Podquisition Episode 122: What The Cuck Is This Anal Bum Party?

This episode’s suffering will be legendary, even in Hell.

There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans.

Somehow, we also get a lot of game chat, from more Zelda thoughts to a hot take on Nier: Automata and more!

Spurious K
Guest
Spurious K

Jim got me to play and enjoy Dynasty Warriors. I’m not most of the world though. But I doubt I am alone in being influenced him on that so… a (very) partial success on that goal? Better than nothing? Not as good as something? 7 out of 10, needed to be several billion more people?

prh99
Guest
prh99

Two hours, Sterling be praised.

Ryan
Guest
Ryan

IS Jim reviewing Neir or nah??

Terriosaurus Hex
Guest
Terriosaurus Hex

As a person who currently has some issues including annoying and quite inhibiting anxiety, I very much envy the lax US regulations for medically prescribed drugs when they sound so awesome and useful when plied to Jim. Give me your drugs, damnit! Must I sing Muse’s Bliss at top volume for your utmost displeasure?? Word on the grapevine is alcohol is not a healthy coping strategy. Ooh, grape nectar…

Terriosaurus Hex
Guest
Terriosaurus Hex

Wednesday? Wh…what you on about, Laura? I thought this was live…why is it Wednesday, Laura?? It’s Thursday…It’s always Thursday, Laura…Why would you say Wednesday? You… you’ve done this a thousand times before…It’s Thursday!
*Sobs quietly in foetal position*

Not.

Wednesday.

Brett J Gau
Guest
Brett J Gau

No Mass Effect talk, right? Wanna make sure before I listen.

Jamesworkshop
Guest
Jamesworkshop

Crossdressing

7/10
GOOD

Ian Goldberg
Guest
Ian Goldberg

Did the nightmare animation ever get name-dropped?

InfamousDS
Guest
InfamousDS

“Activision will put it on every platform…”

With microtransactions, WH-HYUT!!!

padaco
Guest
padaco

banging each others wives/husbands is just a natural part of the business process. I don’t trust anyone if they don’t bang my spouse first. while I watch. and film it.

Austin_sj
Guest
Austin_sj

Drink water and live Jim!

Oliver Mendes
Guest
Oliver Mendes

Are the new site community features going to be like a forum like Reddit or just a Q&A like Ask.FM was?

Chris Schwartz-Brown
Guest
Chris Schwartz-Brown

What is this intro? It was professional and very well done. I don’t like it. I don’t come here to hear who Gavin is before twenty minutes in!

MyBodyIsReady
Guest
MyBodyIsReady

I’m so pumped to play Nier. Someone link me to the time they start talking about it?

darksteel6
Guest
darksteel6

Total Biscuit had a very interesting discussion about the Zelda fanboys on Co Optional.

InfamousDS
Guest
InfamousDS

But Jim! How ca we reproduce it unaltered when you’ve altered it?!

SilentPony
Guest
SilentPony

Breath of the Wild is literally the worst Zelda game on the Switch. Literally. The. Worst.

joe
Guest
joe

what is this some kind of “journalist” squad

Zefram Mann
Guest
Zefram Mann

Waiting for my significant other to awaken before listening, as she always enjoys listening to Jim’s raunchy shenanigans as much as I. The preview image tells me this might be particularly amusing.

Oliver Mendes
Guest
Oliver Mendes

I think Jonathan Holmes summed it up nicely back when he, Jim, and Conrad Zimmerman were doing the Dismal Jesters podcast: “I’ve seen the culture around Nintendo fans change a lot in the past few years where they’ve been made fun of so much for so long now it’s become a much more bitter, angry, sometimes more entitled culture.”

Spartan Prime ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
Guest

MIRACLE OF SOUND IS DOING WORK ON A GAME??? WHAT!? XD

MeriwetherMalodor
Guest
MeriwetherMalodor

My anal bum is ready.

Terriosaurus Hex
Guest
Terriosaurus Hex

My body.

Is.

Ready.

Jamesworkshop
Guest
Jamesworkshop
ThinkingClass
Guest
ThinkingClass

I haven’t listened yet but you guys & girl have made the last 29 minutes of work bearable.

(To quote my wife on our wedding night) “I hope this ain’t shit”

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