The Sad Ghost War Between Breath of the Wild And Horizon: Zero Dawn

The frenzy surrounding The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a whole new level of fan overreaction, and this is coming from someone who’s seen what happens when you say Uncharted isn’t perfect.

When they’re not busy launching DDoS attacks against outlets that didn’t like the game as much as they did, they’re being really very angry at Horizon: Zero Dawn, a game with very little connection to Zelda but has become a popular target of BotW‘s most delirious fanbabies.

Both games are huge open world experiences, and both are exclusive to particular consoles. This is of course a recipe for disaster where the two games were destined to be compared in the most vitriolic ways imaginable. Plenty of Nintendo’s zealots were furious when they learned of my own highly favorable review, and if you believe them, Zero Dawn‘s fanbase has had an axe to grind against Breath of the Wild for a long time.

The reality, however, is not quite as these wearers of green, pointy, tinfoil-lined hats would lead you to believe.

According to frantic commentary on my Breath of the Wild review as well as various subReddits, nefarious shills for Sony have been abusing Metacritic’s user reviews in order to give Horizon 10/10 scores and crush Zelda with a bunch of vile zeroes.

The process is called Metabombing, an organized effort from unhinged fanbases or edgy online communities (or both) to tank the average user review score of a game they wish to see fail.

“So I guess Jim is going to use this comment section to justify how Zelda fans are toxic and all that, yet he still hasn’t commented on the Metabombing of the Metacritic user score by Horizon: Zero Dawn fans,” wrote one responder to The Jimquisition’s Breath of the Wild review.

This sentiment is not uncommon amongst those Zelda fans who genuinely are toxic, the fans I guess I’ll just call Fucking Slithering Pricks.

Unfortunately for them I can’t do as requested because there’s just not enough evidence to support the claim that Zero Dawn fans are behaving as badly as accused.

But do remember, throughout the rest of this article – I was asked to do this.

Perusing the user reviews for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, there is very little evidence to suggest Horizon‘s zealous devotees (I’m sure it has them) have been orchestrating anything of the sort.  Yes, a handful of user reviews that gave Zelda a 0 also gave Horizon a 10. Going over the accounts myself, I’ve been able to spot a grand total of two users that did it.

Both skilly225 and Skyerls-Pidar fit the profile of somebody who is theoretically spiting Breath of the Wild in some irrational attempt to elevate Zero Dawn. Even among those two, only one of them has a clear axe to grind against Nintendo games – Skylerlst is clearly creaming themselves over PlayStation titles and applying zeroes to Nintendo’s output. The other one has rated various Nintendo games highly and claims to predominantly be a PC user.

If we expand the search to 1/10 reviews, we can find some more evidence. Lampiaobr is blatantly on Metacritic for one specific purpose, and AmazedBunion gave Horizon an 8… while also giving Black Ops III a 9/10. They might just be doing their own bizarre thing.

As we go through the 2/10 scores and 3/10 scores, any Horizon in the history of the reviewers seems to evaporate entirely. Meanwhile, the vast majority of negative reviews appear to be genuinely critical of various aspects of the game or are random drive-by shitposts that have no ulterior motive other than to kick the wasp’s nest.

What happens, however, if we flip the script? How many reviewers who gave Breath of the Wild a perfect 10 went ahead and slapped a big ol’ zilch on a scathing writeup of Guerilla Games’ production?

Say hello to Jimmyrustle22, estenoriega, MORJ, Linknlogs227, ivanmd09, navaga, csgopro, and ivand88! That’s just a selection of users who simultaneously wrote reviews issuing a 0/10 for Horizon and a 10/10 for Zelda.

They’re not the only ones, either. Here’s a negative Zero Dawn review from skysayrain that cheerily admits to what they’re doing:

“The game score is way too high,” they said of Horizon. “Don’t have the game will buy it, probably will enjoy it. giving this game 0 out of 10 in the name of Zelda for all those PS fan boys. good day! =)”

The funny thing is, I don’t even have to try very hard to find Zelda‘s piss champions doing exactly what they’re accusing others of doing.

Just clicking names at random I found NooBziN here, while a cursory search for Zelda references brought me ScofieldMoody. You start to be able to spot them at a glance, like if one of them mentions Far Cry Primal and doesn’t seem to be able to say much else of critical value, they might be like Matsepuldveda.

