• James East

    nice pun

    #Fuckonami

  • Finally… a proper climax to MGSV.

  • HaveSomeOatmeal

    *Unzips Pants*

    “Snake?!? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!”

  • Dariusz G. Jagielski

    Well… Konami is fucked.

  • goodbyejojo

    missed opportunity to call it snake eater

    • Aiwass

      At least they fit that joke into it.

    • gasmaskangel

      Man, a Snake Eater porn parody would be fucking great.

  • SilentPony

    She jizzes through her skin…eww…

    • Jasper Theo

      Well screw that mental image…

    • Benj

      I hope that you are ashamed of your words and deeds.

      • SilentPony

        Words maybe. Deeds, never!

  • Aiwass

    I actually want to see this one. I’ve always been a fan of porn parodies so it’s great to see Jim continuing this series.

  • neil_mccauley

    Still waiting for The Witcher 3. It wouldn’t even be a porn parody.

    • Dariusz G. Jagielski

      Google The Bitcher. Not from Brazzers (I think), but based on The Witcher.

      • Talib Zeine

        Oh god, that’s what my brother and I call The Witcher (original) whenever we want to crack at it for being shite.

  • Dasvaun

    If they really wanted the authentic Kojima experience, they should have had a DD soldier wander in from the desert while they’re screwing and it turns out to be Kojima.

    Least then he’d have more creative control in that role than he did for the last 6 months on the actual fucking game..

    • Anton

      “Did you rike it?”

  • Anton

    “Thank god this is Brazzers and not a Belladonna video”
    I laughed way too hard at that.

    PS. Is anyone else weirded out that they got the ONE girl in porn without a DD boob job to play Quiet? Total lack of authenticity.

    • HaveSomeOatmeal

      *Authenti-titty*

      I’ll show myself out.

  • Osamudiamen Okundaye

    I can’t help but laugh at how cheesy it is.

  • Jamesworkshop

    Metal Rear Solid 4: Cums of the Patriots

    • Charlie Koszulinski

      Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Dribbly D

      That’s the best I can come up with.

      And MGS 3: Snake Eater speaks for itself.

  • Benj

    I hope they consulted Kojima on the casting of Quiet.

    Because he’s definitely thought about it… in detail.

  • サイラス

    But does she breathe through her skin?

    • Talib Zeine

      She breathes through her arse hole.

      • The Outsider

        Well that’s unorthodox.

      • Charlie Koszulinski

        So Snake was suffocating her?

  • bdp

    i can’t tell if you were committed to the joke or legitimately thought they called her Hussy instead of Hushy.

  • Simon

    Your…dick……My…ass!

    Usually all I can mumble first thing in the morning myself!

  • Marcello Crocitti

    They should have used “Chains of love” in the background. Because you know well that Konami will send them a copyright claim.

  • Jak

    Wow, now I’m interested in playing that game…

    Impressive as usual!

  • Coldar

    Holy crap, that cardboard box scene was epic. So f’ing epic, I think I could die happy having actually, genuinely witnessed something so utterly insanely crazy. There aren’t enough adjectives to properly convey my amazement/bafflement.

    Just… wow. Porn is so awesome sometimes, and not for the hot XxX action. I mean, we are talking creativity on a level unknown to the rest of mankind.

    A cardboard box. Yes. That really happened!

  • Marcus Cohen

    Since Metal Gear Solid is basically finished, can we all just agree that this is the official canonic ending? The world would be a better place that way.