The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

“Altman’s script skewers everything in its wake, poking fun at virtually anything it can gets its bloody hands on. But underneath all the pop culture banter lies an effective film, with some palpable tension and enough blood, grue and boobs to surprise even the most jaded zombie movie hater.”

– Bloody Disgusting Dot Com.

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

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Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday’s of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

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The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Oh hello there, it’s time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time.

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it’s one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn’t just plain bad.

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil – Afterlife

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(Apparently the Soundcloud file doesn’t want to embed on the site today, which is a new way in which it’s fucking up for me. Why not, eh?)

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!