Poignant, clever, and creepy as all hell!
Metal Gear Survive is here, and it’s worse than I expected.
I thought they’d at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead it truly is a derivative, irritating, bog-standard survival game.
There was so much rubbish to laugh at I forgot to even mention the microtransactions!
Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing on Hard Mode.
So… here we go.
Dynasty Warriors 9 is an absolute mistake. The open world actively ruins the flow of the game, the new combat system is a homogenizing step back, and as for what they DID to Zhang He…
Make no mistake about it, this is the worst Dynasty Warriors game of them all, at least as far as mainline entries go.
Another amazing piece of “work” comes to PlayStation 4 (also available on Microsoft’s storefront, but not Xbox One).
Let’s just say Life of Black Tiger has some serious competition now.
I swear this is a real thing that is on the PlayStation Store. I promise you it has the nerve to charge $19.99.
Maybe I’m paranoid, but I’m starting to think this is an elaborate, industry-wide attempt to gaslight me.
That, and this might be a Spear of Destiny spiritual successor?