Sega 3D Classics Collection Review – Altered Beef

A lovingly crafted collection of games that mostly don’t deserve loving craft.

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Developer: M2, Sega
Publisher: Sega
Format: 3DS
Released: April 26, 2016
Copy provided by publisher

Nintendo, once upon a time, brought 3D Classics to the 3DS, taking some beloved retro games from its historic library and giving them the 3D treatment to make them pop. Because Nintendo is Nintendo, it dragged its heels with the idea to the point where we’ve all pretty much forgotten it was a ever a thing.

However, one company has remained supportive of the concept to the point of trumping Nintendo’s own efforts and making the platform holder look lazy in comparison. While Nintendo is content to just throw up an old NES game and call it a day, Sega has been lovingly rereleasing its Genesis games on the 3DS with a range of special features.

Rather than simply 3D versions of retro games, Sega’s 3D Classics offer a variety of customization options, including full control tweaks, international versions, and screen settings. Some games have all-new features, as Sonic the Hedgehog adding a Spin Dash or Streets of Rage getting an overpowered “Fists of Death” mode.

Sega loves its compilations, so it shouldn’t be surprising at all that the publisher has compiled a bunch of these retouched games together for the Sega 3D Classics Collection, a fun little package of nostalgia that shows off some loving effort, even if it does sport a bizarre choice of games.

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A lot of the usual suspects aren’t featured in this package. When Sega does its obligatory rerelease compilations, one usually expects to find Sonic the Hedgehog 2Golden Axe, and Streets of Rage present. You can at least usually count on seeing Decap AttackComix Zone, and a Shinobi or two. None of these are present in this particular presentation.

Instead, the collection features the following games – Power Drift, Altered Beast, Puyo Puyo 2, Maze Walker, Fantasy Zone II, Fantasy Zone II W, Galaxy Force II, Thunder Blade, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Rather than go for the more recognizable (and frankly better) titles, it appears the 3D Classics Collection has focused more on selecting games that will look more visually impressive on a 3DS. Games like Thunder Blade and Galaxy Force II feature perspectives tailor made for 3D settings with all the crap flying at the screen, while titles such as Power Drift and Maze Walker pop significantly with the handheld’s settings pumped to full.

The problem is that while these titles may be good at showing off the 3D of a system old enough to never need its tech demonstrated again, a lot of them just aren’t very good games.

Altered Beast, for example, is crap. Whatever nostalgia we may have attached to this unfastidious beat ’em up, there’s no escaping how horribly designed it is and always was. Sluggish, mindless, and horribly ugly even for its time, Altered Beast is a continual marvel in how it’s managed to remain a “classic” in spite of how bad it is.

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Even when not total garbage, there are a good chunk of these games that aren’t capable of keeping one hooked. Thunder Blade, Galaxy Force II, Maze Walker and Power Drift are all good to try out one or two times, but I can’t say I feel any strong urge to play them now or ever.

I’ve always got time for some Fantasy Zone II, and the two versions presented here are put together with some cool extra features – they also look terrific in 3D. There are two versions because one was included for posterity, while another is an enhanced remake with an all-new endless mode.

Puyo Puyo 2 wasn’t released in the West and comes to this collection with its Japanese localization intact. This is another rock solid addition and well worth checking out. Unlike most of the games featured, this one is capable of retaining a player’s attention for more than five minutes, mostly because it’s a Puyo Puyo game, which is hard not to get sucked into for long periods of time.

Then of course there’s Sonic the Hedgehog, which is Sonic the Hedgehog, and is on the collection because Sega needed a Sonic game. It’s still good fun, but we should all have about a thousand versions of this game on our collected systems by now.

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I don’t want to be so down on the collection, because M2 has gone above and beyond in its efforts to make these games more than simple ports. Unfortunately, the “classics” chosen just don’t make for a good compilation, and I couldn’t justify getting the whole bundle just for the couple of games worth keeping around.

Sega 3D Classics Collection is a fantastic presentation of mostly mediocre games, like a beautifully shot and directed movie featuring David Duchovny in its leading role.

6/10
Alright

David Wurzel
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David Wurzel

“Altered Beast, for example, is crap.”

Fucking finally. I’m baffled as to how this game keeps getting brought up as one of Sega’s true classics – it was horrible back when it released and it’s even less tolerable now.

Sega created countless brilliant games during the late 80’s and early 90’s – Altered Beast was never one of them.

MM
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MM

I loved Altered Beast back in the day. Maybe its very “ugliness” was what gave its “beyond the grave” feel, it certainly gave a bit of ‘fear’ in the kid I was then. (tho not as much as XCOM 2). Jim, didn’t you had an episode, not long ago, arguing how today’s monsters and undead are not scary because they’re just too “clean”? Too “pretty”? Perhaps even “cute”? Sanitized.. “Photoshoped”.. You gotta embrace the ugliness, that episode was genius and I think it applies to old games as well. Now, granted, if I compare Altered Beast to its successors, of… Read more »

Penguin
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Penguin

I actually enjoy Altered Beast. It’s not great, but it’s a good bit of fun, and I remember when I played it in co-op on the Mega Druve Ultimatr Collection. Good times

The Winchester Kid
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The Winchester Kid

How can you make fun of David Duchovny, history’s greatest acting robot?

