• Jim Sterling

Animal Crossing: New Horizons - It's No Doom Eternal (Jimpressions)

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a game I wouldn't expect to get criticized too seriously in this video. Mostly because I don't respect the game enough.

I'm notoriously lacking in patience, but Animal Crossing has always had a charm to it that allowed me to tolerate its time wasting bollocks. Considering New Horizons wants you to work just to get to Animal Crossing's usual brand of time wasting bollocks has eliminated that tolerance.

I'd rather talk about tomatoes though.

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