Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H’ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True Hardcore Gamers around the Internet.
Wrapping up my thoughts on Super Mario Odyssey, including the post-game, as I show off this undeniable GOTY candidate.
Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle is one of those game concepts that on paper simply should not work. Rabbids are essentially the late 2000’s equivalent of the Minions – screeching, vulgar, nondescript vehicles for fast-paced slapstick aimed at children. Mario is one of the most iconic video game characters of all time, who goes on focused and goal-oriented quests to save the world.
Neither use guns.
Putting both into a turn based strategy RPG shooter setting together simply doesn’t sound like a good idea on paper.
First and foremost, The Jimquisition went to Mississippi Comic-Con and I got roughed up by Jason Voorhees.
Of lesser importance is our main story. Cross-platform play is being embraced by both Microsoft and Nintendo. As with mods, Sony’s being a spoilsport again.
As Minecraft and Rocket League let Xbox One and Switch players interact, PS4 folks once again get stuck with inferior products.
The Jimquisition names its inaugural Winners & Losers of E3!
What killed? What died? We celebrate and jeer what Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo, Bethesda, Electronic Arts, and Ubisoft had to offer.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is fantastic, and everybody knows it.
There’s less of a consensus on its “Smart-Steering” option, an accessibility feature that some argue against because it’s an accessibility feature.
Bonus Content: Life Haxz with Jim Sterling
Look, we all know about the NES Classic’s discontinuation by now. That’s not worth rehashing.
Instead, let’s heal these wounds and look at the ways in which Nintendo could show it truly was sorry. That’s what Reggie said. He said they were sorry.
The Jimquisition is ready to forgive… with conditions.
Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!