Marcus Cohen
Guest
Marcus Cohen

Since Metal Gear Solid is basically finished, can we all just agree that this is the official canonic ending? The world would be a better place that way.

Coldar
Guest
Coldar

Holy crap, that cardboard box scene was epic. So f’ing epic, I think I could die happy having actually, genuinely witnessed something so utterly insanely crazy. There aren’t enough adjectives to properly convey my amazement/bafflement.

Just… wow. Porn is so awesome sometimes, and not for the hot XxX action. I mean, we are talking creativity on a level unknown to the rest of mankind.

A cardboard box. Yes. That really happened!

Jak
Guest
Jak

Wow, now I’m interested in playing that game…

Impressive as usual!

Marcello Crocitti
Guest
Marcello Crocitti

They should have used “Chains of love” in the background. Because you know well that Konami will send them a copyright claim.

Simon
Guest
Simon

Your…dick……My…ass!

Usually all I can mumble first thing in the morning myself!

bdp
Guest
bdp

i can’t tell if you were committed to the joke or legitimately thought they called her Hussy instead of Hushy.

サイラス
Guest
サイラス

But does she breathe through her skin?

Talib Zeine
Guest
Talib Zeine

She breathes through her arse hole.

The Outsider
Guest
The Outsider

Well that’s unorthodox.

Charlie Koszulinski
Guest
Charlie Koszulinski

So Snake was suffocating her?

Benj
Guest
Benj

I hope they consulted Kojima on the casting of Quiet.

Because he’s definitely thought about it… in detail.

Jamesworkshop
Guest
Jamesworkshop

Metal Rear Solid 4: Cums of the Patriots

Charlie Koszulinski
Guest
Charlie Koszulinski

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Dribbly D

That’s the best I can come up with.

And MGS 3: Snake Eater speaks for itself.

Osamudiamen Okundaye
Guest
Osamudiamen Okundaye

I can’t help but laugh at how cheesy it is.

Anton
Guest
Anton

“Thank god this is Brazzers and not a Belladonna video”
I laughed way too hard at that.

PS. Is anyone else weirded out that they got the ONE girl in porn without a DD boob job to play Quiet? Total lack of authenticity.

HaveSomeOatmeal
Guest
HaveSomeOatmeal

*Authenti-titty*

I’ll show myself out.

Dasvaun
Guest
Dasvaun

If they really wanted the authentic Kojima experience, they should have had a DD soldier wander in from the desert while they’re screwing and it turns out to be Kojima.

Least then he’d have more creative control in that role than he did for the last 6 months on the actual fucking game..

Anton
Guest
Anton

“Did you rike it?”

neil_mccauley
Guest
neil_mccauley

Still waiting for The Witcher 3. It wouldn’t even be a porn parody.

Dariusz G. Jagielski
Guest
Dariusz G. Jagielski

Google The Bitcher. Not from Brazzers (I think), but based on The Witcher.

Talib Zeine
Guest
Talib Zeine

Oh god, that’s what my brother and I call The Witcher (original) whenever we want to crack at it for being shite.

Aiwass
Guest
Aiwass

I actually want to see this one. I’ve always been a fan of porn parodies so it’s great to see Jim continuing this series.

SilentPony
Guest
SilentPony

She jizzes through her skin…eww…

Jasper Theo
Guest
Jasper Theo

Well screw that mental image…

Benj
Guest
Benj

I hope that you are ashamed of your words and deeds.

SilentPony
Guest
SilentPony

Words maybe. Deeds, never!

goodbyejojo
Guest
goodbyejojo

missed opportunity to call it snake eater

Aiwass
Guest
Aiwass

At least they fit that joke into it.

gasmaskangel
Guest
gasmaskangel

Man, a Snake Eater porn parody would be fucking great.

Dariusz G. Jagielski
Guest
Dariusz G. Jagielski

Well… Konami is fucked.

HaveSomeOatmeal
Guest
HaveSomeOatmeal

*Unzips Pants*

“Snake?!? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!”

Erich Fromm Hell
Guest

Finally… a proper climax to MGSV.

James East
Guest
James East

nice pun

#Fuckonami

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