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33 Comments on "Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen (A XXX Parody) REVIEWED!"

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Marcus Cohen
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Since Metal Gear Solid is basically finished, can we all just agree that this is the official canonic ending? The world would be a better place that way.

Coldar
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Holy crap, that cardboard box scene was epic. So f’ing epic, I think I could die happy having actually, genuinely witnessed something so utterly insanely crazy. There aren’t enough adjectives to properly convey my amazement/bafflement.

Just… wow. Porn is so awesome sometimes, and not for the hot XxX action. I mean, we are talking creativity on a level unknown to the rest of mankind.

A cardboard box. Yes. That really happened!

Jak
Guest

Wow, now I’m interested in playing that game…

Impressive as usual!

Marcello Crocitti
Guest

They should have used “Chains of love” in the background. Because you know well that Konami will send them a copyright claim.

Simon
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Your…dick……My…ass!

Usually all I can mumble first thing in the morning myself!

bdp
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i can’t tell if you were committed to the joke or legitimately thought they called her Hussy instead of Hushy.

サイラス
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But does she breathe through her skin?

Talib Zeine
Guest

She breathes through her arse hole.

Charlie Koszulinski
Guest

So Snake was suffocating her?

The Outsider
Guest

Well that’s unorthodox.

Benj
Guest

I hope they consulted Kojima on the casting of Quiet.

Because he’s definitely thought about it… in detail.

James Haynes
Member

Metal Rear Solid 4: Cums of the Patriots

Charlie Koszulinski
Guest

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Dribbly D

That’s the best I can come up with.

And MGS 3: Snake Eater speaks for itself.

Osamudiamen Okundaye
Guest

I can’t help but laugh at how cheesy it is.

Anton
Guest

“Thank god this is Brazzers and not a Belladonna video”
I laughed way too hard at that.

PS. Is anyone else weirded out that they got the ONE girl in porn without a DD boob job to play Quiet? Total lack of authenticity.

HaveSomeOatmeal
Guest

*Authenti-titty*

I’ll show myself out.

Dasvaun
Guest

If they really wanted the authentic Kojima experience, they should have had a DD soldier wander in from the desert while they’re screwing and it turns out to be Kojima.

Least then he’d have more creative control in that role than he did for the last 6 months on the actual fucking game..

Anton
Guest

“Did you rike it?”

neil_mccauley
Guest

Still waiting for The Witcher 3. It wouldn’t even be a porn parody.

Dariusz G. Jagielski
Guest

Google The Bitcher. Not from Brazzers (I think), but based on The Witcher.

Talib Zeine
Guest

Oh god, that’s what my brother and I call The Witcher (original) whenever we want to crack at it for being shite.

Aiwass
Guest

I actually want to see this one. I’ve always been a fan of porn parodies so it’s great to see Jim continuing this series.

SilentPony
Guest

She jizzes through her skin…eww…

Benj
Guest

I hope that you are ashamed of your words and deeds.

SilentPony
Guest

Words maybe. Deeds, never!

Jasper Theo
Member

Well screw that mental image…

goodbyejojo
Guest

missed opportunity to call it snake eater

gasmaskangel
Guest

Man, a Snake Eater porn parody would be fucking great.

Aiwass
Guest

At least they fit that joke into it.

Dariusz G. Jagielski
Guest

Well… Konami is fucked.

HaveSomeOatmeal
Guest

*Unzips Pants*

“Snake?!? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!”

Cathal
Member

Finally… a proper climax to MGSV.

James East
Member

nice pun

#Fuckonami

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