Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’

The review teardown of Mass Effect: Andromeda was something of a slow burn – while we can normally post a Metabomb article within a day or two of the game’s release, it took some time for the grudge against BioWare’s latest to push back those defending it.

I’m not exactly sure when the scales finally tipped, but as the humble historian who catalogues such things, it is my duty to inform you that Andromeda has been Metabombed!

Yeah, it’s ages since the game came out, but sod it. Let’s do what we usually do anyway. It’s content, right?

Andromeda has of course enjoyed mixed reviews from critics and fans alike, launching in a clearly unfinished state and garnering further criticism for its lacklustre characters and inability to infuse the Mass Effect universe with new life as hoped. More to the point, it’s a BioWare game, and we all know that’s enough to set some people off.

The game scored a middling 5/10 from yours truly, which is somewhat in line with the results of the continued Metabombing – the game holds a user review scores average of 4.9 on PC, 4.8 on PS4, and 4.8 on Xbox One.

As always, I’ve plunged my peepers into the user reviews to see what people had to say, emerging with juicy (completely unedited) comments from the best and brightest among the review aggregate’s community!

Just yesterday, Labanfls had to comment on the game’s most significant flaw.

The lack of Garrus is repulsive (4/10)

Hopping into the “most helpful” section, and here’s StarScream2092 with a lesson for us all.

Andromeda is another reminder why not to pre-order games. Honestly anybody who thought that this can live up to the trilogy was instane. People should stop defending this game because it have great combat and above average graphics.

1. Writing is childish, like really boring. Here and there it made you smile but it was far less than in trilogy.

2. Story is just a place holder, nothing epic. Feels like they wanted it to be just average.

3. Animations, are are a HUGE disaster. If EA will be happy with sales of Andromeda they will create another mess like this and sell it. So be prepared.

They treat it like any another company, -make the game at lowest cost possible, sell as AAA game.
Witcher 3 is an exception. (2/10)

EventualHorizon is a heck of a username, and here’s some words they had to say about that videogame thing.

Total trash. Nevermind any of the other complaints. The god-awful characters/dialogue/storyline make this a worthless game. There is zero plot tension to pull you through the game because every plot device is simply present to give you a bunch of uninteresting objectives (picking ‘military or scientific’ outposts to drop on planets) etc… Completely lacking any time of literary devices that could be used to actually make the characters feel like they are individuals. Off-key voice acting delivering already cringeworthy lines makes things even worse. I mean, after you get confronted by a hostile alien commander of some sort who tries to capture your ship, all your character can muster is “I wonder who THAT guy was?”. Awful awful awful, DO NOT BUY THIS. Just another **** contrived open-world game. (0/10)

It wouldn’t be a BioWare discussion without someone dropping everybody’s favorite three-letter abbreviation. Fortunately, Jmaconpc has us covered.

Here’s some words to describe this game:
-G rated
-Family friendly
-Fetch quests
-Awkward
-Cringey
-Unfinished
-Lazy

I have never cringed so hard and so regularly through a game.

Finished the game hoping every hour that it would get better. It doesn’t.
I spent more time watching my ship take off and land than I did playing the game.
The animations are laughable, facial expressions, zig zag running, clipping, even crossed arms are broken.
The combat feels good but it is repetitive so you have to change it up a lot. The enemies are all the same and very easy.
The dialogue options are fallout 4 level bad and decisions mean nothing.

I bought this game because I read some positive reviews, it appears that those positive reviews were paid or are SJWs or something.. (4/10)

Vertuxus is taking no prisoners.

It is not Mass effect, it sims in the space with scan simulator. The developers just spit in the face of gamers, close this office and dismiss the staff (0/10)

An interesting thing I’m learning from these reviews is that Dragon Age: Inquisition was bad. I thought people liked that one. It’s hard to keep track of which BioWare games have upset everybody these days. Anyway, here’s Comrade_007.

It`s not Mass Effect. it`s Dragon Age Inquisition: Space Edition.
And this game is so bad that I almost cried. I’ve been waiting for 5 years to play this piece of sh**.
Unbelievably sad. (0/10)

I don’t think Gordonox liked Mass Effect: Andromeda.