While I had to dig into the twos and threes while trying to find substantial evidence of Horizon fans acting out, I haven’t even left the zero range while talking about Zero Dawn‘s own user review page.

Far be it from me to disappoint my readers – I investigated the accusations of Breath of the Wild Metabombing, as requested, and came away with the opposite image that had been painted for me. Contrary to the claims, it seems less than five Horizon fans wrote negative reviews for Breath of the Wild, and the link (haha) is tenuous even among those.

Meanwhile, Zelda‘s mini crusaders aren’t even trying to hide what they’re doing.

And don’t think the examples I’ve given already are the only ones available.

“They did it first,” is the excuse I’ve seen for the attempted Metabombing of Horizon: Zero Dawn. It looks like, however, those WMDs are yet to be found.

Obviously, we’re talking about a small subset of particularly troubled individuals who have replaced their sense of self with videogames. Most fans of The Legend of Zelda, just like most fans of Sony’s suite of games, are well adjusted adults who aren’t flipping their shit and behaving in the most undignified ways over conflicting opinions regarding entertainment products.

Nobody should ever take Metacritic scores this bloody seriously.

Still, as someone currently in the firing line of these perverse aberrations, I find it particularly interesting that the same hive mind currently shrieking about a one percent dip in Breath of the Wild‘s average Metacritic score can’t help doing exactly what it accuses others of – bombing something else because they can’t handle the idea of anything other than their Precious potentially succeeding.

Such is the zero sum mindset of those who play for the lowest stakes on Earth.

According to what I can see, no war has been waged on Breath of the Wild by fans of Horizon: Zero Dawn or indeed any other malignant force. It’s a ghost war, concocted in the paranoid and erratic minds of an increasingly hysterical collective. Given their recent and continued acts of absurdity, it should not have surprised me that one of their biggest moral justifications for their behavior – while still weak as fuck – was spun from whole cloth.

Metabombing is trivial and hilarious in its crystallization of misdirected, truly impotent anger. It’s why I like to write about it. In this instance, however, the whole situation’s a little sad as well.

I mean, Breath of the Wild is one of the highest rated games of all time, it’s gotten more 10/10s than any game developer should rightly dream of, and it’s performing very well indeed at retail. Most people who have played it loved it. Even I enjoyed it quite a bit.

Yet, with all that going for them, Zelda‘s hardest of hardcore fans are unhappy and unfulfilled because almost unilateral praise is not the same as unilateral praise. Even worse, they’re paranoid with the hair-trigger backlash instinct of a cornered stray.

And ultimately, I think everybody else is just enjoying playing a fucking good Zelda game.

I hope Breath of the Wild‘s shoutiest fans also learn to enjoy playing it one day.

It’s worth it.

RipTide
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RipTide

Meta bombing – “This random website that averages review scores is getting the wrong average, I better go put in an extreme score to swing it to what I think it is because I don’t understand that averages of review scores mean less than nothing when said scores are an entirely subjective opinion.”

Watchmedance
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Watchmedance

I don’t know many sane people who look at User Reviews on Metacritic out of anything other than morbid curiosity.

hotdamnitsdan
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hotdamnitsdan
I remember being about 12, in 1997. My school had a few computers with a rudimentary internet connection in the library, and during break, from time to time, I would go and use one. I was into drawing, as well as video-games, and I would pore over fan art from my favourite games, the kind I could only dream of being able to draw, the kind that took all of ten minutes to load one image, due to the ”potato” nature of the internet back then. One girl in particular did pretty incredible pencil sketches of original characters based on… Read more »
Miles Saintborough
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Miles Saintborough

Sad how things have become, yeah? Nowadays just admitting that you’re a fan of anything will get you weird looks, like “Oh, you’re THAT fan”

Dragongelf
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Dragongelf

I too give my fan weird looks when it speaks up rather than just blow air.

Appliances need no thoughts of their own.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

Just like Cornflake Homunculus.

hotdamnitsdan
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hotdamnitsdan

I feel like the budget for the Cornflake Homuculus was pretty low. At least they used Kellogg’s though huh. Could have gone with off-brand cereal and saved a few bob.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

It’s a brand deal though. I doubt Kelloggs is losing so much money they can’t afford to use their own cereal in supernatural abominations.

