I Might Review Ori and the Blind Forest When It’s Playable

As I write this, the title screen music from Ori and the Blind Forest is humming and plinking in the background, as it has done for quite some time. This is because, when I try to play Ori and the Blind Forest, it won’t load the game beyond this screen. I press the “A” button, as prompted, and nothing happens. I’ll admit it’s a very pretty piece of music, but is it worth not being able to actually play the bloody thing? Not really.

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Podquisition Episode 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?

On this week’s episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil’ bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug.

Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!

You can listen/download directly here and get the RSS feed here.

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The Jimquisition: Unicronic Arts

So Electronic Arts has shut down Maxis and, really, should we be surprised? Given EA’s track record, it’s never truly shocking (though it IS always sad) to see it kill off one of its acquisitions.

Even so, there’s more to EA’s behavior than simply buying studios and snapping their necks. There’s a pattern of degradation at play as the Unicron of videogames strips its victims bare, and tosses out the husks.

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Podquisition Episode 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

Gavin is away for a week because he’s too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan?

Nowhere. Nowhere else.

We also talk about why we’re not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy’s some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

You can listen/download directly here and get the RSS feed here.

Also, check out Laura Kate’s Patreon page!

Also also, check out Miracle of Sound’s channel!

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