This game is a big **** thanks EA for ruining my fav game series. **** you.
. ………………………………… (0/10)

Folks like dalr just keep hammering on that “Inquisition In Space” idea.

Dragon Age Inquisition in space:

-boring
-repetitive
-ugly characters
-bad animations
-fetch quests
-MMO style world
-awkward writing

What the hell happened with BioWare… (1/10)

Credit to Merostin, they tried with that opening line. Not very hard, but they tried.

This deserves no Mass Affection.

I keep it short:

ME1, ME2, ME3 are about story, characters, species and relations between the latter two.

ME Andromeda tries to be the same, but it also includes new gameplay layers due to its focus on an outdated openworld concept. The result: It fails at both ME’s core elements (see above) and at being a great openworld game.

Sad, but true. (4/10)

CognizantAngel can be proud of the fact they’re written one of my favorite featured reviews.

This Piece of Crap, that somehow dares to wear off the name of an iconic Mass Effect franchise, falls flat in its’ every aspect, especially the RPG elements, which are the main elements of any ME game.
You won’t find ANYTHING in this potboiler, unless you’re an infant fool.

Even the Combat System is bad compared to one features in ME3, which is pretty ironic.

DON’T BUY THIS CRAP.
STOP FUNDING EA AND BIOWARE MONTREAL. (1/10)

To be honest I could read people complaining about Dragon Age and Mass Effect all day. Not that I have a particular dog in the fight… or maybe that’s the reason. Anyway, time for Allmass!

Bioware is dead, time to admit it. All last members of senior creative staff left early 2016, and this abortion of a game was made by interns and students.

– zero creativity and reused story concepts: remnants/protheans studied by Liara/PB, badass krogan Wrex/Drack, evil antagonist Saren/Archon, generic evil cannon fodder geth/kett and so on
– writing looks like it was done by 15 year old fangirl, and is downright retarded in some places
– mindnumblingly boring and repetitive open world activities look like they were ripped from generic ubisoft game
– do I even need to beat a dead horse of horrible facial animations and Sara’s atrocious face? Holy **** I honestly feel bad for Jayde Rossi

EA just decided to cash in on diehard fans of a dead franchise before the end of 2016 fiscal year and call it a day.
Bioware will be dissolved shortly after they push couple of crappy DLCs for this monstrosity.
Fifth fleet out. (1/10)

BPoole continues a familiar tale.

Dragon Age: Inquisition 2.0, now with space travel!

Such bad animations

Really poor dialog

Lots of fetch quests, without meaningful choices & consequences.

AI gets in the way. How did AI get this bad?

Only good thing from the game is the feel of the combat. (1/10)

ul876will is drinking deep from the anti-SJW well, which I always find uniquely amusing whenever it comes to self-professed fans of Mass Effect. 

Reasons to buy

– It’s called Mass Effect

Reasons NOT to

– It is boring
– The story is cheesy
– The animations are a joke
– The graphics were downgraded
– The characters,specially the women,are horrible
– It was made by SJWs

Now,if you still want to buy it,it will be your problem. I did my part to advertise you. (1/10)

I was worried about how bad this game was, but according to Oersted the damage is pretty proportionate.

EA, Mass Effect: Andromeda is a catastrophe of proportionate levels.

For our hard earned money we earned you owe us FREE DLCS for 2 YEARS for this game have Bioware make up for this catastrophic game that was supposed to be AAA.

Also P2P needs to be removed from MP on PC and replaced with dedicated servers PLEASE.

I won’t be buying anymore Bioware/EA games until I see this game’s animations patched to be fixed and FREE dlcs. (1/10)

Not sure if I’m more stricken by Ober’s belief in “forced diversity” or the serious crime of LORE RAPE.

Where do I begin, between the cringe worthy dialogue, crappy main story/villain, forced diversity bs, glitches, lore rape, ugly character design your characters look and feel like they are consistently suffering from Vietnam flashbacks with blank faces and thousand yard stares boring side quests that feel like chores

There are good things about this game but none of them, let me repeat, NONE OF THEM, make up for it, get it on sale at mcdonalds dollar menu prices if you want to buy it, otherwise it’s not worth the money. (4/10)

Oh be nice, MarcusAgrippa77, Greg Tito loved that one!