Benson
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Benson

I wouldn’t mind a list from Jim showing what games he plans to review eventually just so we know.

Jack Burton
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Jack Burton

“like a beautifully shot and directed movie featuring David Duchovny in its leading role”

That is one of the greatest analogies of our time … so funny, good stuff Jim

Xyra
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Xyra

When this collection was first announced, I felt very perplexed about the choices of games aside from Sonic and Puyo Puyo. But the games in this collection were specifically chosen because of their 3D-ness. It’s a shame that most of the games are mediocre in a modern day context. Except Altered Beast, which just plain sucks. I honestly hope Puyo Puyo gets a standalone release though, that’s just a fantastic and timeless puzzle game and North America doesn’t get enough of them. I think currently Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine is all we have on the 3DS eShop as an alternative… Read more »

det.bullock
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det.bullock

So I’m not the only one that finds Altered Beast to be a mediocre game, fortunately I have the habit of trying roms before buying costly game cartridges for my collection and I saw right away it wasn’t worth it. It really pales in comparison to other Sega beat ’em ups, a pity Sega tended to make very stupid mistakes in that field at the time of the Mega Drive. They never really pushed the Golden Axe series on console after the first installment, Golden Axe 2 was a good gameplay improvement over the first but they could have given… Read more »

HisDivineOrder
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HisDivineOrder

Altered Beast is the Dark Souls of its time.

Yep. I done went there.

/drop the mic

Hahaha, j/k. Actually, I remember playing it in an arcade. (Remember those?) It was… I always felt it belonged right next to the Robocop arcade game. Cheap as cheap can be. You were just throwing quarters away on games like that.

leecherboy
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leecherboy

“Altered Beast is crap.”
Hah, who are you trying to fool, Jim? We already know it’s the Citizen Kane of videogames!

http://www.destructoid.com/altered-beast-gaming-s-citizen-kane-143324.phtml

Enuo
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Enuo
Brotown
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Brotown

I am a little curious as to how old some of these commenters are that are casting grey clouds over the likes of Golden Axe and such. If you were 9-14 at the time of Genesis’ prime..it was awesome. Plain and simple. Golden Axe and any of the Road Rash…fuck yeah

Milestone_RP
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Milestone_RP

Every time I wonder why Altered Beast never got the “reboot” treatment, it’s usually one of my friends from the other side of the ‘pond that reminds me about the Playstation game.
Ditto for Golden Axe.

Holy shit, some of these Sega properties just have not been given the chance to be something good. But I guess that explains why Sega’s in the position it’s in now.

🙁

SmaMan
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SmaMan

The annoying thing is I already own most of these games individually since they were released on the Nintendo eShop years ago.

But some of these aren’t available there and probably won’t ever be. My inner Sega fanboy is screaming!

SilentPony
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SilentPony

I kinda’ wonder if with the new 3D technology if we’re ever gonna see HD releases of the SuperScope games.
Yoshi’s Island with a bazooka was surprisingly fun.

Stephen Mc Devitt
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Stephen Mc Devitt

I just want Golden Axe again.

CaitSeith
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CaitSeith

6/10!? You’re just a Nintendo fanboy, jealous that Sega does what Nintendon’t! /s

SomeoneElse
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SomeoneElse

I’m hoping they’ll get the Ferrari license back if they do another collection. That’s my only gripe about their 3D Outrun.

SomeoneElse
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SomeoneElse

Just to note: Fantasy Zone and Maze Walker are both the SMS versions. Not sure what extra settings they have, though.

MyBodyIsReady
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MyBodyIsReady

If you own a Vita just buy the PSP Sega Megadrive collection. More games, better games & a cheaper price

MJC
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MJC

About time somebody pointed out that Altered Beast is crap.

Between that and Ashens having pointed out that Golden Axe is crap once, at least I know I’m not totally alone in thinking that Altered Beast and Golden Axe are terrible examples of beat’em ups and you can do a lot better.

SomeoneElse
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SomeoneElse

I personally enjoyed Galaxy Force 2, but apparently there’s a version that adds continues that should have been an option. Also I think Fantasy Zone 2 has a new song that fits well with the others, though I could be thinking of their treatment of the first Arcade one.

woopywoo
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woopywoo

Even if the selection of games is a little off-putting, at least we have that wonderful cover art to stare at. I always love it when Ken Sugimori is given the chance to draw non-Pokemon art.

Error 52
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Error 52

This is actually the second compilation of 3D Classics released. The first had a better collection of games, but was japan only. (Also, in japan, if you had a save file of the first compilation, you can get fantasy zone 1 on the second one.)