• goodbyejojo

    i think a better rating system for this would be: would or would not fap again.

  • Mitch Pelham

    This is why I patreon. Well done Jim, a true return to form for Objective reviews 😉 . I have honestly been worried that your back injury would take a toll and limit your ability to tap into that throbbing vein of creativity however like a warrior, you power through and deliver gold again, Bravo.

  • Brodie Jones

    Man, the Movie Boys really went downhill quickly.

    • Benj

      You mean downtown?

    • CryptusMaximus

      Conrad was actually present for this one, but he was too busy sobbing in the corner to actually make any comprehensible input.

  • MyBodyIsReady

    Closer to the source material than the Resident Evil movies at least

  • CaitSeith

    WTF did I just almost watch!?

    • aimei66

      If you are shocked, then you watched it; own up to it! XD

  • nameisname

    I see that there is another YouTuber that I watch who has a Brazzers account now.

  • aimei66

    I didn’t watch till the end, but let me guess reaper goes for the ‘loot box’ and is the only man happy to get widow sprays.

  • Mārcis Jēkabsons

    Found it rather unusual… Enjoyed it though.

  • Terriosaurus Hex

    Wait…what? Those graphics are pretty sweet. Buuuut…
    Why oversnatch? …Why not “Overcrotch?” That makes at least a little more sense.

    • Andrew Barloq

      As for Assassin’s Creed… maybe Assassin’s Cream?

      • Otherhand

        Assassin’s Seed, obviously.

        • Andrew Barloq

          Yeah my bad, I thought that right before I saw your reply, that’s obviously the best answer.

          • Otherhand

            Either that, or Assassass Ass

        • Brendon Love

          Seed in Ass(assin), surely?

      • Spurious K

        I just want the line ‘Ass… Ass… In!’ to be included in that one somewhere. I don’t even really want to see it, just knowing it happened would be good enough.

        • longlivethedead

          “Ass-Ass-Ins Seed” Candide answer.

  • Tubey84

    Still more gameplay than Virginia.

  • SilentPony

    Hey Jim, maybe you should reach out to Danny D? He seems like a cheerful enough guy, he might be willing to take costume advice. You are an expert on masks and costumes after all…

    • Turi

      Or even a role in the next one?

  • ATBro

    The best thing I’ve seen all week.

  • Lies That Bind

    Jim, please believe me that I’m being unironic when i say this is one of the best things you’ve done.

  • Tanneseph

    I absolutely loved the tone of your writing here. 6/5 stars.

  • Benj

    I’m kind of surprised that a porn version of Overwatch wasn’t already made ages ago. A live action one anyway.

  • David Sayers

    One wonders whether with all the incredibly sexy characters on offer, this will spawn a whole new franchise.

    I for one, wouldn’t mind seeing Reinhardt go tonsil-deep between Mercy’s smooth, milky thighs for reasons entirely to do with my endearing respect for the lore of the Overwatch Universe…

    • zeeby

      Cor.. I “wouldn’t mind seeing Reinhardt” either. What a hunk, hope they cast him with a chunky Leberwurst. Glad i’m not alone on wanting that.

  • zeeby

    Amazing how far we’ve come. I remember watching Lord of the G-stRings back in the day and it was terribly inauthentic with regards to the source material. They splashed some budget on the knob of Gandalf’s staff but the rest was weak.

    • Drake Warnock

      True, but Smirnoff was hilarious in that movie.

      • zeeby

        Oh my gosh! Smirnoff the wizard.. I forgot about him. Classic.

  • Infra tits, infra pound.

    • Otherhand

      Genius.

  • Jamesworkshop

    The story of O..verwatch

  • Jamesworkshop
  • mouth4war

    Jim, more of these please.

  • RSL

    Well done, Spunk-Off Doctor!

  • Kyle Pierce

    You should review The Flintstones Porn Parody or Pirates 2 next.

  • Ziio

    I really hope Brazzers continues making more of these, so we can get more reviews. I don’t think I’ve laughed at your page like this in a long while, pre boglin watch most likely. I really hope they make more so you can continue on with this series, a dose of humor here and there to help us all cope with fee-2-pay taking over gaming.

  • Marcus Cohen

    Funny thing is, this film is probably on par with (if not better than) most video game based movies out there.

  • Wolfie

    I think you need to get Laura in on this, so she can be your specialist on any kind of anal or otherwise butt-centered sexual activity.

    • longlivethedead

      Seconded. I, for one, was surprised to hear the gluteus region mentioned with nary a posh female Brit voice, especially given the prominence the butt is given during the now-infamous “backwards cunnilingus” scene.

  • Anton

    On the next Oversnatch: Ron Jeremy as Roadhog

    • Drake Warnock

      I’d buy that for a dollar!

    • gasmaskangel

      I dunno… Jeremy is a pretty hairy guy and Roadhog isn’t. I mean he could shave for it, but I’m also pretty sure that it’d grow completely back in the time it takes to shoot a porno, so they’d need someone just constantly shaving Ron Jeremy between cuts and that just sounds inhumane for everyone involved.

  • TJ Barke

    The best part of this is Jim’s totally deadpan description.

    • HisDivineOrder

      It made this a transformative re-interpretation of the whole shebang and made art.

