Podquisition Episode 22: Two Monkeys Shagging A Barn Owl

What happens when monkeys and barn owls get frisky? Who knows? What we DO know is that an Italian doctor claims he can do head transplants, and that he’s tied to a conspiracy theory surrounding Metal Gear Solid V. That’s fun!

We also know that Ubisoft manages to somehow release a buggy sidescroller, and that a new Overlord game is happening. We know about John Cena dating sims, and we know about Dark Souls.

We know so much!

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Podquisition 21: Home Alone In Oddworld – With Guest Lorne Lanning!

The gang are joined this week by a special guest – Oddworld mastermind Lorne Lanning! We chat about how going indie has helped creativity, confuse Gone Home with Home Alone, and naturally chat about Oddworld and Abe!

We also discuss Mortal Kombat X‘s shameful DLC, free-to-play psychology, Laura’s latest sex game, and Jim Sterling’s ownage of Blighttown. Oh, and stick around for the ending, as we have an exclusive clip of Gavin’s upcoming song based on Bloodborne!

Forgive the audio quality this week. It’s not terrible, but we had to make it a single call due to bringing in Lorne, so connections were a bit spotty.

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Podquisition Episode 20: Sex With A Man-Parrot

On this week’s intrepid audio adventure, we talk about having sex with cars and various were-animals, because why the heck not? We also discuss Jim’s three-day Dark Souls binge and what it’s done to his psyche, and TRY not to ramble on about Bloodborne again.

Also, Gav and Laura had been drinking prior to the recording. It’s actually surprising how non-obnoxious they are, because they’re professionals through and through. Still, Gav REALLY wants you to know he’s been drinking!

Podquisition Episode 19: Iwata Does A Poo Poo

On this week’s perfectly sensible episode, we discuss Iwata doing a massive poo on Nintendo Direct, something that will definitely happen one day. We also talk about how Jim is 100% medically not-quite-dying, and Laura took a selfie with the corpse of a schoolgirl.

Gavin has finally played Bloodborne, so for all of you who are sick to death of the idea of people enjoying games that you don’t like, be warned – Gavin likes Bloodborne. A lot.

Podquisition Episode 18: Pillars of Bloodborne Tooth Sex

The show is late this week because one of us almost died. So yeah, sorry about that. Find out how one of us nearly died on this episode, where you’ll also learn what that near-death experience did to the person’s tits!

Elsewhere, an imp has sex with Anne Hathaway’s teeth, we talk about Bloodborne and look at its salty user reviews, there’s a little bit of chat concerning Game of Thrones and Life Is Strange, and MANY OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!

Podquisition Episode 17: Arse Confetti

Does the fun ever end? No. It never, ever ends. Even when we wish it would.

This week, the crew talks about weird VR things, as Laura enjoys some virtual porn and a man pulling confetti out of his secret garden. We also chat a bit about whether or not Battlefield Hardline was tone deaf, getting trapped in a coffin, and we laugh at the BAFTA win for Destiny. Because it’s funny.

Also, who the fuck is Dynamo and why is he anywhere?

Podquisition Episode 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?

On this week’s episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil’ bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug.

Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!

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Podquisition Episode 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation

Gavin is away for a week because he’s too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan?

Nowhere. Nowhere else.

We also talk about why we’re not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy’s some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!

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Podquisition Episode 14: The $386,000 Special Edition

This week’s episode is just ridiculous. When we’re not busy laughing at ourselves, we ask Gavin about Assassin’s Creed: Unity for no good reason, as well as discuss some Kirby and Resident Evil Revelations 2.

Then we bang on about Dying Light’s ridiculous $386,000 special edition, which is comedy gold, and we deduce that Eastenders is the Warhammer 40,000 of soap operas. All in all, a good show had!

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Podquisition Episode 12: The Buckfast Problem

On this week’s episode, we get a few rounds of attacking Ubisoft in before Gav shows up, and Laura tortures herself with the vicious taste of Buckfast. We also discuss The Many Lies of Peter Molyneux, and chat more about Evolve, because of course we do.

Elsewhere, there’s excitement for Bethesda’s E3 conference, and we discuss all the ways in which Netflix could make its Legend of Zelda TV series absolutely awful!