Bioware has made some of the best games ever,however this is not one of them. Animations,story and voice acting are all terrible. Even Dragon Age 2 is better than this. (0/10)

Brubble’s name sounds like how I imagine they sound when they’re angry.

5 YEARS? It took 5YEARS to throw this POS together?! Really? ….really? 5 years.
This is what happens when you farm out to sweat shop teams. This is what happens when Bioware hires based on ethnicity (so they can pat themselves on the back for their diversity) instead of actual talent. This is what happens when your focus is more on the trans/lgbt/alien sex than the important aspects of the game. This is what happens when you give the writing to some college undergrads. This is what happens when EA gets their little rat claws too deeply involved. I could go on and on but you get the point, Its garbage. THIS is what happens. (1/10)

Hahaha, I honestly wasn’t expecting this kind of premium salt, but here’s Navinor with hahahahahaha…

What enrages me most is the fact the game is trying to teach me about political correctness.

The characters are slapping me their feminist and SJW ideology right in my face.

Dear Bioware (well we all know you are not Bioware anymore…) please, PLEASE stop trying to teach me stupid political agendas through your games.

The only thing you are achieving is fueling my fury. And you do not wand that. Because nothing enrages me more, when my beloved universe is occupied by SJWs and feminists.

My only reaction to this is making shure your game will turn to ash. And i will gladly work on it.

+

Bad animations

Bad dialog

Bad writing

Bad dialog wheel

MP uses p2p instead of dedicated servers. (1/10)

Everybody shut up, because D34THGR1PS has taken to the stage!

I don’t understand the love here. I think this game is solid ****
– Cringeworthy Joss Whedon-style writing.
– Voice acting is utter garbage.
– Offline MMO scanning fun for whole family.
– They managed to **** up their own lore.
– Plot holes and illogical void bigger than the game’s budget.
– Liberal twitter blogger’s wet dream. SJW cuck agenda everywhere.
– Bioware fixing “offensive” transgender npc dialogue lines instead of actual game.
– Fixing animation problems weeks after the realease instead of making game solid in the first place and charging it full price for players to beta test it.

+ You can actually save your time and money by not buying this garbage. (2/10)

Spandex gives us a detailed breakdown. Emphasis on the word “breakdown.”

Anybody who gives to this game more than 6 are idiots. Sorry, but this is true. This game suck balls. Original trilogy was an amazing game with epic story, breathtaking dialogs and excelent characters. Congrats BioWare Montreal. U re **** up the biggest legacy of old BioWare team. There are no words to count how much things this game ruined. My soul is first one. Dialogs in this game are boring and stupid. You don’t give a **** about the charactes, there are boring and not intresting. Story is ridiculous. 12-13 hours of story. Is this an action-rpg game? Really? No, of course it’s not. Side quests are monotonous. I hate this game. This is not Mass Effect. This is mistake! 1/10. Good bye. (1/10)

Xtolp demonstrating the root of those classic “paid off” review accusations. They literally cannot comprehend of disagreement, hence the critics are on the take.

An insult to the original series. It is just a cash grab. And why does this thing even have any positive reviews. I can understand why the “critics” are mostly positive ($$$$), but I don’t get why the user reviews (the important ones) have ANY positive feedback. (2/10)

I disagree with Freestate2nd. I wouldn’t even say BioWare bothered with the silk on this one.

A total disaster. Poorly optimization, plenty of bugs. A bland story without soul, stupid characters, technical flaws in the animations that destroy emotional involvement with them and changes in combat that make them simpler than the previous ones. A turd covered with silk. A loss of money and time. (0/10)

I can’t handle anymore, so we’ll end with someone whose username echoes what I said when I read some of their review. Here’s OfCourse!

Continuation of a downward spiral of BioWare. Worst Mass Effect, bad rpg and terrible game. Maybe they would know how to make a good game if they hired talented developers instead of racist ideologues.
I we want better games, we need to stop buying garbage like this. (0/10)

OrangeyChocolate
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OrangeyChocolate

Kind of an underwhelming selection, honestly. Of course there was the old ‘SJW’ nonsense, but overall the opinions on offer here are a lot better constructed than usual, and sometimes even coherent.
Oh well, guess I’ll just have to wait until the next big “AAA” release comes out so I have something to laugh about.

