Podquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher

On this week’s episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn’t possess anybody. It’s worse than that.

Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.

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Thomas Szaban
Guest
Thomas Szaban

Soup catcher? What is that?
The SOUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL CATCHERRRRRR.

Robert
Guest
Robert
I’m sure by now you’re aware of the reason for inverted colors. What I can attest to is what a difference various color options make. You can’t understand how annoying it is to have so many color-based loot systems in games that don’t account for people like myself who have such a hard time distinguishing to them. When devs like Gearbox and CDPR include color blind modes for their games, it’s a personal and wonderful thing, and allows me to enjoy the respective looting and tracking monsters in Witcher vision, without the constant annoyance of second guessing. Unfortunately simple color… Read more »
Chris
Member

It sure is good you explained that to them, no one else had. Definitely not the two comments immediately prior to this one. Good contribution.

Robert
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Robert

Thanks!!!!! Same to you!!!! Have a great day!!!!

Chris Universe
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Chris Universe
Maybe you’ve already heard this at this point, but there is actually a legitimate reason for Nintendo adding inverted colours and greyscale options to the Switch: enabling either option can sometimes help people with visual impairments such as colour blindness to more easily view the screen. It’s also not exclusive to the Switch; PC’s has had the options for decades, as do phones nowadays. I get that when you first hear about it it sounds kind of silly, but for the people out there who this helps it might mean the difference between being able to comfortably play a game… Read more »
Laura
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Laura

Invert colours is an accessibility accomodation which is profoundly helpful for people who have visual disorders including, for example, some kinds of colour-blindness.

I still love you guys, but laughing uproariously about it was not exactly this team’s coolest moment.

Nitrium
Member

Yeah, about as cool as laughing about trans-gender toilets.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
You realise those are just regular toilets, right? Anyway, I was nodding along with all the people who’ve brought up that it’s an accessibility issue (though some are I think confusing “inverted colors” with “color-blind mode” – v. different beasts, inverted colors is more for people who get eyestrain from reading too much black-on-white text) and that Jim is a teensy bit of an asshole by accident this episode. And then I saw through that layer of things to the Nintendo Move layer below, where Nintendo is releasing this shit in a patch several months after launch; So you also… Read more »
Chris
Member

Indeed. And it’s not like Nintendo labeled them as such on those patch notes. So saying that people should just know that inverted colors help with eye strain (not color blindness, that’s a whole different kind of accessibility that should be there but that this doesn’t cover) is kind of ridiculous.

And it doesn’t change that the switch launched without a bunch of crucial features that still need to be patched in. Because Nintendo.

George
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George

I laughed too because without any direct explanation offered by Nintendo this whole thing just sounded like another one of Nintendo’s pointless gimmicks.

Mewshuji
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Mewshuji

Muzzy was a thing in the States too. Seems to have fallen off the face of the Earth in 2009~11 or so.

Chris Universe
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Chris Universe

It’s funny to me how people always mention Muzzy as something they watched in French, because over here (Sweden) we used to watch it in English during 2nd grade English classes.

I can still hear the echoing sound of that weird mouse princess character repeating the word “plum” over and over again…

SithDuck
Member

Theres plenty of air conditioners on Amazon for £90-800. Apparently only the ones over £250 actually do anything.

Laura is pretty much right about the Xbox live crossplay thing. Phil explained it on the Giantbomb Night Show.

Arella Jardin
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Arella Jardin

Actually, if you just need one room cooled, a cheap window AC should be fine. I bought one for just $110 last year, and even with it 95 outside, I can keep my room a chilly 68. And that’s with a 55″ 4K tv irradiating my face.

Of course, leaving my room to eat or use the bathroom is like stepping out into a sauna. I pretty much live a single room of my house all summer.

George
Guest
George

Gavin, I was about to type how cool and wonderful the summer here on The Great Lakes was, it’s quite nice…well apart from the fact that the water is quite high and a little scary…

YoDude
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YoDude

Ontario is the shit. The prairies suck by comparison.

George
Guest
George

Well it is..until you buy something and realize that there is a 13% tax on everything…
Also, it’s only the weather on Lake Ontario that is nice. Up in the North it’s just as cold and miserable as the rest of the country.