Stormbringer
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In 1997 most people were not using the WWW. Today, everyone is. That’s the difference I’m afraid 🙂

Niall
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Niall

As a militant Xbox One fan, I think they both look shite.

Fallen Prime
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Fallen Prime

…at least you’re self-aware about it?

Jake Wilson
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Jake Wilson

Have fun playing Scalebound! =)

Jim Sterling
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I wish I could play Scalebound. 🙁

Dragongelf
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Dragongelf

SHHHH!

Don’t wake the wrath of the /other/ other fanbase of zealots!

It’s time to choose a side, Jim!

nikolas orava
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nikolas orava

As a PC gamer, can’t wait to emulate both of them and shame there aren’t any good xbox one games i can emulate in the future.

Watchmedance
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Watchmedance

You don’t have to emulate future Xbox releases anyway, since they’ll likely be part of the Play Anywhere thing.

Tuukka Aro
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Tuukka Aro

Why is being a fan of a platform even a thing? You don’t “get” to buy a console to play games, you have to. Is spending money on the latest black piece of plastic really something to be a fan of?

Watchmedance
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Watchmedance

So you stockpile weapons and rations in your basement in preparation for the real console wars that will never arrive?

Beej
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Beej

Aloy would beat link down easier than shooting a watcher’s eye. Discuss?

SaburoDaimando
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SaburoDaimando

And then Twilight Sparkle would force them both to become friends, so we can all have Apple Pie together.

Seriously, I would pair them both together. Even more so if Link were female.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

Thanks for that image in my head.

SaburoDaimando
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SaburoDaimando

Sure thing. And I don’t care if that’s sarcasm. XP

Artemiy
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Artemiy

It’s noooooot~ I’m legitimately imagining Aloy and feminine Link on Rainbow Dash and Applejack, charging some dark monsters. 🙂

Lloyd
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Lloyd

And now we’re going to have gigabytes of Aloy and Linkle erotica popping up everywhere…

Artemiy
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Artemiy

As if that wouldn’t have happened anyway. ^_^

Lloyd
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Lloyd

I’d be disappointed in the Internet if there wasn’t plenty already ;3

Artemiy
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Artemiy

Give it time. The Internet seems to be mostly interested in Link x that shark boy right now.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

He’s a great character, I can see why.

anomalous material
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anomalous material

Wait, what? What the fuck is this insanery? Buy a game to *enjoy* it? You, sir, clearly do not understand that games are not meant to be enjoyed. They are a fine and delicate bouquet, to be savoured and appreciated!

Pah! Enjoyed.

Don’t make me tweet inane, bigoted garbage at you! I will!, just you wait!

Harrowing
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Harrowing

Man, I wish I could apologize on behalf of other Zelda fans, because Jesus god they’re embarrassing. Console and brand warriors weird me out and I will never understand them.

Matti Berntson
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Meanwhile, this Zelda fan is considering if it’s better to get a copy of the Wii U version or to wait until purchasing a Switch has become… less economically irresponsible.

Also, Horizon has me seriously considering getting a PS4 in a not too distant future…

Silvershock
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Silvershock

Do what I’m doing – play Horizon now, wait for Cemu to get BOTW running properly, then grab the U version of that and play it at a higher res without the shitty performance issues. Zelda apparently runs like dogshit, Horizon on my PS4 Pro runs very nicely indeed.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

I wonder if my waiting game with Switch will pay off. If it does, I’ll gladly play Breath of the Wild.

Beathil Tenchijeff
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Beathil Tenchijeff

They both look a little dull to me. I would not buy either at full price.

Dragan Lukic
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Dragan Lukic

“We want fewer payed-for review scores! Less homogenization of game Journalism!”

“OMG this one one “reviewer” didn’t score my favorite game the same as all the other reviewers! Burn them!”

/sarcasm

BAH!
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BAH!

The real irony is that the very same people who screech about “honest reviews” will stoop to metabomb a game.

Hunter Zolomon
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Hunter Zolomon

Its brilliant isn’t it haha

TheOvermatt
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TheOvermatt

It’s like how when WB Games straight up got sued for failing to enforce the disclosure of paid content for their Shadow of Mordor videos, the “ethics in games journalism” crowd was freaking silent.

