Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim – The PS4’s Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)

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I swear this is a real thing that is on the PlayStation Store. I promise you it has the nerve to charge $19.99.

Maybe I’m paranoid, but I’m starting to think this is an elaborate, industry-wide attempt to gaslight me.

That, and this might be a Spear of Destiny spiritual successor?

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7 Comments on "Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim – The PS4’s Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)"

justinb
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justinb
Oh my…. I just sat here for 13 minutes with my jaw down to my knees in stupefied horror. Are you sure From Software isn’t playing a joke on the world with this? I mean, I believe you, I just can’t believe what i’m seeing. It’s even got the “You Died” piece. What is the point of paying for Playstation Plus…if you can’t even trust whats going to be put up on the storefront? Steam Green light had tons of shit, but I wasn’t paying them any money to have access to online gaming or deals on games. I was… Read more »
Hugrid
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Hugrid

The problem is that with the PSN having such a reputation for strictness, it probably means that when a game gets onto the PSN it can probably leverage that into getting on to the switch with minimal oversight because Nintendo assumes Sony has already done that for them.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

Love ya, Jim. Never change you glorious creature.

IntronEx
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IntronEx

I’ve never felt that the modern gaming industry was asking for a crash, but… this feels familiar. At some point people will be fatigued by this, and they’ll give up on sifting through the endless near-scams, retreads, freemium/loot box shit,and “Early Access” for whatever gems are left.

Galactix100
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Galactix100

Not sure if there’ll be a full on crash but I can see some of the bigger companies going from a strong position to something much more precarious in the near future because they won’t stop acting like total [♪SKELETON WARRIORS♫] all the time.

Gorantharon
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Gorantharon
I’m weirdly excited/curious for 2018 in that regard. The latter half of 2017 has had so many big companies irritate customers on a large scale from EA to ActiBlizz, be it loot boxes or game directions. Decently big projects have failed hard and even juggernauts like LoL seem to be dangerously close to breaking point. (Their forums read much like WoW at Cata times.) It’s not just heaps of shovelware on Steam from small scale scummy devs, but open disdain and disregard towards trusting customers on a large scale. We’ll see if 2018 will be a year of people accepting… Read more »
paul
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paul

As long as people like shooting stuff with guns the industry will be just fine.