The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence.
Let’s enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.
Complete nonsense. Absolutely, thorough, infuriating nonsense. That’s the best way to describe Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
It’s a shorter running time this week because the film has about ten minutes of plot running through 90 minutes of gibberish.
Despite that, this is actually one of our most entertaining episodes. A triumph, considering what we were working with.