  • George

    Hmmm…ummm…hmmm…

    Sure why not?

  • ENAY

    No putting very pixelated porn on youtube as parody is LEGAL according to youtube’s rules. Yay! I wonder if the video allows monetisation.

    • Monetization is automatically disallowed due to my voluntarily age-gating it. Apparently any video behind an age rating is automatically ineligible for monetization.

      • Wolfie

        But Jim! Think of the children! They don’t have money to spend on advertised products, so fuck them!

        • thatdamnrat

          They don’t have money, but their parents do, and that’s where advertising can be at it’s most effective, target kids and get them to bug the crap out of their parents until they cave. Plus it helps get them programmed to be good little consumers.

          • Wolfie

            Not sure if you didn’t get the joke or just really wanted to get technical…

          • thatdamnrat

            Just thought it was worth pointing out in light of the “advertiser friendly” bullshit youtube is engaging in, the reason advertisers want all ages stuff, apart from corporate image, is to leverage pester power, so it’s double shitiness on their part. Just thought it was worth throwing in there to keep the outrage fires burning bright.

          • Wolfie

            Fair enough.

      • ENAY

        Clearly they’re missing out on an opportunity though with that age rating nonsense, since of course we all learned in 1984 that children are into porn from the age of 9.

  • Aidan Long

    So, that was a thing that happened. It was damn hilarious though.

  • Dave Johnson in Stormtrooper E

    More of this please Milord!!!!

  • Spiderous

    But….I thought Reaper never lost his virginity, because he never loses.

  • Ghost

    Perfect Jim, Simply perfect Jim.

    • Squinty

      But you cannot perfect Jim for Jim is already perfect

  • gasmaskangel

    At the bit about how Reaper never takes off his mask I completely lost my shit because I just started imagining him shoving his masked face into Windowmaker’s crotch, and she’s just looking confused, then disappointed, then annoyed.

  • Graham Miller

    When this went up on a Tuesday I really thought it was the new episode of Spin-Off Doctors

  • Sharadufobash

    Fucking hilarious stuff about the costumes getting in the way.

    It’s ages since I’ve even seen this type of conventional porn with actual porn stars having big lips, big tits, big dicks and doing it in those demonstrative porn positions like the side fuck.

    Christ, I doubt I could even get off to this stuff now, now the internet has taken me to more unconventional (but legal, I must add, always legal) places.

  • ovan20

    Well…this happened…

  • shinimouri25

    I feel like this needs to be a full Spinoff Doctors episode with conrad.

  • Brotown

    Incredible. The documentary-esque delivery really sold it for me as the viewer. Made me think of Jeremy Wade from “River Monsters”. “Fish On!”…nah…”Dick On!”

    ….thanks, Jim! Would definitely love more content like this!

    • Effusion

      I was hearing more book report more than documentary.

  • Mazinger z

    I would not push it Jim one day YouTube may get fed up and just kick you off their service you know what I’m saying?
    We would not want that to happen now would we .

    • David Everard

      Are you insinuating that you’re one of either James or Robert Romine, who’s signed up to the YouTube hero program and is planning to try and kick Jim off of YouTube altogether?

      • Mazinger z

        No their busy suing that’s pants off Jim for bullying basically .
        That I’m saying if he bites the hand that Feeds him to much youtube may just kick him off the service for just being a pain the ass .
        And at the moment Jim is trying to see what he can get away with on YouTube .

        • David Everard

          He uses visual censors throughout the entire video. YouTube would basically have no grounds to take this video down. Besides which, there are other videos on YouTube featuring uncensored full frontal nudity, which haven’t yet been taken down. The issue is not with Jim, it is with YouTube being inconsistent

          • Mazinger z

            I’m not saying anything is wrong with it but Jim is testing the system to see how far he can push it but he’s risking going to far and getting a ban .

    • nicethugbert

      10/10, perfect metacritic fodder.

      • Mazinger z

        I trust metacritic more than most critics it’s easy to tell the real reviews from the faked or meta bombers .

  • Sevilist

    You should’ve saved this for a Movieboys review.

  • bdp

    can you do more porn reviews? i never knew i needed this until now.

  • Avenger93

    Oh, THIS gets attention but the bane porn where the dick literaly has a smaller bane mask on (aong many, MANY other sources of hilarity) is overlooked? Get with the times people, this is nothing new.

    • nicethugbert

      This is how The People get with the times, lately.

  • nicethugbert

    Your move, youtube mullahs, show us what you got.

  • MKohanek

    This. This is why I support you on Patreon.
    Good luck doing this as an employees of some gaming website

  • ChaostheDude

    XD… Really, Jim? Are you just bored or what?

  • Jak

    That was … beautiful!
    I now wish more porn would be critically analysed and put under scrutiny like this.

  • Ghost

    Jim, have you considered teaming up with Brad Jones aka the Cinema snob for a porn review? I think it would be a interesting combination.

  • Viking Mana

    We can all go home now. Jim just won.

    Seriously, this was hilarious. Genuinely a great feat of comedy.

  • schwebbz

    “It’s like they just didn’t care.” Cruel, but fair. I’m picturing the director weeping tears of blood when he heard that said about his beloved Magnum Opus. It’s good to see Sterling won’t compromise his integrity as a reviewer to avoid crushing the souls of artists.