Podquisition Episode 109: I Had A Plastic Cock (And Mum Didn’t Care)

A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superior Final Fantasy XV porn parody, and Gav’s Music Corner leads to some lovely Cardiacs discussion.

Elsewhere, there’s talk of Super Mario Run, a changed opinion on The Last Guardian, and Nintendo pretends it invented Minecraft first.

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Jabberlove
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Jabberlove

Jim I’m sure somebody has already reminded you that your best-known perfect Jimpersonation is of Skeletor rather than Rita Repulsa or Mr Claw, but I would like to point out that you also have an incredible impression of Jackson Publick as The Monarch in your repertoire which I would love to hear more of. It’s hilarious.

iThinkMyCatIsAFlea
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iThinkMyCatIsAFlea

Hey Jim, any chance you could develop a program that can transcribe your ejaculations into words?

MrFreemantle
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MrFreemantle

Sodding position. Staring Whora Gape, Rim S’yor-ring and Gav Inyorbum.

boylandtheliberator
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boylandtheliberator

Good on gavin for getting an album at aned major repsect for talking abour ginger from the wilderhearts, seen them loads of times. However I am afraid I will not buy said album, not because I don’t thgink gavin’s talent he is nor because he makes music I don’t like its sort of my thing. However hes made it clear he doesn’t like my kind, I of coruse talk about Christians. No w as some one describes and even likes the label Christian, I don’t like when my music or entertainment heroes say stuff about me when they don’t know… Read more »

diamond
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diamond

Over-animation is a problem in Watch Dogs 2, as Marcus’s stealth takedowns last way longer then they should. 90% of the time I got spotted by enemies while trying to sneak through an area was because a takedown wouldn’t finish fast enough for me to be able to get out of the enemies line of sight, the takedowns in the first Watch Dogs in comparison were a lot faster and made it easier to be stealthy.

I share Yahtzee’s opinion on the Share button on the PS4, I wouldn’t use that thing if my life depended on it.

Terriosaurus Hex
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Terriosaurus Hex

Found the minecraft-esque title, it was the GC not 64, just the site is named with 64 in link. The game was “game zero” …I’ll break the link so I can still post this without auto-mod blocking it, just unbreakable it if poss;

ht.tps://
ww.w.unseen64.n et/
2015/11/16/
game-zero-zoonami-gamecube-cancelled/

It’s not entirely the same, but there is often problems with these translations that tend to come across to westerners as a little different in meaning. Bear in mind.

SilentPony
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SilentPony

Okay, porn names for Podquisition.

PoundPosition. Legit disappointed you didn’t come up with this one.
Spunkquisition.
Jim, Gavin and Laura’s Cream Corned Variety Hour.
Cumquisition

rocky63
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rocky63

The random sex and porn talk is getting boring

martiancake
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martiancake

Right, the obvious choice is Jismquisition.

drownedsummer
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drownedsummer

Can we have a weekly segment where Gav comments on the Final Fantasy series.

ATBro
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ATBro

If this episode does anything, it is proving that these guys should start an actual video games porn parody production company.

Taylor Weese
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Taylor Weese

There’s only one proper porn title.

Podqui-fistin’

Janio2
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Janio2

We meet again Free Willy i missed you ?

drownedsummer
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drownedsummer

I remember Fat Willy’s but my Dad sails so I spent a lot of my weekends and holidays in the eighties and nineties at sailing clubs when I was growing up. The actual shop was in a coastal town but I really can’t remember which one.

Fat Willy’s was an actual shop possibly several which sold surfing and windsurfing related stuff If I remember correctly.

diamond
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diamond

Interestingly enough, James Caddick(AKA Caddicarus) wants to be known as Jim from now on(he never liked the name James) to contrast to Jim Sterling not wanting to be called his birthname James Stanton. Just an interesting little coincidence.

i’d love for Caddicarus to be on Podquisition BTW, he was great on the co optional podcast and I think he and Jim would get along great.

Terriosaurus Hex
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Terriosaurus Hex

If those porn writers had any talent and/or passion for writing, would they even be doing porn? Just wondering. With that Nintendo part about Minecraft, there was this story a while back about a prototype N64 game in which the details in the article did compare it to Minecraft, with resource gathering and building, something to do with it needed more computing power or something, I can’t remember exactly. It was reported on the Escapist I am certain. So there is an element of truth to that I believe, just not sure what to search for to find it again… Read more »

The Outsider
Guest
The Outsider

For some reason my Google Chrome crashes only, and I do mean only, when browsing to this site since today. Edge works fine. o_o

Polishfury5000
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Polishfury5000

Can we please have Podquisition Animated on the wicked willies segment? It has to be a critical arc in the “Jim Sterling:Origins” story and needs to be put on a pedestal.

Neto
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Neto

Come on, guys, you didn’t think of the obvious one? Poundquisition!

Silent Hound
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Silent Hound

I thought the immediate answer to my question would have been ‘Rodquisition: Episode XXX’

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

I’m surprised you don’t like FFXV, Gavin. It hits a lot of the same notes as other open-world fantasy games which you’ve said you loved, with a really good combat system to boot.

SilentPony
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SilentPony

Is the audio brexiting for anyone else too? I’ve tried mobile through my browser, desktop browser and the podcast and the audio drops completely silent for seconds at a time, while the track continues, picking up a few seconds later. Loosing only like 2 or 3 seconds a time, but it’s happened 3 times so far and I’m only 3:09 in

Jamesworkshop
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Jamesworkshop

After all those years, somebody must find it enjoyable.

Private Browsing
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Private Browsing

Hey hey you do a good Starscream and Skeletor too, Jim!

サイラス
Guest
サイラス

I still have so many people say to me “But Trico is supposed to be not listen to you at first, just like a real dog creature thing.” and I laugh them out of the room.