The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

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Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday’s of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Is The Best Worst Movie I’ve Seen

For an upcoming episode of The Spin-off Doctors, I had to watch Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. I’ve always liked the first one for the B-movie cheese it was but had dreaded the sequel, its reputation as a truly awful film preceding it.

I wish I’d watched it sooner, because Annihilation is easily the best bad film I’ve seen. I’m even including top-tier trash like The Room and Troll 2 in that list. No movie is as consistently fucked up, as relentlessly packed with nonsense, as Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

To prime you for our upcoming… assessment… and to try and convince you to ruin your Saturday night, here’s a pictorial tour through some of the movie’s “best” moments.

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The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Oh hello there, it’s time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time.

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it’s one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn’t just plain bad.

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil – Afterlife

(Apparently the Soundcloud file doesn’t want to embed on the site today, which is a new way in which it’s fucking up for me. Why not, eh?)

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!