Marcus Cohen
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Marcus Cohen

Funny thing is, this film is probably on par with (if not better than) most video game based movies out there.

Ziio
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Ziio

I really hope Brazzers continues making more of these, so we can get more reviews. I don’t think I’ve laughed at your page like this in a long while, pre boglin watch most likely. I really hope they make more so you can continue on with this series, a dose of humor here and there to help us all cope with fee-2-pay taking over gaming.

Kyle Pierce
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Kyle Pierce

You should review The Flintstones Porn Parody or Pirates 2 next.

RSL
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RSL

Well done, Spunk-Off Doctor!

mouth4war
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mouth4war

Jim, more of these please.

Jamesworkshop
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Jamesworkshop
Jamesworkshop
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Jamesworkshop

The story of O..verwatch

Erich Fromm Hell
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Infra tits, infra pound.

Otherhand
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Otherhand

Genius.

zeeby
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zeeby

Amazing how far we’ve come. I remember watching Lord of the G-stRings back in the day and it was terribly inauthentic with regards to the source material. They splashed some budget on the knob of Gandalf’s staff but the rest was weak.

Drake Warnock
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Drake Warnock

True, but Smirnoff was hilarious in that movie.

zeeby
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zeeby

Oh my gosh! Smirnoff the wizard.. I forgot about him. Classic.

David Sayers
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David Sayers

One wonders whether with all the incredibly sexy characters on offer, this will spawn a whole new franchise.

I for one, wouldn’t mind seeing Reinhardt go tonsil-deep between Mercy’s smooth, milky thighs for reasons entirely to do with my endearing respect for the lore of the Overwatch Universe…

zeeby
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zeeby

Cor.. I “wouldn’t mind seeing Reinhardt” either. What a hunk, hope they cast him with a chunky Leberwurst. Glad i’m not alone on wanting that.

Benj
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Benj

I’m kind of surprised that a porn version of Overwatch wasn’t already made ages ago. A live action one anyway.

Tanneseph
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Tanneseph

I absolutely loved the tone of your writing here. 6/5 stars.

Lies That Bind
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Lies That Bind

Jim, please believe me that I’m being unironic when i say this is one of the best things you’ve done.

ATBro
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ATBro

The best thing I’ve seen all week.

SilentPony
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SilentPony

Hey Jim, maybe you should reach out to Danny D? He seems like a cheerful enough guy, he might be willing to take costume advice. You are an expert on masks and costumes after all…

Turi
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Turi

Or even a role in the next one?

Tubey84
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Tubey84

Still more gameplay than Virginia.

Terriosaurus Hex
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Terriosaurus Hex

Wait…what? Those graphics are pretty sweet. Buuuut…
Why oversnatch? …Why not “Overcrotch?” That makes at least a little more sense.

Andrew Barloq
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Andrew Barloq

As for Assassin’s Creed… maybe Assassin’s Cream?

Otherhand
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Otherhand

Assassin’s Seed, obviously.

Andrew Barloq
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Andrew Barloq

Yeah my bad, I thought that right before I saw your reply, that’s obviously the best answer.

Otherhand
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Otherhand

Either that, or Assassass Ass

Brendon Love
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Brendon Love

Seed in Ass(assin), surely?

Spurious K
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Spurious K

I just want the line ‘Ass… Ass… In!’ to be included in that one somewhere. I don’t even really want to see it, just knowing it happened would be good enough.

longlivethedead
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longlivethedead

“Ass-Ass-Ins Seed” Candide answer.

Mārcis Jēkabsons
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Mārcis Jēkabsons

Found it rather unusual… Enjoyed it though.

aimei66
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aimei66

I didn’t watch till the end, but let me guess reaper goes for the ‘loot box’ and is the only man happy to get widow sprays.

nameisname
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nameisname

I see that there is another YouTuber that I watch who has a Brazzers account now.

CaitSeith
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CaitSeith

WTF did I just almost watch!?

aimei66
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aimei66

If you are shocked, then you watched it; own up to it! XD

MyBodyIsReady
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MyBodyIsReady

Closer to the source material than the Resident Evil movies at least

Brodie Jones
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Brodie Jones

Man, the Movie Boys really went downhill quickly.

Benj
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Benj

You mean downtown?

CryptusMaximus
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CryptusMaximus

Conrad was actually present for this one, but he was too busy sobbing in the corner to actually make any comprehensible input.

Mitch Pelham
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Mitch Pelham

This is why I patreon. Well done Jim, a true return to form for Objective reviews 😉 . I have honestly been worried that your back injury would take a toll and limit your ability to tap into that throbbing vein of creativity however like a warrior, you power through and deliver gold again, Bravo.

goodbyejojo
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goodbyejojo

i think a better rating system for this would be: would or would not fap again.

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