Terriosaurus Hex
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Terriosaurus Hex

I wonder if Kingsley did what he did through utter contempt for Uwe Boll; to not give Boll the courtesy of a good performance and accidentally elevate the movie higher than Uwe’s own standards, but still take his money. Because we all know why Boll was making these movies now, don’t we? I wouldn’t have given him something he doesn’t deserve too.

This is a late comment, oops, sorry! Watch Sexy Beast if you wanna see Kingsley at his best, it may change your mind. 🙂

skybadass951
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skybadass951

the thing that makes the plot so confusing is that the script they worked with was a draft that wasn’t meant to be serious. The writer sent this version to Uwe Boll as a ‘Is this what you want?” so she could write a proper script. But Uwe Boll called her the next day and said “The script is perfect, we start filming with it tomorrow.” so that might explain the weird structure of the plot and all.

Gareth
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Gareth

Was there a reason that 2000AD didn’t sue the creators of BloodRayne as the character is clearly a bit of a rip-off of Durham Red.

ENAY
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ENAY

Isn’t that Robin Williams on the left?

+K
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+K

I can’t wait for the Bloodrayne 3 episode. I found it to be the most entertaining of the three. Not good, but I wouldn’t mind watching it again. Even if it’s just for Natassia Malthe and vampire Hitler.

Nitrium
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Nitrium

In my opinion BloodRayne is Boll’s most accomplished video game adaptation. Even if it has almost nothing to do with the game and the fight choreography leaves a lot to be desired, it’s nonetheless a glorious piece of trashy entertainment with plenty of gratuitous gore (with literal geysers of blood) and even a bit of nudity. Hilariously Loken (hot from her role as T-X in T3), takes everything incredibly seriously while everyone else seems to know they’re in a Uwe Boll movie. Alcohol and/or cannabis will help immeasurably to be in the right frame of mind for this film, but… Read more »

George
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George

Oh! I’m looking forward to the next episode. I think that there is defiantly a place for contemporary movies on this show.

Sath oon
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Sath oon

When I saw Billy Zane was a ‘special guest appearance’, I figured his comment how he enjoyed working with Uwe Boll, and his status in the credits, was really just Stockholm syndrome at work.

Sam
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Sam

Dunno if anyone cares, and I hate to be that guy, but his name is pronounced “oo-vah” rather than “oo-vey”.
When there’s an ‘e’ on the end of a German word, it’s pronounced like an ‘a’. As in the word ‘danke’ (thank you) being pronounced “dahn-kah”.

Kev' Bryant
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Kev' Bryant
David Pickering
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David Pickering

You know, this doesn’t actually sound like it’s an overly horrific film. I might have to give it a watch.

Anarchy Pony
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Anarchy Pony

As I Hate Everything would say; Because Movie.

Anarchy Pony
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Anarchy Pony
Alex Wheatley
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Alex Wheatley

I love the continued conceit – even outside of anything FistShark related – that the third cast member is not Holmes.

Neil Studd
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You want rubber bouncy head-squish GIFs? We’ve got rubber bouncy head-squish GIFs! http://i.imgur.com/95FQiUg.gifv

Cake_Baws
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Cake_Baws

why i listen to this every week is its a more topical version of the dismal jesters,like theirs actually a coherent conversation that has a point rather then you know random conversations about random things that often lead to Mr Holmes anus.

Anton
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Anton

If you’re doing uwe boll, there are so many more interesting choices…..

In an unrelated note, the new CoD is called Infinite Warfare. We have now reached the point where even the name is a self-parody.

Foxman
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Foxman

I was truly hoping you would point out the bit about the three guys mindlessly stabbing the already dead guy

Aina
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Aina

The Absinthe is an anachronism. It was invented in the 18th century, but only became a popular drink in the second half of the 19th century. It’s really not dangerous, by the way – at least not more dangerous than any other alcoholic beverage. The thujone concentration is much too low for it to be potent. Just stay away from the stuff from eastern Europe or anything garishly coulored.

DSS13
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DSS13

I was on tv tropes a while ago and the Classically Trained Extra trope says that sir Ben Kingsley took the role so he could be a vampire and wear fangs on camera.

Andrew Barloq
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Andrew Barloq

It’s not quite as bad as House of the Dead or Alone in the Dark, but Bloodrayne is certainly surreal. It’s also odd how amateurish it is, considering that most filmmakers get better as they get more experience.