The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Oh hello there, it’s time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time.

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it’s one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn’t just plain bad.

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil – Afterlife

https://soundcloud.com/jimquisition/the-spin-off-doctors-resident-evil-afterlife

(Apparently the Soundcloud file doesn’t want to embed on the site today, which is a new way in which it’s fucking up for me. Why not, eh?)

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again – sober this time – for a feature-length evisceration.

Watching it twice without chemical help? It’s so, so much worse.

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler’s dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better… or at least something.

The Making Of JimSAW

Halloween is over, and The Jimquisition Halloween Special was released to a surprisingly great reception. It’s not that I didn’t expect – or at least hope – for some people to dig it, I just didn’t expect it to be so overwhelmingly positive.

JimSAW, which is more or less the first semi-serious attempt I’ve had at making a short semi-film, was a labor of love and hard work that relied on the talent of a lot of incredible people.

Now I’m going to be self-indulgent and talk about how we put it all together.

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