Darksiders III – DarkSoulsSiders (Jimpressions)

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Darksiders used to be a damn good copy of Zelda. Now it’s a damn awful ripoff of Dark Souls. Yet another game that doesn’t understand why the Souls series is successful, THQ Nordic’s heartbreaking Darksiders III annoys and exasperates at every turn.

On top of that, it’s a stripped down sequel, thoroughly reduced in scale compared to Darksiders II… and the first Darksiders, for that matter! It’s ugly, its performance is horrible, and goes so far in cloning Dark Souls it even starts stealing lore and terminology. Utter garbage.

Lock’s Quest Review – Lock It Up

Usually when a game is remastered or ported, I “remaster” my review of the original game.

Lock’s Quest was one of my favorite portable games ever when I reviewed it in 2008.

Seriously, I loved it a lot, and I was utterly thrilled to get a chance to review it all over again!

Now that it’s on PC, PS4, and Xbox One, I had to remaster my review in a manner different from the norm.

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