Mark Davenport
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I should have just bought Halo Wars 2 so I can enjoy the game as is.

I have Zelda and am enjoying it a lot, but it’s not perfect, it has so many problems. Horizon looks like a fun concept but I know i’d get bored of it.

Wish fanboys would leave each-other alone.

Tiago Rodrigues
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A good thing about Horizon is that it’s not terribly long (I did about 50 hours with 86% completion), and the stuff that can eventually get more repetitive (like the hunting trials) can safely be ignored. It felt challenging and interesting throughout the main story line and sidequests. Yeah, if they had tried to make it longer by cramming in more sidequests without also adding more unique enemies, I’m fairly sure it would’ve started feeling boring. And I’m fairly happy that they didn’t fill it in with a lot of that cookie cutter content. I felt like it respected my… Read more »
Oscar Andreasson
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Oscar Andreasson

While I think this outrage is a serious problem and people who do it need some kind of help I think it all comes from part of the nintendo hardcores beeing worried about the future. The Wii U was a big flop and Nintendo needs a home console that does well and from this worry there has been a big kneejerk reaction against anything even remotely negative. I just hope that with the sales numbers beeing reported this can calm down and you can go back to focusing on your work again

MindFever
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MindFever

check-effin-mate

Sperium3000
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Sperium3000

Meanwhile CD Projekt Red and Guerrila keep exchanging fanart of Aloy and Geralt just hanging out and being super buddies.

Drew Taylor
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Drew Taylor

Wait really? That is a thing that is happening? That makes me so happy on the inside.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

Look up CD Projekt Red on Twitter. It is happening.

Sapphire Crook
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Sapphire Crook

They exchanged picture, it’s kinda cute!

Jim Sterling
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Yeah that’s been great. And I bet people who worked on Zelda would be charmed as fuck if Aloy and Link were chilling together too.

Because the people actually making these games are nowhere near as invested in this territorial garbage as the fanatics claiming to love them.

Jake Wilson
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Jake Wilson

Except Nintendo would probably report the fanart as copyright infringement… xD

Jim Sterling
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There is that, yes. 🙂

Spartan Prime ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
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Shame, because those two characters might go well together^^

HisDivineOrder
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HisDivineOrder

Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s a pr0nz version of that very scenario playing out in the mind of some Brazzier filmmaker’s imagination.

Deepsouth
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Deepsouth

The fanatics are the children. You let children/internet trolls get the best of you. Then resort to insulting an entire fanbase. Fact is, 95% of Nintendo fans have no clue who Jim Sterling is, nor do they care about the mostly positive review that you gave BotW. The 5% that do know you are more upset with the way you talk about Nintendo fans than the mostly positive review.

Christopher Hammond
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Christopher Hammond

You don’t read so good, do you? If you try reading that again, without your outrage tinted glasses, you might notice that Mr Sterling isn’t referring to an entire fanbase. I’m a fan and he sure ain’t talking shit about me. Take your glasses off and try reading it again.

p. s. I don’t know who you are, either.

Roc
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Roc

I’ve never heard of you either

Aran Eardley
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Aran Eardley
Its a shame people can’t just review games for what they are, either good or bad. One of the problems big review sites or magazines have are the people that review the game are people that have reviewed the other ones in the past and the reason why they got asked to review them in the 1st place was because they said they liked them games (most likely). Here with our boy Jim is that he does all sorts of different games he plays them if they are good or bad and he gives ‘his’ view on the game, if… Read more »
Tobias Hanika
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Tobias Hanika

As someone who greatly enjoys drama, the Zelda “debacle” is probably more entertaining than playing any of these 2 games could ever be.

MindFever
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MindFever

trust me Horizon is really good:) but yes this fucking retarded drama by snowflake portion of zelda fanbase is entertaining as fuck.
It’s so hypocritical though… It is exactly how children and kids behave and react. Isn’t surprising since the demographics for Nintendo has a huge chunk of very very young people

Iftekhar Ahmed
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Iftekhar Ahmed

Video game reviews are desinged to the ordinary joe and not the conglomerates producing them.

Whatthefnu
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We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.

Malice Flare
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how sad of 910 drones…

me
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me

As poorly behaved as particular zealots have been, I don’t feel like the mouthbreather comment was necessary. People who breathe through their mouths often can’t help it; it’s not an indicator of low intelligence or shady behaviour, and your conflation of the two gives that false impressions.

