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29 Comments on "The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life"

Puffalupagus
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Puffalupagus

Do you stream anymore Mr. Sterling?

Chris
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Chris

Hmmm… Now to beat a dead horse but (assuming jim and conrad still read comments this late), you could always do Scott Pilgrim vs the World. I asked last year if they would do it and Conrad said they would so… yeah if you need big hollywood productions to review you can do that one.

Vandabo
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Vandabo

They haven’t done the second Hitman movie yet have they? I haven’t seen it but I’m guessing it would provide plenty to criticize.

sathriel
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sathriel

Yeah. Like man and a woman, a pair. Totally the same. Stupid nitpick is stupid.

Lanselot
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Lanselot

both Tomb Raider movies truly represent the ”just ok” part of movie adaptations.

MeleeCyrus
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MeleeCyrus

Jim sounds a bit quieter than usual. Was a bit hard to hear him, especially over Conrad’s booming voice.

Conrad Zimmerman
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Damn it. I’ve even lowered my recording levels in an attempt to not overpower him. Sorry, I’ll keep tweaking.

Chris
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Chris

Hey conrad, I had a movie suggestion above if you guys are scraping the bottom of the barrel. I requested it a year or so ago but thought I’d send out a reminder since you guys seemed vexed at what to do next.

OrangeyChocolate
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OrangeyChocolate

Should do The Emoji movie at some point. It’s got games in it.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

I second this. “Just Dance” and “Candy Crush Saga” are major locations, in addition to Sony’s “Spotify” (now available on your Play Station 4 Home Console Entertainment Console System) being key to the plot as a whole.

And that’s just from the Wiki Pediya summary. WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER LICENSED PRODUCTS ARE HIDING IN THERE!!!!

Darkseid 200
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Darkseid 200

I only know one person who went to the cinema to see it. He looked haunted. He wouldn’t tell me why he didn’t like it. He just kept shaking his head. Never seen him so speechless.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

His hooror only means that he didn’t want to psoil the secret cameo of Kargos from the Good of Wares series, or that one fat princess from those games about eating an cake! He is an emoji on PS4 probably, that’s how it is explained. I bet the main character uses an Experia Play! I’ll google it or whatever.

MuddyScarecrow
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That wet suit is literally the only thing I remember about this movie. Which probably says a lot about the movie.

Darkseid 200
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Darkseid 200

Did my comment not get approved? Just wondering if there was anything wrong with what wrote so I can avoid it in the future. Cheers.

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

Justin and Jim haven’t as-of-yet announced which words specifically are not allowed or even the general moderation guidelines to my knowledge (though I remember a few occasions where Justin spoke at length in comment sections about moderation).

Almost anything goes though, so the odds of perma-moderation are low unless your comment specifically violates Justin and Jim’s standards of behavior like yelling slurs at Jim.

Darkseid 200
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Darkseid 200

Just noticed my original comment has appeared. 🙂

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

Incidentally, full moderation guidelines are now posted as well. Just read the top comment on this week’s Jimquisition.

LegendaryFrog
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LegendaryFrog

I don’t really remember either Tomb Raider movie being that bad. They were just OK, in my opinion. Nothing memorable, of course, but no where near as bad as some people seem to think. *shrug*

Lewdology PhD
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I really loved heavenly sword’s cutscenes, Andy Serkis is great, but it’s all the villains really and the direction of the scenes. Looking forward to the next installment.

Darkseid 200
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Darkseid 200

They made a big deal about Jolie doing her own stunts when this movie was released. Didn’t help it though. That’s really her doing completely unnecessary back flips on that trapeze thingy. The insurance probably cost more than just getting a stunt woman.
Like Milla Jovovich doing some of her own stunts in the RE movies. You’re too busy wondering what you’re watching to give a shit.

Nitrium
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Can’t wait to listen to this one for some reason. Spin-off Doctors is my favourite Jimquisition content tbh, is… is that bad? Anyway, I can’t remember much about this film (other than it was a bit shit), so the synopsis will hopefully be more interesting than usual (no offence to Conrad, he really does the best he can with oft hopeless narratives).

Conrad Zimmerman
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None taken!

Terry-Osaurusus Hex XI
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Weird, I have absolutely no recollection of dating Lara Croft or being involved in Pandora’s box. Maybe I was a bit too wasted at the time, but I could’ve sworn I thought it was Nicholas Cage and we were in The National Treasure.

Gary Hall
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Ah here it is one of the worst films I ever paid money to see

InfamousDS
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InfamousDS

I like that the show is now starting to have its own meta-canon, and some of that includes FistShark content. It’s always been there a little, but you laid it on thick this week and the show profited from it.

Great job, guys. I needed the laughs after… everything?

Barloq
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This might have been… marginally better than the first? Maybe? The goofy scene with the tree guardians alone elevated it above the first, if only for being rather tense and memorable, but it’s still barely mediocre.

Kirk Hammer
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For some reason I thought you were talking about the episode of the Spin-Off doctors, not the film?

Barloq
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No, it’s a pretty good episode for such an inane film.

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

the 12 minute section where they shouted “vagina!” at each other really elevated it above the original.

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