YouTube Has A YouTube Problem (The Jimquisition)

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This one has… been a long time coming. The unscripted part at the end has… been a long time coming.

How long does YouTube itself have? Long enough, I reckon, to fuck up a hell of a lot more between now and whenever it gets what it deserves.

Oh shit, I said fuck in the video description. I guess no sexual penis is going to want to vaginally advertise with my anus now. What a load of LGBTQ areolas.

Allaiyah Weyn
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Advertisers shouldn’t have morals or care what their ads are attached to. They’re drastically limiting who sees their ads, which is bad for brand recognition. Commercials are generally horrible, cringy, unfunny, intellectually insulting, & too long (or short, hilarious, & mindbogglingly confusing in Asia), & they know it but they don’t care if you find the ads annoying or will actively avoid buying their products because of how bad their ads are; all they care about is brand recognition. Lastly, nearly everyone uses Adblock anyway, so they should just take whatever eyes they can get. It’s not like the days… Read more »
MM
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MM

It’s coming, Jim. Check out MaidSafe for example. It’s crumbling, one day utube shall be no more.

NotoriousBOB
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NotoriousBOB

Jimstitution, I love you and…

I just wanted to let you know…

I’d let you have me if you wanted.

Chris Topher
Member

2 questions.

Why was the music different?

How do I give jim a donation of cash ?

Chris Topher
Member

Jim.

Please write about the starwars battlefront beta crates loot box issue before it launches in the hope they’ll time it down as its insanely overt and pushy.

Chris Topher
Member

Excellent as always jim.

The video could have been better as at points some visual clues explaining the things I knew nothing about would have helped but as you say it’s a mess and something needs to be done which starts with someone saying something. I think that pewpewcutuedie chap should just vanish too while we’re at it but that’s my personal view.

Thank God for people like you him and I guess you’re included in that select elite group of dildo loving bogling bonkers and the world is a better place because of it!

Amy
Member

My post has been deleted twice and I don’t know why. Not writing it a third time, and I felt like I made some good points too 🙁

Amy
Member
For me a proper job is one that you moan and complain about… congratulations Youtube, by screwing over your biggest assets, YouTuber can now be included into the Peguin Published Bumper Book of Proper Jobs! As for what they are doing, YouTube made a big mistake not letting people contribute to channels through the site itself. Consequently content creators looked to other means of supporting themselves. Its hard now to stop people using that third party site to support content. Adding a subscription option now might be too late. Also their lack of communication makes me think they see YouTubers… Read more »
Natalie
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Natalie
I know Jim said that he won’t be “upping sticks” but I just wanted to say that I come directly to The Jimquisition dot com to watch these videos. This website is in my bookmarks, youtube isn’t. And honestly, I would be thrilled if I didn’t have to visit Youtube to see all the other Jim content (Jimtent?) because for a start, every time I have to look at the start page of that website I feel dirty, like a dirty old man was leering at me. That’s the feeling I get from YouTube. Like it’s leering at me. And… Read more »
R.M.Renfield
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R.M.Renfield

Did you delete the comment by Arch Warhammer on the youtube video comments, Jim?

Kind of dick move if you did.

Roger Civit
Member

IS THIS MEMES!?

Yes, it is. A meme is born.
HIMMLER SCROTUM !

Oliver Mendes
Member

Jim, have you ever played the Skeleton Warriors PS1 game?

Aotrs Commander
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Aotrs Commander
I wholeheartedly agree with the final rant. If everyone will forgive my long blithering diatribe (I’m afraid once I get started, I just tend to ramble on and on and on…) While I am not a youtuber, I am in a similar sort of position and I have every sympathy with the ladies and gentleman who make their living on Youtube. My own day job is equally trivial-in-the-grand schemes of things as video games: designing CAD models for the 3D printing, primarily for wargames. It is not, shall we say, a job that pays highly. Let me be brutally honest… Read more »
HelixShade
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HelixShade

I think I have to paraphrase a point spoken by another Youtuber whose been around from the Beginning. If we’re gonna unfuck YouTube, it would need a solid, concentrated effort from YouTube, the people watching YouTube Videos and it’s Content Creators. That’s how much of a mess it’s gotten.

It might just be easier to have all the Content Creators jump ship to a new site that’ll actually take care of it’s customer base.

El Chica Incognitus
Member

“Get a real job”

…Jim’s a journalist, reviewer and entertainer. He has 3 separate “real jobs” on top of running his own business.

Sperium3000
Member

As someone who has plans of starting as a content creator sometime soon, the situation with Youtube is really worrying. And it’s not like I got much in the way of options of where to put any content I make. Unless you’re already a large name, you can’t just say “Go to my own site or go to this other thing” without being stabilished in youtube first.

Jiryn
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Jiryn
Also Jim, thank you for that before the credits rant. That needs to be said, and more of society have to realize this. The world is no longer just about 9-5s as an income, the world has grown and there are many many different types of jobs from all aspects of life. If you do it, and make money regularly from it, it’s a job! Simple as that. I am curious, did blue collar workers say the same thing to white collar workers when white collar began to become more prevalent in the work force “Get a real job?” or… Read more »
Jiryn
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Jiryn

I’ve always wondered why you censor the word “[♪SKELETON WARRIORS♫]” with Skeleton Warriors.
While, I fully understand the word is considered one step down beneath the N-word in the States, other countries like Britain and Australia use it regularly and is part of their common vocabulary.

So, I’ve always wondered if you do it to be funny, or was it to keep further action being taken against you video from the YouTube Overlords?

ArtSolopov
Member
Jim. I’m sorry but… Don’t flatter yourself. You are to YouTube what Robert Romine was to you: a footnote, a scribble on a margin, a meager morsel in the sea of content and money provided by people richer than you. You’re just a buck on the side that YouTube doesn’t want left on the table. Honestly, Jim… You’re willing to pay money for your gimmicks. And it’s a good thing! I just say, maybe find several like-minded individuals and pay for an alternative to YouTube. Don’t wait for something better, be something better. Because if you do… Then all the… Read more »