Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn’t get everything so very wrong.
Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.
Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he’s much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow… but what is that accent?
Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.
Oh hello there, it’s time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time.
Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it’s one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn’t just plain bad.
Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.
(Apparently the Soundcloud file doesn’t want to embed on the site today, which is a new way in which it’s fucking up for me. Why not, eh?)
Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!
More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!
Look, you can’t not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion.
I mean… you can… but we couldn’t. And it’s not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don’t like it, you’ll have to listen to another show. I mean it’s gleeful.
Also, this movie is crap.
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again – sober this time – for a feature-length evisceration.
Watching it twice without chemical help? It’s so, so much worse.
Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler’s dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better… or at least something.