The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to!

Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can’t deliver the goods.

This movie is out of its damn mind.

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The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant’s performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie.

Why doesn’t the world’s best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters?

Hitman 2007 isn’t just a bad movie, it’s infuriating.

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter – The Movie

Raul Julia’s amazing performance, Vega’s fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason.

These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that’s just like Rush Hour.

Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It’s brilliant.

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The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead

“You created it all so you could live forever. Why?”

Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll’s classic cinematic dog turd.

Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega’s island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever.

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Podquisition Episode 29: Black Widow Motel

Conrad Zimmerman joins the crew this week to talk about E3 and how it destroys everybody’s hopes and dreams. We reminisce about E3s past – more specifically, that time Destructoid operated out of the notorious Black Widow Motel.

Elsewhere, we chat about Hyrule Warriors coming to 3DS, Dark Souls 3, and Gavin goes for a piss when we bring up amiibo again.

Also, one of us is very sick this week. They do an admirable job and deserve applause. Lots of applause.