It should come as no surprise that Star Wars Battlefront is the latest game to be METABOMBED by angry user reviewers. While I enjoyed the game quite a bit, the changes made to the Battlefront formula combined with Electronic Arts’ unfortunate DLC model was a guaranteed recipe for boiled piss.
The anger was brewed to perfection before the game was even out, and it didn’t take long for Metacritic’s user reviews to reflect it. This is where I’d say a Star Wars quote to sum up the intro in a cute way, but I can’t think of anything.
The PlayStation 4 version is holding out with a middling aggregate score of 5.4, boasting 75 positive reviews to 82 negative. Meanwhile, Xbox One users have delivered 55 positive reviews to 81 negative. It should be a shock to nobody that PC players have been the most vocal in their rage, because they’re PC players – there are currently 26 positive reviews and an overwhelming 106 negative ones.
As always, I’ve gone and sampled some of the most flavorful and evocative reviews, because that’s what we do.
Justin_A makes me wonder what they plan to do with a theoretical virtual pig.
DLC. Pay more, get less. Graphics are lipstick on a pig. Actually, a virtual pig with lipstick would probably be more fun. EA destroyed SimCity and The Sims. Is there anything this company does other than release the most superficial garbage facades? (0/10)
Meanwhile, flappynoodle gives us our obligatory use of the word “joke” – a favorite of gaming commenters, as you all know.
Graphics are great, phenomenal. Gameplay is a joke, there’s no story to be played, barely any content. Got my refund after playing for 4 hours, and don’t regret it. (4/10)
I must stress, while I enjoyed the game, I can’t argue with a lot of the criticism it’s getting. LSHDS is more or less on point with this one.
This is absolutely pathetic. This released game manages to have less content than the alpha of battlefront 3 that EA canned a few years back, and only a quarter the content that the original battlefront. Maps are repetitive and unbalanced, as well as too small for decent aerial combat due to the limitations of the frostbite engine. $50 for a season pass that doesn’t contain all the dlc is just absurd. The graphics are the best part of this festering heap of garbage, and they’re only adequate, not what you would expect out of supposed “next gen”.
All in all, this is a cheaply made product that attempts to sucker you in through brand recognition alone. (0/10)
Armaril might have grounds to sue Electronic Arts, given the personal injuries detailed here.
It`s not Fallout 4, it`s very very bad game. My eyes would bleed, I broke a finger while looking for the exit button, but the music is very beautiful. And no Wookiee !!!!! Thank you dice that ruined my evening. (1/10)
DRMSUX gives us a heartfelt eulogy for the company that once was DICE.
I’m crying now because I waited a direct sequel to “Battlefront 2” for long ten years and now I get this extremely repetitive mercenary game for me as a fan is abusive pay that price for that content of **** DICE seems that you are not the same that created Battlefield 2142, Battlefield 2. In my opinion DICE died. (0/10)
I mean, I get what PAA1 is saying, but avoiding a repetitive game that lacks innovation by buying an Assassin’s Creed release? You’re making a rod for your own back there.
After reading the reviews, wherein everyone praised the graphics but criticize the overall gameplay and repetitive gameplay with almost no innovation apart from the elements of typical FPS multiplayer like COD or Battlefield; I am glad that i didn’t buy it and opted for AC: Syndicate. (1/10)
Babinski gives us a taste of 2006 with the term “casualisation.” People still say things like that.
They’ve done it, they have actually done it. They managed to f*** it up royally. The casualisation that happened here is so pathetic that makes me want to throw up. It’s an insult to gamer community intelligence. Equipment is now abilities with cooldown, you don’t enter vehicles but rather find a magical token that transports you to them, weapons don’t need to be reloaded, you don’t pick your spawn point, the battlefield is so messy that looks like a laser tag playground. Hell, this game could be played on a tablet in terms of gameplay. The fact that this only supports 48 players when, 10 yeas ago, TEN YEARS AGO there were already support for 64 players is outrageous. I’m not even going to talk about the lack of content because I wold be here the whole day. (0/10)
Eye-searing sarcasm in this run-on sentence by Krefchenko.
Hey yeah very nice great stuff you made a game you shoot things good good so like what else is there dude where is all the content battlefront 2 had oh you just removed everything okay dude cool I’ll just go play battlefront 2 then (1/10)
Can you spot what I found amusing about Viltgance’s review?
This game is an absolute waste of money…..there is no content, and the content that is there sucks. Nothing like the original battlefront games, stay the hell away from this. (0/10)
Among SebbyMak’s simple string of sentence is a criticism that strikes me as unusual – is being friendly to newcomers really a bad thing?
Graphics arent everything.
Simple and noob friendly.
Expect it to die off after the holiday season.
EA strikes back.
Dissapointed to say the least. (0/10)
Be warned, this next review is one you may find stunningly offensive if you’re not into racism, sexism, or homophobia. Here’s a review from… sigh… BigBoiNiggNogg.
