King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!
“You created it all so you could live forever. Why?”
Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll’s classic cinematic dog turd.
Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega’s island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever.
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