Ableism is often a blind spot with many people, so I don’t expect this comment will be popular; but to see it from Jim is disappointing, “irrational” though it may be.

Fallen Prime
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Fallen Prime

You are LITERALLY the only person I’ve ever seen call the term ableist.

Jarin
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Jarin

Like people who don’t see racism… this might say more about who you hang around and listen to.

Fallen Prime
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Fallen Prime

Actually, I hang around with people who SNAP at ableist comments.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

I inherited The Internet?

joobleblob
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Pay more attention then.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

Thank you for your perspective! I’d love to see Jim’s opinion on this.

Kristian Jönsson
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Kristian Jönsson

Breathing through your mouth is not a disability, though.

Julie Vivien
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Julie Vivien

It’s a symptom of a number of respiratory conditions that are disabilities.

Johan Kristian Milde
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Johan Kristian Milde

I’ve always pictured mouthbreathers as a sort of fish or mollusk, but when you mention it, it could be much more maliciously intended.
Definitely a sign to be careful.

MindFever
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MindFever

a wise man once said “fuck your feelings”

also the reviewer is a very fat person so your recall on the PC dogma is very out of place

Irrational? you have to be joking …yes let’s not make jokes because it might offend somebody. Let’s not mock the wicked because somebody might get their feelings hurt. No , NO , NO!

me
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me

I wasn’t recalling the PC dogma, I was pointing out that Jim could stand to be more careful in his terminology.

MindFever
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MindFever
fair enough but your complaint did imply he wanted to equate mouth breathers of any kind to stupidity. If you just want him to be more tactful that’s fine but judging all his work because of hurt feelings is evoking the PC dogma which has no place in a serious discussion. Honestly , he is mocking people who deserve to be mocked. Not doing so does a grave disservice to all those who are just. Let’s leave our feelings outside this room and not make our feelings the basis for judgement . That’s all I’m saying. Perhaps I went too… Read more »
Jim Sterling
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Words are my trade. To brush off concerns over the words I use is to do a disservice to my trade, which is why I won’t do it. Words have power, and it’s a power I’d like to keep potent, optimized, and updated to the latest OS.

I take comments like me’s seriously, regardless of my original intents, and even independent of whether or not I decide to act upon their concerns, because discussion of language and its power is something that should be incredibly important to anybody who relies on it so much in their work.

MindFever
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MindFever

hang on a minute I’m not suggesting you should ignore it or censor people over this. I was pointing out that a judgement of your character ,integrity based on feelings because of a word may be insulting to some, is something that I reject as a concept.

Jim Sterling
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I see what you’re saying, and thank you for speaking for me, but I assure you I’m not perturbed at all by what was suggested. I’ve worked hard over the past several years to keep my general language as welcoming as possible so only the specific causes of my ire are truly put to glorious verbal conflagration. If something I have said could make me look negligent of that work, then I appreciate knowing. It takes so little effort for me to change a word or two, and knowing it could make the day of a reader better when I… Read more »
MindFever
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MindFever

hmm I see your point. I was looking at this thing as a reader when I should be looking at it as a writer and reviewer …and a demi god on youtube 🙂 (Jim Sterling,son!)
Your words do carry weight and I didn’t consider that aspect of it. It’s easy to miss that since I have no experience whatsoever to write reviews on any site with a big audience.

I stand corrected and I am grateful for your explanation .

Jim Sterling
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<3

Dragongelf
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Dragongelf

It’s the respect for all but the ones specifically targeted, as shown here, that I find so incredibly heartening.

Things like this are just a minor thing to most and I don’t think many writers, critical or otherwise, would bother with.

Yet the thought of it making the day of even 1 reader better, let alone a subsection, would sway you to work on being the bigger person.

That’s character right there.

KaoTeK
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KaoTeK

This attitude is one of the many reasons I love you Jim, bravo.

Horrigan
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Horrigan

I dont see how the reviewers physical stature is in any way related to how insensitive that particular comment may or may not be (not that I think it is particularly egregious)… also I highly doubt your defense is the sort of comment that Mr. Sterling would be particularly happy about .. with friends like these ..

