Chris Topher
Member

This was excellently! Every day I google dead space and silent hill and dark stalkers and until dawn but never an update 🙁

Terry Osaurusies XI
Guest
Terry Osaurusies XI

I sincerely hope you’ll do the honourable thing to make an example of this gallbladder after its’ exile by branding it with the JimQ logo, dipping it it liquid silver to set, rebranding the outside with a more detailed logo, then laminate it and position it next to the stuffed corpse of DigiHom with a sign that reads ‘Wary upon all ye who bring scorn into thine abode. For thou suffering will be severe ‘n eternal!’

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Guest
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No no no no NO! this isn’t a remaster. You’re supposed to carve it up, add microtransactions, and charge us twice what it was originally worth. At least add a crafting system for god’s sake.

The Fantastic Paul
Guest
The Fantastic Paul

It’s a Video, not a Video Game. How would you even do that?

Chris
Member

Easy. First, only release the first half of the video. Then announce that the rest is only available if we pre-order the Jimquisition Season Pass through the website or from Gamestop. But make sure you throw a few cosmetics in so people will say it’s worth it. Then, you make it so we can’t view the whole video without stopping every few minutes to take random junk we’ve got laying around and craft a new ‘play’ button as they break every few minutes (Laura will assure us that this isn’t a problem at all though).

drownedsummer
Guest
drownedsummer

Then have Jim’s face fail to appear whenever he appears on camera.

mjc0961
Guest
mjc0961

And I need $5 Duke Nukem DLC!

drthmik
Guest
drthmik

I was hoping for the “Milky Coffee” one, But this one is good too!
Get well soon Jim, I’ll pray for you

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