Nitrium
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Nitrium

I’m 100% with Jim that Far Cry is the worst Uwe Boll film – not technically, production, acting-wise etc, but just because it’s so terminally dull. Also it doesn’t have those very large mutant soldiers with a rocket launcher surgically attached to one of their arms which I remember were particular tough to deal with in the game, especially when you first encounter them. And no strategically placed hang-gliders either,

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

So, Uwe Boll retired last year (maybe the tail end of 2016). So you don’t have to worry about him ruining any more games by being himself, nor about a Far Cry 5 conversion to shit. Also, he was/is batshit insane. His career bio, if not completely falsified, is one of the most fascinating thing I’ve ever read on Wikipedia. And I read an abnormal amount of Wikipedia.

I have never seen Far Cry. I have no idea what was happening, but was entertained by you dear dear Movie Boys. I’m pretty sure nothing of value was lost.

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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Can’t tell if Jim tired and worn out from Uwe Bollness or utilised some sort of opioid that does not require prayer and irrational beliefs to cope with Uwe Bollness, or more likely both. Ah fuck, I forgot what else I was going to say. Um, good job! Oh wait, it’s back, I was thinking about the fishshark marketing podcast and you guys mentioning it doesn’t do as well as you hope, well I was thinking that it isn’t the content itself, as that’s fine as it is, but instead mayhaps it’s the presentation of the brand, as anybody looking… Read more »

9lives lie cat lie
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9lives lie cat lie

thank chungus a new spin off doctors i can’t play zero dawn horizon if i can’t listen to the spin off doctors and the podqustion on the same day. Chungus be praised

Galactix100
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Galactix100

So I watched Hitman: Agent 47 instead of this because there’s nothing on this fucking planet that will make me pay to watch this film and I came across Hitman while seeing if Far Cry was on Netflix. I will now review Hitman: Agent 47. It was alright. Could’ve stood to have a bit more humour, it’s a very dour film. They should’ve kept up the Terminator 2 rip off stuff for longer. Also the guy playing 47 generally looks the part but his face is too naturally expressive which makes selling the cold, emotionless, ultimate assassin character difficult. Otherwise… Read more »

GzG92
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“Did I ever tell you the definition… of the Movie Boys?”