Dynasty Warriors 9 – The Worst Dynasty Warriors Game Ever Made (Jimpressions)

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Dynasty Warriors 9 is an absolute mistake. The open world actively ruins the flow of the game, the new combat system is a homogenizing step back, and as for what they DID to Zhang He…

Make no mistake about it, this is the worst Dynasty Warriors game of them all, at least as far as mainline entries go.

Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim – The PS4’s Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)

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I swear this is a real thing that is on the PlayStation Store. I promise you it has the nerve to charge $19.99.

Maybe I’m paranoid, but I’m starting to think this is an elaborate, industry-wide attempt to gaslight me.

That, and this might be a Spear of Destiny spiritual successor?