Podquisition Episode 7: It’s Not Semen

This week, your ol’ pal Jim manages to get superglue (and it IS glue) all over his hands. It’s very distressing and frightening for him.

Elsewhere, we talk about weird games that involve fighting terrorists as teenage girls, beating horses to death, and fapping in thirty seconds. Also, Ubisoft did something stupid again. Because Ubisoft.

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Plips
Guest
Plips

Um, the Transformers discussion….. they transform. That’s where it goes. Any confusions about size changes and weapon bits can be solved with that fact. They are unpossibly technologically advanced beings. If we can accept that there are giant sentient robots that can change shape at will, why do we need to make excuses for what bits can change and what bits cant?

Seddon4494
Guest
Seddon4494

Your theory about the rubbish game devs being traumatized by Gaben during collage assumes they did a game development cause at collage which, given the quality of their games, I doubt!

Drake Sigar
Guest

My brother special-ordered some crisps for my Birthday, crisps I hadn’t managed to get ahold of for over 20 years – Smiths Grills. You’re probably wondering what happens when you bite into your beloved childhood crisps for the first time in decades. Are they everything your brain remembers? Does it truly live up to the nostalgia?

The answer, is yes. *Punches the air*

Not Lord Atkin
Guest
Not Lord Atkin

hehe… trying your hardest at 7:20

David Fernandez
Guest
David Fernandez

You seem to be quite a mixed bunch with very different backgrounds but somehow the podcast works very well. Those are some very odd games you mention regarding the horse beating and the fapping within 30 seconds, all very peculiar, there are some very strange developers out there with too much time on their hands but still diversity and choice is what keeps the world interesting. I do agree that Nintendo have had a cracking year but wait there’s more with StarFox WiiU and Zelda WiiU coming out this year (hopefully).

T8B
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T8B

Except that we have an Assassin’s Creed set in the modern day. It’s called Far Cry 3

Klutz64
Guest

Here’s the thing about Nintendo: They don’t want people to have the things they make.

From rare games like Xenoblade and Fire Emblem: Awakening, to their recent shenanigans with Amiibo and Game Cube Adapters, Nintendo has clearly shown a disinterest in actually selling products.

Panelhopper
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Panelhopper

Great podcast as always. I hope your hands are ok Jim.

Mr Spoon
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Mr Spoon

I don’t want to sound too fussy Jim, but do you realise the ‘direct download’ for each episode’s page doesn’t link to the mp3. Since my laptop bust, I use the PS3 browser, so twitch and soundcloud are a problem at the moment. I’m sure other devices may have trouble too.
On the subject of those of us with no PC, if you could also export any twitch streams to youtube, that would be very much appreciated, yt is the only way I can see twitch archives.

Alebelly
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Alebelly

Great podcast, again!

Morgan
Guest
Morgan

Yaaaay I didn’t fall asleep during this one. Not saying the last one was boring… But man did I have a weird fish related dream. But not this time! Was fully awake ^_^

matty drew
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matty drew

i just dont understand why you talk about assassins creed games so much, its just like, why? isnt there other worthier games to give voice too

BladedFalcon
Guest
BladedFalcon

Gavin’s Duke Nukem impression was astounding. No joke, he sounded identical to John St. John.

Ciaran
Guest
Ciaran

This podcast alone is giving me my money’s worth. Delightfully silly.

BAH!
Guest
BAH!

“Elsewhere, we talk about weird games that involve fighting terrorists as teenage girls, beating horses to death, and fapping in thirty seconds.”

Me: Eh.

“Also, Ubisoft did something stupid again. Because Ubisoft.”

Me: Damn it, now I HAVE to listen…

Greg
Guest
Greg

These are always a bright spot of my day. And you’ve finally sold me on BoI: Rebirth. Downloading it to my Vita now. The more I hear you enthuse about it, the more surprised I am that it “only” got an Honorary Mention in your Games of the Year show.

Winkits
Guest
Winkits

Laura! How could you miss the obvious line: “Beat the clock while you beat your cock.”

baske
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baske

Its a shame whit the ekko but still great show