Metabombed: Mass Effect: Andromeda Is ‘Unbelievably Sad’

The review teardown of Mass Effect: Andromeda was something of a slow burn – while we can normally post a Metabomb article within a day or two of the game’s release, it took some time for the grudge against BioWare’s latest to push back those defending it.

I’m not exactly sure when the scales finally tipped, but as the humble historian who catalogues such things, it is my duty to inform you that Andromeda has been Metabombed!

Yeah, it’s ages since the game came out, but sod it. Let’s do what we usually do anyway. It’s content, right?

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The Jimquisition: Goodbye Greenlight

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Steam Greenlight, while once a promising and perhaps even noble endeavor, became a shitting tip in a year.

Greenlight, aka Greenblight, aka Memelight, a service that did not so much open the floodgates as pull them off the hinges and sell the bastards for scrap metal.

Now it’s gone, so let’s give it the funeral it deserves!

Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!

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The Jimquisition: Of Course You Realize, This Means Wargaming

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As The Jimquisition gears up for change, we’re reminded that some things stay the same – like spurious YouTube copyright threats.

World of Tanks‘ very own Wargaming.net has been misusing words like “defamation” in order to try and scare its own community… and it’s time for an expert to step in.

Because this isn’t about World of Tanks… this is about OUR shit being fucked with. Again.

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