Doublep
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Doublep
It is intersting to notice how as the reviews start using the term sjw, plus all the “nice” slurs, the quality of the grammar seems to decrease accordingly. Anyway, I keep my point that all the “sjw” content in the game, and in most games in general, feels a bit forced, mostly because game designers are generally cis white males, who try to write in the games situations they do not truly understand. When we will have a truly diverse developer community, we will probably have more interesting stories and writing. Still, the slurs in the comments will stay for… Read more »
dparkhurst
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dparkhurst

At this point is it even metabombing? Given the length of time the game has been out, it’s fair to say the game just is not good. I tried to complete it but it was very difficult to care about any of the characters. By trying continuing to try and recapture a moment of video game history, so many developers begin to stagnate. It’s sad, but they need to quit focusing on deadlines and start looking at ways to innovate that adds to the medium, not just to innovate.

Ungelosh
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Ungelosh
Andromeda failed because there weren’t enough things to explore. They wanted to give us a ME1 feel again. There weren’t enough worlds or races. There were 2 new races and a new geth. In ME 1 we were introduced to Turian’s, Salarians, Krogan, Volus, Elcor, Asari, Rachnai, Quarrian, Geth, and the reapers. And we were given insight into every race little by little. In Andromeda a totally different galaxy we have the Kett and the Angara and the god robots. We spent 70 hours learning nothing about them other than that the Kett love gene splicing and the Angara are… Read more »
Boomstar
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Boomstar

I still don’t understand the point of these, the game was bad. Why dig through user reviews to make fun of people who say it was bad? /shrug

Jon Turner
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Jon Turner

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Francesco Kasta
Member

Such a shame.

Mattttherman
Member

At least dragon age inquisition had some interesting characters like Iron Bull and Dorian. And some good voice acting. Not Sara though. Never Sara.

Lindsay
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Lindsay
Playing through as Sara (while watching my bf play through as Scott simultaneously), I feel the biggest example of SJW bulls**t is how weak/strong they made Sara! Her dialogue and vocalizations are different from Scott’s to the point at pandering when she is supposed to be a weak/vulnerable character and to the point of laughable when she is supposed to be strong. They took the marketable extremes and made it her personality. Scott’s highs and lows are believable and while he isn’t amazingly written either, it is obvious that they wanted her to be the “modern women” and didn’t care… Read more »
Terry Osaurusies XI
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Terry Osaurusies XI
Havent got around to the game yet, but there is an informative article on the clusterfuck development of Andromeda, which I believe I cannot link to on here. Therefore I shall do the most dishonourable thing and copy-paste the article itself. So don’t you go clicking on that ‘see more’ option if you want to keep your scrolling economical, cos this ain’t no Twitter post. Hate me for it later tonight, ok? Commencing (IMO interesting) information dump in 3…2…1… … “In 2012, as work on Mass Effect 3 came to a close, a small group of top BioWare employees huddled… Read more »
TemplarGR
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TemplarGR

The sad part is that most of those user reviews are accurate…

Also, Jim, Dragon Age Inqusition was trash. No one experienced in RPGs liked that game.

tulx
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tulx

I really liked Inquisition and I play almost exclusively RPGs. I did enjoy ME:A as well, actually. I think most people just wanted more of the ME trilogy, which Andromeda was definitely not. But I found it to be a good game on its own terms.

TemplarGR
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TemplarGR

As i said above, DAI was not only a terrible RPG, but a terrible game in general. The gameplay is totally boring, it is bad as an action game and bad as an rpg/tactics game. It holds no merit at all. The game is a grind fest and totally padded, it just doesn’t respect the player’s time. And the story just isn’t worth all the grinding to see it through.

Justin
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Justin

I’m an RPG gamer since the 80’s and I loved DA: Inquisition.

Just sayin’.

TemplarGR
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TemplarGR

Oh really? So you want to tell me that you grew up playing Fallout 1/2, Baldur’s Gate 1/2, Daggerfall, Morrowind, Skyrim, Witcher series, KOTOR 1/2, hell, even the original Dragon’s Age, and you found the total trash that was DAI enjoyable?

The single player MMO? With hit sponge enemies, vast empty landmasses, fetch quests, endless grinding, retarded combat, bad control system, and a cliche story, enjoyable?

