makes evil decisions. Nothing stands out more to me than the results revolving around choosing to kill the Rachni Queen.

chapomon
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chapomon

It’s a bit telling when you say that the second time was better because you knew what content could be skipped. Isn’t that a core problem of the design of the game if it includes unnecessary filler that isn’t fun to replay?

JoGT
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JoGT

Mass Effect 3 was objectively good.

Ricemeister
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Ricemeister

I personally liked the game despite its flaws. Although tbh, I am a bit confused as to why Jim is talking about its metabombing at this point considering he didn’t have much to say about the game and, if anything, was just as much on the bad animation-memeing band wagon as everyone else.

Tempus Fugit
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Tempus Fugit

My favorite new insult: INFANT FOOL.

Jasper Theo
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Jasper Theo

“I pity tha infant fool” sounds like it’s really a thing.

boxfetish
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boxfetish

Is Joss Whedon’s writing cringe-worthy? Who knew?

Garrett Thomas
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Joss Whedon hasn’t written anything good since Firefly. The only flaw he can think up for female characters is infertility.

dagiarrat
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dagiarrat

It can get a bit samey, so it’s best not to binge on Joss. The problem is that he’s clever, and he forgets to make his characters less (or more) clever than he is. There’s always an exception (e.g. Jayne Cobb), but they are notable by their unique status as “the dumb one”.

Deena
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Deena

… Yup, that’s pretty much why I’ve given up on seeking reliable or informed reviews on Steam or Metacritic. The mob mentality just isn’t helpful in answering the question of “Should I or should I not buy this game?” It’s down to a handful of individual critics now who actually put time and effort into detailing and discussing their opinions.

Canniballistic
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Canniballistic

What do you expect? A tailor made “yes” or “no” just for you? Ten thousand professional user reviews?

Just because someone is not eloquent enough for your tastes doesn’t mean theres no useful information to dissect from a poorly written “review”.

zippydsmlee
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No one is reliable tho, generally a best guess from a bunch of reviews and whining is about all you can comprehend and even then you either slot it to buy now and wait till its 10-20$

Jake
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Jake

I tend to read a glowing review, a negative review and one somewhere inbetween to get a feel for if I’d be interested.

Faiz
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Faiz

Nah with this one I’m siding with most of these reviews. This game is a below average game in general, and no you should not buy it.

CHowell2010
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With critic reviews, you have to know what the critic enjoys and what they hate. Many critics have panned games that I have otherwise enjoyed. Plus there are cases where the way a game is designed make it a pain in the ass to review, which makes a critic reviewing it, hate it, but it’s actually a good game if you play it like a normal person. A good example of this is Metal Gear Solid 5, one of my favorite games ever (It’s not perfect, but so very god damn enjoyable to me) A lot of reviewers hopped from… Read more »
machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

Yes, few thing are more useless then Metacritic user reviews. Giving a game a 0 because it has non-white characters in it? Logic!

mavian
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mavian

To be fair I don’t think the “Inquisition in Space” line is too far wrong.

I liked Inquisition a fair bit, but ME:A felt a lot like the worse parts of DA:I (namely, the open world / Ubisoft-alike fetch quests), minus the engaging cast and main plot.

I still got a reasonable amount of time out of ME:A, but it’s the first ME game I haven’t finished, and indeed the first I haven’t felt emotionally invested in.

Brett-Sonoka Gau
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It was alright. Glad you’re back, Jim!

mavian
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mavian

> The only thing you are achieving is fueling my fury. And you do not wand that. Because nothing enrages me more, when my beloved universe is occupied by SJWs and feminists.

I do not wand that!

chopin124
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chopin124

Hrmm… reading all the butthurt comments… All I can think of is… what’s wrong with cheese? xD

Dracorya
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After finding out the clusterfuck that was the game’s production, I have to give credit they managed to get anything out at all. While the game was definitely lackluster, I found it entertaining enough that I’m actually looking forward to a sequel that hopefully will have learned from the mistakes of the first game …of course that’s assuming we’re even getting a sequel with EA’s typical silence on the matter on even just single player DLCs coming out or anything. I would be massively disappointed if Mass Effect ends up being another franchise EA throws into the ash pile of… Read more »
Of the Hindge
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Of the Hindge

This is about in line with what I’ve come to expect from metacritic users

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