Octopus Grift
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I didn’t question why there was a cult in the tank because I assume most people share my desire to run a cult during the apocalypse.

Nitrium
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Nitrium

Episode seemed a bit “low-energy” than usual. Obviously understandable given how many of these yous have done. I found this movie utter garbage myself. Constant migraine inducing jump-cuts combined with a story that does not only not build on the previous films, but also shits all over them like they never happened. Insulting to both mind and senses.

GzG92
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CRAP, I FORGOT WHEN THIS WENT UP YESTERDAY THAT I’D MADE IT MY SELF-PROCLAIMED DUTY TO CONTINUE DOING THE MOVIE BOYS BIT IN JIM’S ABSENCE.

Ahem…

“So maybe you’ve got nine lives. But it doesn’t matter now, Resident Evil film series! I’ve sent my Movie Boys to dispose of you.”

“Your Movie Boys come off?”

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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“…and that was ‘the final chapter.'” With a weary and almost defeated sigh of relief, Jim and Conrad close the book for the last time, down the nearest glasses of scotch and collapse to the floor, reaching for their nearest smokes, Conrad shaking at the fingertips. “Thank FUUUUUUCK for that!” Exclaims Jim weakly as he releases a lungful of mysterious smoke into the air. Conrad, still trembling as he lights his first cigarette in ten years, mumbles “Never again, I don’t care what they say, we’re done… we’ve done our job. No…more, please.” Jim throws the finished work with victorious… Read more »

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

Advent Children. it’s about dang time.

Also, I bet Jim loved being able to revive the Isaacs goof. We need that more often, find a way to do something similar!

MuddyScarecrow
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I know I should not at all give the smallest family friendly fuck about the continuity of these damn movies but Final Chapter managed to piss me off by pissing all on the origin of Umbrella and the T Virus in its own universe. I know you guys don’t remember but I somehow do. We already got an origin for Umbrella and the T Virus in Apocalypse (the 2nd to help you out there). Hell, that one even gave us an origin for the Red Queen! It was Alexander Ashford and his daughter! That was firmly established. Yet, because once… Read more »

Polishfury5000
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That thumbnail, the dude in the back, with beard, is he praising the sun? I haven’t watched the movie, or listened to the podcast yet, so I’m guessing that shot is just from the cast hanging out and not from the movie. Still the idea of Alice teaming up with Sunbros to fight zombies in a Dark Souls crossover is a movie I’ll happily watch.

LegendaryFrog
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LegendaryFrog

It’s Thursday! New Movie Boys! This’ll help get me through the work day.

Hugrid
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Hugrid

When you described Isaac’s “cult leader” bit with the end of the world plan at the board meeting, you missed “the evangelising of isaacs”.