You are a terrible liar.

Brendan O\'Donnell
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Brendan O\'Donnell
I can’t speak for Justin, but for me, yes. I did play all of those AND like DA:I. The reason is that Inquisition did something for me that Baldur’s Gate did but Dragon Age: Origins did not: it created a sense of wonder in the world. The zones in DA:I all hinted at a history that interested me and gave the world a feeling of life. Everywhere I went, I felt immersed in the world. It captured my imagination and made me want to delve deeper into the setting’s lore (something the previous games in the series had not). It… Read more »
NobleEinherjar
Member

I grew up playing Fallout 1/2, Baldur’s Gate 1/2, Daggerfall, Morrowind, Skyrim, The Witcher series, KOTOR 1/2, hell, even the original Dragon’s Age, and I found the “total trash” that was DAI enjoyable.
Relax. Nothing in your world changes just because people enjoy different video games.

RomaDoma
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RomaDoma
Hey. I get that games are important to you and that’s cool. They’re important to all of us, that’s why we’re here. But why don’t you try not allowing the anonymity of the internet override your better judgment. Next time you post, read over what you’ve written and pretend like someone is saying it to you. How would you react? There’s literally no reason to be so aggro here. We’re all here for a shared passion and we all want to get along. Also, avoid the word “retarded” it’s pretty offensive. There are so many better words to use anyway.… Read more »
machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

Not true.

Brendan O\'Donnell
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Brendan O\'Donnell

I love CRPGs and have been playing them since Daggerfall, Fallout 1, and the Infinity Engine days. I also play pen-and-paper roleplaying games (Pathfinder, Iron Heroes, WEG Star Wars, Dragon Age RPG & Fantasy AGE, D&D 3.5, Cyberpunk 2020, Mage: the Awakening, Werewolf: the Wild West, and Call of Cthulhu). While I can see why it wouldn’t be for everyone, I quite enjoyed Dragon Age: Inquisition. I don’t think it’s an RPG gamer vs. General Gamer issue. Different people just respond to different things in games. Sorry to hear you couldn’t enjoy DA:I.

Asral
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Asral

Andromeda is so bad that it got metabombed twice? You already posted a metabombed article for it back in March…

voteDC
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I’ll be honest I can understand why people think “oh they’ve obviously been paid off for this review” at times. Take a step back to Mass Effect 3. I can’t recall a single review from the ‘professional’ sites that mentioned the terrible animations, repetitive side quests gathered by eavesdropping, the huge bump in passive conversations…ok I’ll stop there because I could rant all day. Suffice to say even without taking the endings into account there was hell of a lot of issues with Mass Effect 3, and they simply didn’t get mentioned. Back we jump to Andromeda and it has… Read more »
mjc0961
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mjc0961

Please don’t advertise me, ul876will. I’m not available for purchase. 😕

Francesco Kasta
Member

My thought exactly!

Mike Jackson
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Mike Jackson

I just got the game and I’m enjoying it so far I’m not a die hard ME fan so my expectations are probably lower?

Sanjay
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Sanjay

SJW REEEEEE

Astra
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Astra

Why dont people understand that its not sjw bs
Even back in me the lore was “we got to space. And all these aliens said hi welcome to space where we coexist peacefully welcome”

Of course the game with be a big ol metaphor for social and racial equality
Why is tha”politically correct” and not just the way you should treat everyone lol

Kardinal
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Kardinal

Because “politically correct” is the synonym you use for “respect” when it’s about groups you don’t want to respect.

Ratslayer
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Ratslayer
A lot of people have that reaction because of that fucktard on twitter (maveer I think). Personally, I can understand the sentiment. I too, kinda keep wondering every time something commonly associated with social justice appears (like transgender or feminist issues) – did they put it in there because it’s a naturally occurring issue in this world, or did they put it in there to try and make some allegoric commentary or preach morals or some shit. And I wouldn’t think that if the guy that worked there wasn’t so outright hostile and racist. If GTA had an important character… Read more »
machine_dirty
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machine_dirty

I thought the trans character was written OK aside from announcing their original name pre-patch.

George
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George

Well it goes to issues of tokenism vs legitimacy. Are these issues being explored in a way that is meaningful? Or are they in there because “that’s what how we get the hot button clicks?”

