The Bullshit Roundup: Battlefield 1 and Deus Ex Get Microtransactions, Watch Dogs 2 Spams Us With Special Editions

Time for more stinking bullshit, delivered to you on an unwashed platter full of sick and blood. We’re here once more to bang on about the same old crap the “AAA” industry shoves down our throat, because lordy knows few other places bother.

On today’s edition of Bullshit Roundup, we’ve got two more cases of microtransactions announced for unreleased premium games, and Ubisoft is at it again with another ludicrous selection of collector’s editions for Watch Dogs 2.

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The Jimquisition: Game Industry Executives Are Fucking Idiots

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Battlefield 1 has turned a lot of heads. Its announcement video is the most liked trailer on YouTube. Hell, even I’M interested in it.

Electronic Arts executives, however, didn’t want it to happen, which is sadly true of a lot of executives in this industry. People who know nothing, yet are paid to control everything.

They’re idiots, and we’ll never know what potential future successes they killed in the womb.

The Bullshit Roundup: EA’s Star Wars Rushing, Nintendo’s Minecraft Mess, FOX’s Content Theft

Time for another slice of bullshit from the big budget games industry, served steaming for your tasty pleasures.

On today’s edition, Electronic Arts admitted to gimping Star Wars Battlefront, Family Guy did a naughty thing, and Nintendo’s overreaching ContentID policy has seen it seize ad revenue it had absolutely no right to.

Oh what fun. What giddy, giddy fun!

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The Jimquisition: The Depressing Joy Of Garden Warfare

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Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 has become one of my favorite games, and that should make me happy. I mean, it does… but it’s sort of depressing.

When AAA games come out and give you everything you expect, it’s a cause for celebration. That we DO celebrate when things do what they’re supposed to is indicative of a problem.

But seriously, I really love that game about flowers and corpses.

The Jimquisition: Early AAAccess

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I swear this is NOT yet another episode about Steam Early Access! It’s actually about Street Fighter V, and games of a similar ilk.

It’s just a really, really good title for the episode this week, as we talk about “AAA” games released in a deliberately unfurnished state with content promised later down the line.

God damn, is Early AAAccess a great title, though.

The Bullshit Roundup: Randy Lies, EA Cries, Mortal Kombat Dies

This edition of Bullshit Roundup relies heavily on the more common definition of the word “bullshit,” as two of our stories describe intense peddlers of it. Both Electronic Arts and Randy Pitchford have made some real “wait, really?” statements this week.

Warner Brothers is keeping it real with some true corporate shite, however, delivering Mortal Kombat X news that is not making fans happy.

Let’s cut to the bullshit!

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