Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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Saw this on the store the other day and literally the first thought was “why is that mopey douchebag heavy rain character in another game?” Then reading it calling itself an “intense, cinematic, story-driven experience” sealed the deal that this was gonna be tripe. When you put that before any description of your actual story, it shows an awful misapplication of priorities.

Hm, is this just “what if David Cage, but broke and gameplay tho”?

saynotogamblingingames
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Polishfury5000
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Bullet time, bland stealth, and an emotionless every-man protagonist. Truly a greatest hits compilation from the mid 00’s.

Game’s a real ‘Metal Fear Squalid’.

Benj
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Benj

So I guess this game is PAST any chance of a CURE, amiright!

…*distant cough*

… erm you see because that’s the game’s name so er…

… anyway, so what’s the deal with airline food?