Is it a genuine attempt at good writing? or just shameless baiting?

I don’t believe that every aspect of a narrative has to “mean something” however, to use a central aspect of a character in a narrative such as being trans then that needs to be explored or important to the plot in some way, maybe not central but somehow.

Chris
Member

Yeah, any character who doesn’t have a good reason not to be has to be the “default”, which as we know for humans is white, cis, heterosexual and male. Anyone who isn’t that and isn’t deeply justified to be, the white, cis, heterosexual male gamer in a way I find satisfying than it’s tokenism and is offensive

Also remember to be careful disagreeing with George, if he doesn’t like what you say he’s required to report you to the police and will demand Justin and Jim do it if he can’t.

George
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George

I didn’t say anything you just wrote…and FYI your writing and interpretations of others writing makes you look like you have a personality disorder. You should probably get that looked at.

And also, in regards to your last paragraph. US law and Canadian law states that suspected cases of child abuse/neglect be reported. THEY MUST BE. Your laws demand it. If there is no abuse the social worker will make that determination and everyone goes on with their lives.

George
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George

Oh and I forgot to mention…I’m not white or heterosexual. But please do keep assuming my identity…it signals that you have so much more inherent virtue. *sarcasm*

Jimmy Bish
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Jimmy Bish

But theres also giant racial war, weaponized fertility aimed a certain race, lots of preconceived ideas about alien races

Chris
Member

Because we’ve reached a point where basic compassion and understanding and human decency aren’t universal ideas any more but are partisan. Being a Republican or a conservative now means treating anyone different than you or poorer than you like shit, and any game or movie that shows people behaving otherwise is “sjw propaganda” made by the betas in a Marxist plot to destroy men or something.

Ike
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Ike

Lol, your ignorance is staggering.

Astra
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Astra

I like metabom articles jim

But i thought it was only a metabomb if the game was good or had some significant controversy around it (like the gay guy from DA Inquisition whos name i forget even though i liked him)

Ruth
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Ruth

Maybe I blinked and missed something, or maybe it’s just that the backlash against Andromeda is just that virulent, but… Jim, didn’t you already Metabomb this one?

http://www.thejimquisition.com/metabombed-mass-effect-andromeda-is-pure-sjw-propaganda/

…damn, though, comparing the two articles and not a single review duplicated between them… maybe it IS the latter one.

JOSEPH STACKLIN
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JOSEPH STACKLIN

So wait.. Because of people not being in the game, set in a different universe… With different characters and evolutions in those characters people complain?

Honestly I give the game a solid 8/10. To me it felt like ME2, my favorite ME game overall. The universe that you can explore is MASSIVE and I absolutely love all the main quests as, while they can get repetitive, they are absolutely beautiful to look at and explore their surrounding areas.

Bloodied Fox
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Bloodied Fox

I had fun with it, and as one of those icky gay men that gamergate believe should be banned from playing video games forever the fact that it’s upset them so much only enhances that enjoyment 🙂

Jack
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Jack

Yes, Metacritic reviewer Allmass, whenever I play a game that has an ‘evil antagonist’ I immediately think “Gosh, this is a total rip-off of Saren in Mass Effect 1! Why can’t they just make their action/adventure/RPG game without an evil antagonist character, just like every game did before 2007?”

Fyz306903
Member

Ugh, I agree 100%. I refuse to buy any game, book or film that continues to use the outdated protagonist/antagonist model. Films, books and games are just full of plot spoilers these days, anyway.

AlienFromNextDoor
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AlienFromNextDoor
I actually enjoyed MEA more than ME2 and ME3, though less than ME1. When I played ME1 I really felt like a kid again, watching Star Trek and Stargate, exploring new worlds, new species and cultures. With ME2 came the generic good vs evil plot to prominence and it all fell apart quickly. Removing many of the RPG elements didn’t help it either. The games just got way too simple, when compared to the first one. Still, I did like the sequels too, and replayed them a couple of times. They just weren’t as good as the first. MEA brings… Read more »
The Moon Wizard
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The Moon Wizard

I liked Dragon Age Inquisition D:

Nick Conroy
Member

“The only thing you are achieving is fueling my fury. And you do not wand that.”

I’m gonna save this for future internet arguments!

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