George
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George

lol

YoDude
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YoDude

I know lol. I lived there for a good bit of my childhood. Around Toronto. Warm winters man.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

SCENE: MARIO STANDS ON A BATTLE FIELD OF THE GRIM FUTURE OF THE WARHAMMER 40K UNIVERSE
OPPOSITE HIM, THE BATTLE SCARRED BLUE PLASTEEL-CARBOTANIUM POWER ARMOR OF AN ULTRAMARINE WARRIOR
BEFORE THE ULTRAMARINE CAN REACT, MARIO TOSSES HIS BOGGLE-EYE DEAMON-HATTE AT THE ULTRAMARINE AND VANISHES

A BROWN MOUSTACHE APPEARS ON THE ULTRAMARINE’S HELMET AND THE BLUE TURNS TO RED
THE NEWLY MADE ULTRAMARIOMARINE LEAPS GAILY INTO THE AIR

ULTRAMARIOMARINE: Let’s a-get this a-party Astartes!

Appretaur
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Appretaur

This makes me imagine the early WarCraft 3 cinematic in which Arthas commits his infamous assassination as having played out with Arthas wearing the Mario cap with the eyes. Maybe the hat itself was another corrupting creation of the Lich King and it’s found its way into the disjointed multiverse that makes up Mario Odyssey, and Mario isn’t quite the soul-capturer on top of things that he thinks he is.

“The headpiece that you bear was forged and empowered to steal souls. Yours was the first one it claimed.”

“Then I’ll-a make do without one. What-a is the Lich King’s will?”

Lucas
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Lucas

what an amazing way to open the podcast, Thanks Jim!

Tyson Vanover
Member
I don’t think we will be seeing trading in Pokemon Go any time soon. I have been noodling over how they might implement it and there are a couple of big glaring reasons why they might not. The biggest is the 3rd party cash market problem, especially in a game targeted (ostensibly) at kids. As soon as trading can happen, multiple real money exchanges will almost certainly pop up, and they tend not to have the most above board business practices. As soon as money can be made by selling high value Pokemon then the hacking will shift from annoying… Read more »
Doublep
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Doublep

“The ability to make your controller vibrate so you can find it”…
So you can find it… yeah sure…

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS
I wasn’t going to comment again, but I’m sick of people calling Zelda an open-world RPG. It is not. It has no RPG mechanics aside from the most literal interpretation of “playing a role in a game”. No EXP and no leveling system alone disqualify it. If we include no permanent combat item upgrades since every damn weapon is made of felt and cold piss, no skill upgrades and before you say it the tutorial/tablet and food/armor set bonuses do not count as upgrades because there is no player choice in the former and there are so many hurdles to… Read more »
Huttj
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Huttj

What would you call Zelda, the first one?

No EXP, no Levelling system. No skill upgrades.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

The same thing I’d call every Zelda in the history of the series, including Breath of the Wasteoftime. Narrative-action exploration games.

Kardinal
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Kardinal

Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it.
RPG as a purely mechanical genre descriptor has lost all meaning decades ago. But I guess summer gaming is boring enough for someone to go all Total Tophat and rant over pointless pigeonholing semantics.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS
TB’s idiosyncrasies notwithstanding, Zelda has never been an RPG series. The closest example is Zelda 2 in the main series, and the only actual RPG is the Warriors spin-off. The games have never had traditional RPG mechanics, many of which are still absent from BotW as I pointed out because as much as I hate it is still designed to be as close to a Zelda game as possible around the bullshit core gameplay loop of break weapons and die a lot to odds you are ill-equipped for. Genre definitions, when not a semantic dick measuring contest as favored by… Read more »
delta1z2
Member

Robot Roll Call!
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crooooooooooooooooooooooww!

#3 kiss girl
Guest
#3 kiss girl

Finland mentioned! Let us meet at the marketplace!

Kardinal
Guest
Kardinal

It’s captured because Mario throws his cap to do it. They weren’t annoyed, they made a stupid pun, hence the “well, actually”

SilentPony
Member

So Laura, any thoughts on Beyond Good/Evil 2 being in ‘Day 0 development’?

YoDude
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YoDude

TF does that even mean?