MindFever
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MindFever

you exaggerate my intent…I wanted to say he is himself overweight so I don’t thing he has a bias against overweight people.

If Jim would condemn me for those words I would be thoroughly surprised.

cheers

Miles Rice
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Miles Rice

Really? mouth breather, triggered you?
You see breathing through the mouth as a disability? Low intelligence does not equate to ableism, regardless if there is even any merit to the old insult.
Back in your box, me, there are other battles for you to face in the PC world.

me
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me

Low intelligence is often equated with disability unnecessarily. You can be disabled without lacking common sense, and you can lack common sense, as the DDOSing zelda fans do in this case, without being disabled. Jim was the one making that link, not me.

Jim Sterling
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“me” was respectful in bringing this up and was then shouted down and given rather ignorant “fuck you” comments in return, which is NOT what I want my regular comment sections to be. Be better than the assholes who stunk up the Zelda review thread, please.

Just for the response to me’s concerns ALONE, I am going to change it. If you don’t like that, what was the phrase? Fuck your feelings? Is that what we’re saying now?

me
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me

Thank you, Jim. I wasn’t expecting you to reply to this, let alone change it – it means a lot. Thank God for you.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

Thank God for Jim, who does not only taketh, but also giveth.

krazykain
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krazykain

Just wait till some right wing media page gets wind of this “Journalist caves to OFFENDED PC Feminist”

I know.. feminism has nothing to do with that, but breitbart wouldnt care!

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

This, right here? This is why I like you. I came for the critique of the chicanery done by the bigwigs. I stayed for the bizarre reactions to Steam games. And I fell in brotherly love with the reasonable, sometimes wacky, man who loves Boglins and is a total corporate shill for BigCereal.

Germanicus
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Germanicus

Ignore them, people who use words like mouth-breathers are nothing more than window-lickers.

krazykain
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krazykain

One that always irritates me is Neck Beards, I mean sure it’s more of a choice than Mouth Breathing, but equating one’s intelligence to their look has always annoyed me.

Jake Pulford
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Jake Pulford

Games are subjective experiences. If Jim gives Zelda a 7/10 then that is his opinion, if I think it deserves more or less then I can advocate that as an individual. People need some enlightenment.

David Everard
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David Everard

Indeed

Dave Dogge
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Dave Dogge

But he dissed Zelda …….. bwaaaaaa bwwaaaaaahh ! *cries salty tears into his hentai pillow*….
No, but seriously for me on the Swtich it’s around a 9/10, it’s solidly good.

Spartan Prime ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
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Reviewers are meant to give their opinion, not regurgitate ours back at us.

Jamesworkshop
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Jamesworkshop

I was hoping that with new Zelda and Horizon, we could have a fun new “year of the bow” again.

But it’s just another fanwar now.

Pete Croucher
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Pete Croucher

It’s not really a war when one side is too busy playing their game to attack, right?

And that, by the way, is the best review either game can have.

Jamesworkshop
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Jamesworkshop

‘war’ probably isn’t the most apposite word to use.

Pete Croucher
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Pete Croucher

Bitchfit? 😛

Also, I’ve just noticed your name and it gave me a massive grin, ta! 😀

Horrigan
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Horrigan

War .. War never changes

which reminds me of the tragic atrocity that FO4 dared to call writing and quest design .. now you’ve done it .. you have made me sad 🙁 .. but I guess I sort of did it to myself -.-

FieldMedic
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FieldMedic

Here you have irrefutable proof that Zelda fanatics are indeed the worst in the games industry! Congratulations guys you won the razzie now can you please stop harassing Jim?

Piko Neal
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Piko Neal

Hypocrisy will breed hypocrisy.

Dave Dogge
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Dave Dogge

I thought that I typed dos for DOS prompt, sorry about that Jim ! love ….. A. Zelda Fan.

Artemiy
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Artemiy

I’ll just borrow a line from our favourite Miracle of Sound.

“Click-click. Boom. Boom.”

Spartan Prime ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
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YES

Dared00
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Dared00

“hard hard cash”

AHyperkineticLagomorph
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AHyperkineticLagomorph

“Gordon Freeman saved my life!”

Wait, let me try that again.

Big Dave
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Big Dave

“Don’t call me a moron, I’m super astute”

CaitSeith
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CaitSeith

“BLOOD ON MY HANDS!”

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