Please Look At My MEMES About That Oculus Rift TIME Cover

TIME Magazine did a cover story on the Oculus Rift, that innovative virtual reality headset designed for us all to have sex with anime girls. People have been laughing at the cover photo because it features Palmer Luckey – some guy who does stuff – wearing the headset and looking ridiculous.

You may be asking yourself, “is this memes?” The answer to that question is, Yes, This Is Memes

To prove that this is memes, I have made my own MEMES about the funny picture. You are encouraged to make your own, but also like and share mine, because I made memes, and they will go viral on an Internet.

Click on the picture to see the same picture but bigger. The bigger the picture, the memer the meme.

eroticviolence

Konami’s hideous Castlevania pachinko machine promises “erotic violence.” Here I promise erotic VR… lens. Or something. Konami is the worst.

pin

I cannot believe what that dirty boy is doing! Let me explain the joke, because it’s obvious you don’t get it. Here, a beloved Disney character’s long nose is going inside the man’s anus, like a penis or a dildo-shaped pencil. It’s funny.

macarena

Do you remember the Macarena? It was a dance from the 1990s, the most memiest of decades. More like the MEMErana, am I right? Ayyyy!

blowjob

He’s getting his back sucked. This is memes.

ffs

Here I’ve put him on the cover of the debut album from FFS, a supergroup combining Franz Ferdinand and Sparks. This one is not memes. I just made it because I like the band.

poopo

Here we see Palmer doing a gigantic dump in the park like a dirty dog. Don’t think about the fact he still has his pants on. It’s a giant dump, people. Do you have to be so fucking pedantic?

alien3

Sigourney Weaver is many things, but there’s one thing she isn’t in this picture – Luckey!

I mean… Lucky.

Palmer Lucky. Luckey.

Palmer Luckey.

Is this memes?

 

 

Edwin Jackson
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Edwin Jackson

Also Jim he’s clearly doing the Twist not the Macarena.

Drake Warnock
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Drake Warnock

Well he DOES have that headset on. Clearly he is doing the virtual twist while everyone else does the Macarena and everyone is just too embarrassed to tell him.

Milestone_RP
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Milestone_RP

Wait, TIME is still a thing that exists? Really? I hadn’t thought they had been relevant for, well, like a freaking decade now.
….also, picture #6 sums up my feelings about Oculus at this point nicely.

Evan. .
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Evan. .

Dank/ Dank would meme again.

SilentPony
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SilentPony

Memes.

Chris Merritt
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Chris Merritt

The first one is glorious.

SpazldRust
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Shame… all meme but no pepe…

Doug McGuffog
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Doug McGuffog

This is memes, isn’t it?

Bode696
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Bode696

Dank memes, top kek. 8/8 m8 would meme again.

Tyler Boone
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Tyler Boone

10/10 would upmeme again

Edwin Jackson
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Edwin Jackson

Talk about Click Bait Jim! Of course I’m going to click a email link featuring a man getting felated I always do!

Jimmy Donnellan
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Jimmy Donnellan

Can confirm that this is IN FACT memes.

Joshua Chap
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Joshua Chap

I giggled with so much joy! Thank you

Tyler Boone
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Tyler Boone

10/10 would meme again

MeriwetherMalodor
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MeriwetherMalodor

Jim, do you know which porn the blowjob one is from? I want to download it.

Eric Larson
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Eric Larson

Good to see my Patreon donations getting put to good use.

oraoraikuze
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oraoraikuze

no banana guy meme?

disappointed

errormaker
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errormaker

I, as a meme connoisseur can guarantee that this meme is at the peak of it’s dankness.

Scott Gregson
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Scott Gregson

But is this dank at the peak of it’s memeness?

Wynne
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Wynne

Thus sprach memes.

Frodo
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Frodo

At least something good came out of that article. 😀

MeriwetherMalodor
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MeriwetherMalodor

Are these memes?

KyleTheDurp
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KyleTheDurp

This was a learning experience.

Isaac Thefallenapple
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Isaac Thefallenapple

This is why we love you Jim. Not your poignant, critical view on this horrible industry but because memes on an internet.

Javier Munoz
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Javier Munoz

So THIS is what memes are! I never new before!

Greyson Xiu
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Greyson Xiu

Aerith lives DLC.

Dragonzeanse
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Dragonzeanse

Slow month?

Jim Sterling
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Comments like these are scientifically the worst comments on any game blog.

NightshadeTB01
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NightshadeTB01

It’s true. I am a scientist.

Dragonzeanse
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Dragonzeanse

But you didn’t even post a render for me to use. 🙁

Wait what
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Wait what

It must be a slow month though. I mean you haven’t even posted any news articles or previews all month.

ENAY
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ENAY

Pretty sure there are about 10 trillion other websites on the Internet that cater towards news articles and previews. Give us das Memes!

Wait what
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Wait what

woosh

TnTyson
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TnTyson

…and yet it’s these sorts of shitty comments that are most likely to get a response from Jim Fucking Sterling Son.

thatdamnrat
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thatdamnrat

Well if Digital Homicide has taught us nothing else, and they haven’t, it’s that being shitty will bring the wrath of Jim ‘Fucking’ Sterling son, down on you.

ENAY
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ENAY

Is this trolls?

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