SilentPony
Member

As in when they showed the trailer, they hadn’t even started on the game. Literally all they had was that trailer. They were on Day 0 of development.

A small black-and-white cat
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A small black-and-white cat

MAybe the first trailer, a couple of years back. But if you mean the E3 trailer? No. They did a closed-doors playable demo of the rough stage the game is at, and there is now video online of the gameplay being demonstrated (roughtly 15 mins). It’s not just beginning development at all.

SilentPony
Member

Michel Ancel said after E3 and the reception the trailer got that “We now really believe that we’re going to make this game” but its still in the pre-production phase, having just been started like last week.

A small black-and-white cat
Guest
A small black-and-white cat
I say again: there is a playable demo. People played with it at E3. There is a video on YouTube, which I can’t link because this site never takes links, but go look for yourself. Yes, it’s basically a fancy tech demo, but you don’t get to the stage this is at in a week. There’s a ton of structural art in there, the monkey character model, all the main animations. The monkey takes over a ship and flies it around. There are the camera behaviours which change dramatically in response to what you’re doing, to emphasise scale and show… Read more »
InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

Versus 13 showed gameplay in varying stages for 3 years before disappearing off the face of the Earth for 5 years. They didn’t enter actual production until 2012, the rest was just tech demo and scripted “gameplay”. Even if journalists got their hands on it, 15 minutes of play could be cobbled together in a week provided the artists put in real effort and the programmers managed to make stable code on the first or second pass.

AAA is at their best when bullshitting customers. Believe nothing and hope we aren’t being lied to again.

Chris
Member

It means that all of the times over the years they have sworn they were making it and all the previous things they’ve shown like another CG trailer and art that Ancel has teased have been lies.

Just something to keep in mind, this is a company and a project with a history of just straight up lies and there is no reason to believe this trailer is anything different. Until we actually see gameplay this doesn’t exist.

Wolf
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Wolf

WHOS GOT LONG LEGS GAV?!?!? Ffs im not gunna sleep tonight. #fuckyouskype

gav
Guest
gav

Right Said Fred!

Wolf
Guest
Wolf

Holy shit is that actually you gav?! An honour im sure *curtsy with my mile long legs*

Barloq
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Barloq

Mrs. Bouvier, or whatever her name was, I assumed.

Stephen
Guest
Stephen
The reason I got out of Pokemon Go was too much database management. Egg hatching worked fine, which is what I got most of my joy in it from, but the need to grind dozens of pidgey into candy and evolve a few others for exp after a walk just got to me too much. As for Sony’s ‘reasoning’ for not doing . You’re speculation feels more likely than their explanation, which when it wasn’t being ludicrously corporate amounted to “We need to nanny our players more than Nintendo.” (Actually someone called them on that in an interview, specifically mentioning… Read more »
Ratslayer
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Ratslayer

Muzzy taught English in Russia. It feels so weird remembering that green fuck…

phantomrachie
Member

Muzzy was also used to teach Irish

InfamousDS
Guest
InfamousDS

I just had to do a fire drill in the rain, because weather is apparently the topic of the day.

Stephen
Guest
Stephen

…I wish there was moisture falling from the air rather than hanging around in it…

YoDude
Guest
YoDude

Spent my whole shift chasing thunderstorms. Damn storm kept going east and my jobs kept going east out the city.

Sick of rain rn bud.

Sanrei
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Sanrei

As someone who actually lives in the Conn. town of Niantic that the company that makes Pokemon GO is indirectly named after, I do not know how to feel about Gavin’s comment. We do have quite a lot of Pokestops though for such a non-urban area, so who knows? Great Podcast as always.

Eric the Orange
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Eric the Orange

Oy ya what?! I live on the surface of the sun and it’s 3000K. Come at me mates.

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
Member

You’d be surprised how many neo-nazi groups splinter due to disagreements on who they consider still equal humans or power struggles between aspiring leaders. Look into it if you can stomach it, it’s like badly managed crime syndicates or, dare I say, Christianity and other major religions.

Barloq
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Barloq

Yeah I was just reading yesterday about how the alt-reich is in the midst of a schism because the new blood who have latched onto it aren’t racist enough for the literal nazis at its core.

YoDude
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YoDude

Lol. That’s actually hilarious.

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