Official Commentocracy shirt? Official Jimquisition shirt? Sign me up, you fuckers!

Are you a true hardcore gamer like Duke Amiel du H’ardcore himself? Do you feel the need to shove that entitled snobbery right into the faces of the village peasants? Now you can!

Show the world that you’re a real H’ardcore gamer with our new Amiel shirt! Royston’s cleaning services are not part of the deal.

If you’re a fan of The Jimquisition’s entire menagerie of characters, our new Cirque du Sterling shirt will have you covered. Quite literally. Covered in cartoons of perverts and freaks.

All your favorites are there – The Cornflake Homunculus, Jimsaw, even that fat idiot Jim Sterling.

These shirts – and more capitalist tat – are available via Shark Robot, who are quite nice people from my experience.

Enjoy!

tobascodagama
Member

Giving those PC Master Race wankers a lesson in what *actual* satire looks like.

Anton
Member
Anton

Wait, you’re saying that this shirt can be bought with MONEY, like a filthy lootbox? So any casual that’s never even played through the entirety of the souls franchise without dying once can buy one? Do you not realize how this affects ME?!?!?

Nitrium
Member

I’m assuming only genuine “h’ardcore gamers” can purchase these shirts? Can you explain the vetting process to separate worthy true h’ardcore gamers from filthy casuals? Also are these available to console gamers period? Because last time I checked, only PC gamers are actual h’ardcore.

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
Member

It’s creepy that those two models have exactly the same shape of grin and supple skin tone…are you clonng humans again, Jim? I’ll pay you extra to not make them smile simultaneously in the same photo from now on…

drownedsummer
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drownedsummer

Are we certain they are separate people? They only have three arms between them.

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
Member

Good lord, you’re right! It’s a monstrosity…what has he done??

drownedsummer
Member
drownedsummer

This makes me reconsider the accusations the Romine’s were making in that interview

Anton
Member
Anton

They’re smiling because they found a victim they can get their fourth arm from.

Roger Civit
Member

ROYSTON! ROYSTON ! READY THE MOLTEN LEAD ! THE CASUALS ARE CLIMBING THE WALLS OF HARDCORE GAMING !!! ROYSTON !!!!!!

AntarcticOasis
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AntarcticOasis

Does anyone know whether the two new shirts come with a Jimquisition pin?

Enigma_2099
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Enigma_2099

The perfect shirt for pleasuring myself in…

Anton
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Anton

Nah, it would be perfect for that if the mouth was open XD

Benj
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Benj

The image of the Duke looks like a china mug full of hot chocolate with a very large helping of whipped cream on it.

Any chance of an Amiel toby jug at some point down the line?

Sleepy Will
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Sleepy Will

Very nice!!! Related: Jim, you may want to peruse the comments on rock papers shotgun’s article today on gaming difficulty modes, some of them are delicious!

Sleepy Will
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Sleepy Will
I present the following snippets for your delictation: “To cater to an audience which I for one am suspicious are even that into games” “gaming culture has a problem with ‘outsiders’ because there actually is a problem with outsiders, people who are not really that into games but belong to a hyper-social clique that rotates between modernist sub-cultures they see as en vogue and tries to adapt them once they reach a point they themselves can not adapt. ” “I’ll believe there aren’t a bunch of networked, hypocritical, vindictive, amoral people working in games writing, publishing and development, who are… Read more »
Sperium3000
Member

Who’s trying? Video games ARE art. I don’t get why people are so opposed to the idea of legitimacy.

Anton
Member
Anton

They’re afraid of being judged by the masses, because they know the judgments will not be kind.

MuddyScarecrow
Member

I’d also love one of the Duke screaming “ROYSTON!”

Alexey
Member

Can we have a “Cupcake is a 6/10 game” shirt, along with the “Zelda: Seven of the Ten” one?

Sperium3000
Member

HmmmMMMMMmmmm!

Sarklor
Member

This pleases me. Now everyone can know I’m a Big Boy who takes games SERIOUSLY and is just better.

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