The Official #FucKonami T-shirt Is Here!

Celebrate the #FucKonami phenomenon (because it IS a phenomenon) in style with a BRAND new shirt from The Jimquisition Store!

The #FucKonami shirt is now available for your purchasing glee! It’ll be officially available from October 7, but you can do that pre-order thing if you want. I’m not a pre-orderer myself, but that’s how these printing sites do their thing, so it’s NOT ME DOING IT OKAY!?

Not convinced you need one of these? Check out the amazing sales pitch below!

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Nothing says “bargain” like “SJW cunt,” right?

Get to purchasing!

Schalk van Vuuren
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Schalk van Vuuren

I remember watching a livestream of Sargon of Akkad in which someone asked about Jim and Sargon replied with “I think Jim Sterling is very fat. But I like him, except when he’s being a wanker.”

I agree with what he said, except that I like it when Jim’s a wanker as well, that’s basically the best Jim.

Susy Q
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Susy Q

Jim I didn’t know you are a sexy Jewish women! I should of known it is so obvious. Anyway I will buy the shirt. Hope I can can get by the time my birthday comes around i want to wear it!

Rover86
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Rover86

I love the outrage over “SWJ’s”

Some people challenge the idea that your world view is the neutral apolitical default view so the most natural and sane reaction is to freak out over nefarious “political agendas” and start coming up with derisive terms and vehemently opposing any debate
Which ironically is exactly what the extremists on the other side do too.

I like Jim, I may not always agree with him but his position is always reasonable and argued, rather than dogma.

NikStellar
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NikStellar

I wish I was a Sexy Jedi Watchman. I read about this very interesting specialization role and I have to say, it suits you very well Jim. I believe it’s a spot on description of your job:
“Or perhaps it is investigating the mysteries of the galaxy, seeking out injustice, and bringing it to light? Such are the ways of the Jedi Watchman…”
―Former Jedi Master Kreia

Johney
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Johney

I know the SJ stands for Sex Jalopy, but I have no idea what the W could be.

VaughnCrowley
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VaughnCrowley

Jim Sterling isn’t an SJW. An SJW is someone who has a loose understanding of social justice issues at hand and bludgeons their bullshit and skewed ideas of ‘justice’ into other people, forcing them to adhere to what they say is ‘right’. Jim is more of a social justice bard. He stands over there, being the big games talky man he is, and talks about social injustice, and condemns people who are being especially [♪SKELETON WARRIORS♫]. Jim Sterling is about as SJW as TotalBiscuit in that he beliefs that harassment is not okay, ever, and that human beings should be… Read more »

Marina Principle
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Marina Principle

If #FucKonami isn’t a social justice issue then I don’t know what is.

Jumwa
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Any time someone brings up an irrelevant tantrum on SJWs, I’m reminded of the Bicycle Repairman skit from Monty Pytho’s Flying Circus. https://youtu.be/rxfzm9dfqBw?t=180

Hendrick Tallardar
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Hendrick Tallardar

Jim, what do you think of the notion that you’re a SJW (Sensitive Johnson Wanker)?

WEWLAD
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WEWLAD

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U! …_…|..____________________, , ……/ ..—___________—-_____|]=D …../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ …..), —.(_(__) / ….// (..) ), —-” …//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW DANK MEMES SJW… Read more »

Rob Roddy
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Rob Roddy

Hang on… You point out a bikini isn’t suitable for a combat operation and suddenly your a SWJ [♪SKELETON WARRIORS♫]?… Words don’t even.

Andrew Davis
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Jim, you’re pretty awesome, no matter what you are.
Be it “SJW”, “Swaglord”, or “The Pogs Magi”.
🙂

PowerSerg
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All that money is going to put the white man in chains but I mean that’s your kink they can’t stop you.

Mika Rose
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Mika Rose

Does this shirt work for people who breathe through their skin, Jim? Does it??

Alejandro Domeño
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Alejandro Domeño

Jim

Gingy
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Gingy

That said though… could I be stupid and re-ask the question. Do they in fact ship over yonder to the land of Tea and Biscuits (or the Land of Irn Bru and Steak Pies in my case :P)

Rover86
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Rover86

Yeah…this will end well.

Jpkurihara
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Jpkurihara

Jim isn’t a Social Justice Warrior, he’s a Social Justice BARD.
GET IT RIGHT

Fengor
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Fengor

The words of power have been spoken. Let the flame war begin!
http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt217/KeyMaster45/Misc/AbandonThread.gif

ElektroDragon
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ElektroDragon

“SJW” is too positive a term. Instead I prefer naive, brainwashed, overly idealistic herd following ultra leftist “progressives” with a very thin skin and a warped sense of reality who aren’t aware of more important things they should be arguing about and are almost invariably vulgar, condescending, rude, have disturbing secret fetishes, and are so full of themselves they’d make Donald Trump blush. However, you sometimes get one like Jim who still manages to be likeable in a Benny Hill sort of way and is SOMETIMES even 100% correct. He does not tick off ALL the categories above. At times… Read more »

TnTyson
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TnTyson

I’d love to buy one of these but unfortunately I breath through my skin…

Daryl Corey
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Daryl Corey

Jim Sterling is not really an SJW he actually will listen to other opinions and such occasionaly instead of constantly attacking shaming and bullyng those who do not share his opinion

Sperium3000
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Sperium3000

Hey, it’s Mister Jim Fucking SJW [♪SKELETON WARRIORS♫] Sterling Son to you, pal!

Nes
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Nes

Will you be doing an Augment your preorder campaign? If you get enough pre orders will you release the shirt at least 4 days earlier?

Nathan Aldana
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Nathan Aldana

SJW, the one term in the videogame space that tells you “the guy using this term seriously to slander someone else is a [♪SKELETON WARRIORS♫] and can be safely ignored”

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