The Jimquisition: A Bitter Post-Mortem Of Modern Warfare Remastercarded

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New Jimquisition, Old Grudges.

It’s time for another of our grisly post-mortems, as we pick up the rusted scalpel and cut open Modern Warfare Remastered.

Here’s how Activision turned one of the most influential shooters of all time into the worst game of last year.

Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!

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The Jimquisition: Of Course You Realize, This Means Wargaming

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As The Jimquisition gears up for change, we’re reminded that some things stay the same – like spurious YouTube copyright threats.

World of Tanks‘ very own Wargaming.net has been misusing words like “defamation” in order to try and scare its own community… and it’s time for an expert to step in.

Because this isn’t about World of Tanks… this is about OUR shit being fucked with. Again.

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The Jimquisition: Prey‘s Demo & Arkane’s Cock Cigarette

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Demos aren’t exactly fashionable, and Prey not having one on PC is technically a non-issue.

Or it would have been, had Arkane’s reasoning not been so thoroughly and astoundingly wrong. At least when you think about it more than Arkane has.

Bonus Content: Elite Gaming Wisdom with Duke Amiel Du H’ardcore.

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The Jimquisition: How Nintendo Can Make Up For Being Total Dickheads

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Look, we all know about the NES Classic’s discontinuation by now. That’s not worth rehashing.

Instead, let’s heal these wounds and look at the ways in which Nintendo could show it truly was sorry. That’s what Reggie said. He said they were sorry.

The Jimquisition is ready to forgive… with conditions.

Bonus Content: Oh, Ubisoft!

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The Jimquisition: Exposure

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Every game blog wants to make a name for itself, but that desire can sometimes be fulfilled in a most undesirable way. I mean, look what happened to Brash Games!

It doesn’t pay its writers, it revokes author credits when people leave, and its owner has over a decade of duplicitous, shady shit to answer for.

A number of us pooled our resources and drew on many anonymous sources to blow this publication wide open and oh dear is there some grimy shit pooling in its guts.

Bonus Content: Fuck Konami News

(Special Thanks:

Kirioth, whose communication and help has been invaluable. Check out his own video on Brash: https://youtu.be/SU0YuEoNG7U

Nathan Hanover for writing this lovely tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbdo2ZvWVJA

Open Critic, showcasing integrity and a sense of standards: http://c.opencritic.com/releases/BrashGames.pdf

The many, MANY former associates and employees of Paul Ryan (not that one) who provided me more dirt than I could handle!)

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The Jimquisition: Bullshitstorm

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Oh Gearbox, will you ever learn?

So the great minds running the Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition scene decided to compound its ludicrous MSRP by partnering with G2A. Yes that G2A, the notoriously scummy one that profits from fraud.

How did that turn out, and what does it say of this industry that it happened in the first place? Let’s find out together, you POG freaks!

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The Jimquisition: Talking Steam… Directly

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Your ol’ pal Jim Sterling was at Valve HQ to talk about Steam’s future, including Steam Direct, Curators, and what to do about certain fucknuts.

Presented for your enjoyment is my assessment of the meeting and my thoughts toward the future of Steam and potential LACK of future certain fucknuts have.

Bonus Content: Fuck Konami News 

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The Jimquisition: Zombies, Spider Heads, Hammers, And Menus

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The Jimquisition takes time out from personal, embittered, GAF thread-locking drama topics and reheats a favorite kitchen dish – let’s slow roast some asset flips for maximum flavor!

From familiar zombies to a tragic arachnid with a great past and no future, we look at the most overused assets money can buy, and warn Steam Direct to look for the telltale signs of a bad, bad developer.

Bonus Segment: Oh Ubisoft

(“March of the Sterling Jester” cover by Nathan Hanover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd8nE8TN5xQ

UnitZ reactions compiled by Ruslidmit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3PpXsax-sQ)

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