Nigg dis gayme be gay AF doe mayne!!!!! I memba wen i play dat battlefront 2 on mah ps2 an dat **** be fire doe!!!! All da hoes be tryna hop on dis dik cuz I got dat bf2 cuzz!! But **** 3 be dumb af like der aint evn no strry doe like wtf how i gon fuk a fuk a bad btch if der aint no story goin on in da bagkround!!!111 dis gayme musta been made fo **** dat be homoo sex a [email protected]!!!2111 Der no space butthals too like wen i be fukin bad bich i be tryna blast off like i did wit dat yung bf2 doe bu i cant wit dis gayyy azz bf3!!!!! any1 hoo like dis game be gyy azz fucccboiii nigg dat prolly stay suckin his daddysDick!!!!!! wtf dice dis be sum **** **** [email protected]@[email protected][email protected][email protected] (0/10)
GERULA666 is going through some shit, I think.
Total phenomenal pice of garbage. EA stand no more for Electronic Arts, but for Elusive Actions and DICE, who the fok is DICE, do they still creates games ?
P.s: can’t wait to offer this garbage game to my ex girlfriend as a parting gift~ (0/10)
The positive reviews are no less hyperbolic and fascinating. Here’s a perfect score from JonnyDoom.
Don’t believe the Star Wars haters. New Star Wars sucks. SWTOR sucks, Battlefront sucks. Blah Blah Waa Waa Cry Cry a thousand tears……Truth is All the Star Wars movies are GREAT. SWTOR is amazing! New Battlefront is the game I always wanted. I am going to go watch the movies again, I am going to play SWTOR and Battlefront. If you don’t want to do those things that’s fine I don’t want you there anyways. (10/10)
Meanwhile, Wolfmoon2682 is apparently fine with paying through the nose for content.
Amazing star wars game. Amazing graphics and sound. Tight controls and a very unique style of play. People calling this a CoD clone or a BF clone are out of their minds! People leaving 0/10’s on here need to be banned. That’s not a review, it’s trolling! You found NOTHING good about this game at all?
The maps are fun, the modes are fun but they could use some more stuff. That’s why i got the pass. It sucks to pay for DLC but that’s the way it is, BF does the same crap so shut up! So does CoD! People here need to stop complaining about minor bs. Game has been out 1 day and people think they’ve played it enough to drop a 0/10 bomb on it… that’s trolling at it’s finest and it’s why no one takes metacritic reviews seriously.
This game does what i want it to do as a STAR WARS FAN! This is exactly what i expected. SWBF 1 and 2 were great back in the day but i DO NOT need galactic conquest or space battles. I have survival mode and i have air combat battles. What’s the problem!? Who played the originals for the single player botmatch garbage anyways? Take off the nostalgia goggles folks! Those games were extremely casual btw, so stop acting like they were some MLG style game like CS. Game is a solid 8/10 but i’m dropping a 10/10 to combat all these troll idiots. (10/10)
musikman91307 just makes me sad.
Bunch of whiners on here. The maps and worlds are AMAZING and so REALISTIC. The sounds, , music, characters, weapons, everything is on point. No bugs and it runs so damn smooth. Yes they could’ve introduced more out of the original box but we’re getting 5 more expansions and I don’t mind paying extra. On it’s own, the game has blown me away with the gameplay and graphics. I haven’t played any previous Star Wars games and was on Battlefield 4 until now but man they really did a fine job. The only thing missing is a campaign, Darth Maul and more maps and weapons (which will come soon). (9/10)
I’ve included xCarlitos’ review just to boil a little extra piss.
I not understand the hate. this game is awesome.
F*CK PC “GAMERS”. They criticize all.
what is the problem about the “casual” gameplay?…
what is the problem with “no campaign”? if you wish play a story. you have 300 more titles about star wars -.- (10/10)
And finally, here’s Agentbb007. Yes, Agent… we can tell.
Metacritic user reviews… You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Don’t listen to the negative reviews I’ve already got 13 hours logged and this game is AWESOME! The graphics and textures are TOP NOTCH, graphics don’t get any prettier than this.
The servers are fast to connect, no lag, not a huge delay in-between games, all of the different game modes have players active so you can try all of them out. The Hero’s Luke, Leah, Han, Vader, Boba Fett, and the Emperor look absolutely PERFECT! I can’t get over how beautiful the characters look. Flying around in the x-wing, a-wing, tie fighter, and tie interceptor are great fun to fly.
And I can’t forget to mention the sound, it is absolutely AMAZING! All of the laser blasts sound perfect, the sound when piloting the AT-AT when shooting the gun is crazy epic, all of the hero voices sound perfect. Can you tell I LOVE this game!?!? (10/10)
Wretched hive! Why didn’t I think of that!?!?