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Shenmue was rereleased this week. It should have been remastered because even for its time, this “bold” game takes serious liberties.
Why is there lag in Streets of Rage? LAG?
EDIT: Video will be back online shortly. Wrong version uploaded, fixed one coming.
The Yakuza series may not have gigantic open worlds, but they’re bigger and better than any sprawling map found in your typical “AAA” game these days.
Extra Content: Fuck Konami News.
For all I could criticize Nintendo for, I could never begrudge it rescuing Bayonetta from the scrapheap and continuing to have faith in the series.
I’ll also happily take the excuse to play Bayonetta 2 again!
Sonic Mania is a brilliantly staged celebration of the past that acts as a true sequel to the Genesis line of games.
Yakuza 0 reviews went up yesterday – at least as far as the worldwide edition of the game is concerned – but no words written could describe the game better than the game itself can.
For those familiar with the series, Yakuza‘s weird sense of humor and eccentric scenarios are nothing new. For yours truly, Sega’s gangsterial action-adventure prequel was nothing short of a revelation.
My DualShock 4’s Share button was given the workout of its life while I played this. The amount of dialog and imagery that needs further examination is more than I can legitimately handle. The following screenshots are a mere fraction of what’s on offer.
Let’s look at some of the bizarre shit I saw!
Discussing emulation as a games pundit can be risky business – it’s a taboo subject, and you can’t be seen to endorse it even slightly.
However, the existence of emulation ought to be treated more importantly and taken seriously, especially when you consider how devalued a lot of older games can become.
Also this week – highlights from Sonic’s 25th anniversary shitshow, and some amusing #FucKonami News.
“You created it all so you could live forever. Why?”
Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll’s classic cinematic dog turd.
Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega’s island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever.
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