The Jimquisition: How Nintendo Can Make Up For Being Total Dickheads

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Look, we all know about the NES Classic’s discontinuation by now. That’s not worth rehashing.

Instead, let’s heal these wounds and look at the ways in which Nintendo could show it truly was sorry. That’s what Reggie said. He said they were sorry.

The Jimquisition is ready to forgive… with conditions.

Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!

The Jimquisition: Nintendo – A Shit Distributor And Fuckheaded Toymaker

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Nintendo’s manufactured scarcity is a commonly known deal, and it’s just getting beyond ludicrous.

The NES Classic is the latest farce, shipping to stores in pitiful numbers despite well-known demand.

Basically, Nintendo’s a fucked up toymaker thinking everything it makes is a goddamn Hatchimal, whatever the hell THAT is!