Camilo-sama
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Camilo-sama

That silence from Jim, when Conrad tells him there is a second movie, was fucking beautiful.

Aotrs Commander
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Aotrs Commander

Jim, anything that at some point causes to you to slip into Duke Amiel for a moment automatically justifies its existance, no matter how bad it is…!

Okay, from the sound of it, even that might be debatable, in this case, though,,,!

Dragmire
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Dragmire

This exists!? I remember buying the Wii game after just reading the title thinking that it would be some kind of pervy quirky hack n’ slash that would take nothing seriously. I think I may have played about 2 hours max of the monotonous, dreary, slow paced, mechanically awkward, humorless game before I quit and never picked it up again. Lollipop Chainsaw came out years later and is basically what I wanted from Onechanbara.

It sounds like the creators of the movie really wanted to reflect the quality of the game…

Neill Gardner
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Is there any possibility of having a Spin-off Doctors “Then fighting happens” T-shirt?

David
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Show Idea: The Wizard… Fred Savage + Vintage Mario 3…

Christoph Brinkmann
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I still remember when the game came out on the 360 how the man children tried to defend it as something besides wank material. “Oh it’s so deep – you have to look past the bikinis” or “They explain why they need to be in bikinis” and other such hilarious garbage.

Conrad Zimmerman
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The combo system does have more depth than the aesthetic would suggest, but it’s akin to misjudging a puddle.

Barloq
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I watched up to the end of the first fight scene and just couldn’t continue. This made me feel bad for us all going so hard on Uwe Boll.

Btw, I think the bullets ricocheted off of the first zombie boss because they kept shooting his chains, or that’s the impression I got. Like, every shot kept hitting him in the chains, so I was thinking “what the fuck, you idiots, why not aim another foot higher or lower…?”

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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Wait, I didn’t catch the plot there…was it some resident evil 6 afterbirth?

Hugrid
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Hugrid

Oneechanbra Bikini Samurai Squad is a delightful and innovative experimental indie movie that delights in playing with the very concept of the 4-act-structure. Using unique and rarely seen cinematographic techniques and utilising an amazing performance from the cast that’s all the more amazing given how many of them were performing for the first time ever in any medium anywhere, the overal effect is something whose whole truly amazes the senses in far surpassing the sum of its constiuent parts.

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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I…umm, thankyou…that’s lovely. It’s just…it…errr, that wasn’t the…plot?

Hugrid
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Hugrid

zombies occur, lady kills gentleman’s sister because zombie, lady walk off, Jim buys movie for $5, movie budget gets recouped.

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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Acceptable levels of genius.

Lewdology PhD
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A happy mistake.

The Worst Elephant
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The Worst Elephant

I wouldn’t expect “Bikini Samurai Squad” to be the world’s greatest art, but they couldn’t at least make it fun? Disappointing.

Nitrium
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Well I watched this shit film especially for this podcast yesterday. Sadly, I don’t usually need to do this because I’ve seen almost all the films covered here already for some reason that probably requires medication. Anyway, I’m completely unfamiliar with the game franchise, but this film was truly abysmal (I watched the Japanese language version) – even by video game movie adaptation standards. It’s weird because you can’t even enjoy it in a “so bad it’s good” kind of way, like Double Dragon or Mortal Kombat; it just goes nowhere. Some of the worst special effects I’ve ever seen… Read more »
Nitrium
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390MB for 1 hr 17 min? That’s a higher than usual bitrate.

Nitrium
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Sadly I have usually already watched just about every movie you have covered in this podcast, but this was a rare exception. Anyway, so I watched it yesterday in anticipation of this show and, well I really shouldn’t have bothered. 2.5/10 is about right for this one. Everything is hopelessly inept and, while it is goofy/cheesy with terrible “special” FX, it isn’t nearly as much fun as your still image above would suggest.

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